Gnomesayin' is fine. He's actually in Vegas at the annual GELD (Gnome-Elf-Leprechaun-Dwarf) convention. It's quite a party....full of runt competitions, busty fairy pole-dancing and Keebler weed. Gnome will be back to his old self soon....but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
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Bless our troops.