I'm a fixin to shoot a varmint!!!

Salmo is a fly guy.

Has to be him.

Sorry, Salmo. Rules are rules.

Can I pick more than one?

People with alts on an almost defunct fishing forum should be shot dead on arrival.

Poonhead once heard that if he gets shot with smaller caliber bullets, he'll build up immunity to larger bullets. I say ol' Barbarosa obliges.

Listen a here you snakebelly,I oughtta shoot you here an now,but a deal's a deal,an I gotta wait for judgement day. Hell I may just shoot ya anyway goddarggone sidewindin @#$@$%#@@~!~~@!!!!!!!!

Gee Dan, thanks not so much. BTW, what fvcking rule is that?

Currently I'm tied with Hank. That feels downright icky.

Although if I win, I guess being shot by Barbarosa is like a status symbol hereabouts.

The only "shot" Hank wants is to his face.

I like them all, except for Paker.
Why isn't Paker on the list ?
Maybe I should shoot you, Barbie ?
Right in that fukkin beak of yours.
Cartridge preference ?

300win mag right in the d!ck.

This guy^^^ is obsessed with dick.

too bad, this used to be the place to go.

Your obsessed with me vapid. It shows.
Your comment made 0 sense.

Bait thug rules. You've been here all these years and still don't know the rules?

Tied with Hank

Sorry man!

Midwest should have way more votes. That guy is something special. Or is he just special?

This is pretty accurate

You must mean the rule where everything devolves down to the lowest common denominator. No matter; Hank's got an impressive lead now.

I vote Salmo as well.

Sitting on the same side of the table as Tacoma Power earned him many votes.

Paker is the only person here with ability to actually *kill* someone off of this board.

Good rule of thumb is not to mess with the guy with the actual PP gun. IE, maybe it's a good thing I'm not listed on the survey. Oh wait, what do I care, I'd just edit it anyways.

Besides, if I "won", I'd have to pull the BanHammer trigger on myself. I don't see that happening any time soon. I'm really only still here because I get to play God with you all. I love my "Paker God Like Complex".

Barbie - just let me know who wins or loses and I'll happily pull that trigger for ya.

Pew. Pew. Pew.

Hank is in the lead. Wonder what Barbarosa is gonna do when it's all said and done?

lol

Cage Match. To the death. Two people enter, one person leaves.

At the Maris Barn property.

One of many PP Darkside fights for the evening.

I gotta start working on this event. Who needs MMA and all that crap when we've got this!

Battle of the Mods,main even ,Paker vs Jerry Garcia,book it!!

Time's a runnin out for that fat varmint Hanker,%^&$#^%$^&!!!!!!

lol barbasol

Still waiting for barbosa to wake up and shoot some varmits

Isn't he the dude from the Conan movie?

Thulsa Doom? Subotai? Or Thorgrimm and Rexor(played by Sven Ole Thorson and Ben Davidson). People bag on that movie but in all fairness for what I was I think it's really good. Besides that witch was freaky and Sandahl Bergman was smoking hot.

Bombarder, the swole black fella that had to babysit the princess.
Conan will always be one of my favorites.

You mean Wilt from the 2nd movie?

Yes...
Was his name wilt?

The 2nd conan movie was sh!t. Wilt the stilt was in that one. And some underage chick as the princess,grace jones. It was bad.

Are you being serious right now? Statistically speaking, your mom probably knows him all too well. You should ask her.



Avid - that underage chick had the worst hairy upper lip in that movie. So distracting. Wax that chit lady. What a God awful piece of crap movie. I pretend it doesn't exist.

Supposedly, they are working on the true follow up and a script is done. Arnie & James Cameron want to do it, but the family that owns the rights to 'Conan' are being difficult.

Arnold was slated to play the old conan who wore thr jewelled crown of aquilonia upon a troubled brow. Word around the water cooler was he was excited to do it. I would think it would do well if they didnt over embellish it with all that cgi.

I asked a simple question. No need to be a d!ck.

Ironic.

Einstein, explain this irony.

No. Everyone else gets it.

Hank seems to know way too much about Todd's dick.

Todd? Do you have something to tell us?

Mr. I gotta speak for everyone and can't explain myself.

No wonder you don't get any pussy, you little elf.

I can explain myself - I just won't to an ignant cvnt like you.

I get pussy all the time. Ask your mom.

Now run along and fvck off, stupid.

Who said I bang old ladies? Stupid people like you should STFU.

No. You asked a stupid question and you shouldn't do that around here.
Or do. Please.


….and here's Hank angling for an invite to deer camp again. It really creeps me out to think some ol' fag pops blue pills and TRIES to rub one out to our adventures. Ewww. So gross and creepy.

See? There you go fantasizing again. You see the words meat, gun, loads and bucksnot & you just start drooling like some fruity Pavlovian horndog. I mean, I'm flattered I suppose...but it's just so creepy.

That's not what it says, retard. You're stupid, so you should just STFU before everyone notices how dumb you are.

Still stupid, still talking.

Just like the entirety of your pathetic life.

Sure I am. You're just too stupid to realize it.

I'd bet you that I can beat your IQ score by a full standard deviation, but you're a weasel that doesn't pay your bets. So I'll just have to deal with both of us knowing that I'm way smarter than you are.

That woman you thought was my mom was a tranny and,that wasn't a pussy you were in.

You still can't explain yourself stumbles? Grow some balls.

These a here 2 sumbitches are tied,Dan S and Hank,now. I could shoot both but I don't need those law dogs comin after me for a good hangin,so's I gotta pick one. One of them cheats his bets and ain't no varmint no where no how,no way,who cheats and lies and gambling deserves to live. This other sumbitch,thinks he can handle old Barbarosa? I've eaten armadillos bigger than him,gad dummit varmint #%^$%^#$&%%^&(*^&)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!