#1005697 - 03/19/19 04:40 PM
Re: Beto O'Rourke
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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I'd have an easier time voting for a candidate who dabbled in fantasy and moved on, than voting for a candidate who dabbled in reality and moved on. This is a solid post. Solid post until you know what Cedar's version of reality is. He's one of those Progressive/Regressive fuktards living in a fantasy world and riding a unicorn. Blotto's living in that same world. lol Holy fvck. You dumb motherfucker. Shut your ass.
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#1005700 - 03/19/19 05:59 PM
Re: Beto O'Rourke
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Betoff says that if I like my AR's, I can keep my AR's
Can't go wrong with that
agam
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#1005707 - 03/19/19 06:39 PM
Re: Beto O'Rourke
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LOL
He's getting a blue tint.
Hopefully it's just some overspray.
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#1005710 - 03/19/19 06:50 PM
Re: Beto O'Rourke
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So now they dug up a DWI arrest and burglary on ol' Betoff.
They're going to crucify the sorry bastage before it's done.
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#1005712 - 03/19/19 07:50 PM
Re: Beto O'Rourke
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LOL
They need to fix the election timing though.
Right in the middle of football season ?
WTF ?
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#1005715 - 03/19/19 11:15 PM
Re: Beto O'Rourke
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Beto looks like a young JFK.
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#1005716 - 03/20/19 06:26 AM
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youse gotsta learn to laugh...that was phunny! It's funny, not phunny. You must have went to buckley.....lol.
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#1005723 - 03/20/19 08:47 AM
Re: Beto O'Rourke
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Thus far, looks like it will be Crazy Joe for the Dems.
Betoff is already too damaged.
Crazy Joe has taken all the arrows that the GOP has.
Can't wait for all the gaffes and new material for SNL.
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#1005724 - 03/20/19 08:52 AM
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This just in!!! Betoff ate dirt when he was 6 and tried to pass off a green baby poop to his wife as an avocado in a joke. Both completely LEGAL.
Meanwhile Trump breaks the law every day but this is not disturbing to his ball washers.
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#1005729 - 03/20/19 10:30 AM
Re: Beto O'Rourke
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Lorne Michaels and the SNL writers are lickin' their chops. I'm seein' a Trump, Betoff and Pootie skit on the horizon. Maybe Betoff will get the Golden Shower ? He can eat schitt and then get the shower chaser. 
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#1005763 - 03/20/19 09:43 PM
Re: Beto O'Rourke
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Beto looks like a young JFK. Are you on drugs? He looks like Beavis. Exhibit A Momma was a drinker, cuz he's gotz a bad case of the F.A.S. (Fetal Alcohol Syndrome). Look it up and compare if you don't believe me. Or don't. I don't care.
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#1005765 - 03/20/19 09:57 PM
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Beto looks like a young JFK. Are you on drugs? He looks like Beavis. Exhibit A Momma was a drinker, cuz he's gotz a bad case of the F.A.S. (Fetal Alcohol Syndrome). Look it up and compare if you don't believe me. Or don't. I don't care. Don't be chasing unicorns or narwhals. Beto JFK ?
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#1005771 - 03/20/19 10:59 PM
Re: Beto O'Rourke
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"Looks like" and "acts like" are two mutually exclusive things. Regardless, neither apply. Robert Francis couldn't hold JFK's jock. He's small potatoes. He should practice winning regionals before he tries his hand at state - IMO.
But please, run him. Go for it. Then keep on "resisting" after another 4 years of Trump. Brilliant!
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#1005779 - 03/22/19 04:46 PM
Re: Beto O'Rourke
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Betoff and Occasional Cortex
What a ticket
Can't wait to see Tina Fey do her thing !
ETA:
An unidentified source reported that Betoff was heard saying,
"I'd play with her schitt for a mile just to see where it came from.
I have a thing about schitt."
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#1005811 - 03/23/19 12:48 PM
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In another skit, SheKnows Omar Sharif would lop off the head of Occasional Cortex in a fit of jealous rage over Betoff.
I need to invoice SNL .
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#1005817 - 03/23/19 03:53 PM
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He should be the poster boy for Adderall.  Are you talking about Trump? There is something seriously wrong with him when he is on his medication.
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#1005825 - 03/23/19 07:25 PM
Re: Beto O'Rourke
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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He should be the poster boy for Adderall. Ironic. Go take your brain pills, and STFU.
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I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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#1005827 - 03/23/19 09:17 PM
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I should be the poster boy for Adderall. You already are. hit it again. What's it like ?
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