Nigella starts talking dirty to me and I realize she's just saying food [Bleeeeep!] in an english accent. I bet she [Bleeeeep!] like a screaming banshee behind closed doors.
Sol Duc
April Fool
Registered: 06/18/01
Posts: 15727
The only thing you'll be smashing is a crack pipe holding a rock.
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WRONG!! You are the one who brings up your latent,closeted,twisted homosexual tendencies on here for all to see. All you ever talk about it other dudes,including Hillary.
NickD90
Shooting Instructor for hire
Registered: 10/26/10
Posts: 7204
Loc: Snohomish, WA
I can't decide if Giada is super hot or a freak show. She has all of the cooking ingredients for being super hot, but her head and face are just so massive. Her body ratio is all outta wack and her smile scares me. The "plating" is off so-to-speak. I mean - don't get me wrong, I'd totally throw down, but that's only because I have poor standards. That doesn't exclude or exempt her from my above statements.
I'd actually smash Paula Dean too. All sweet, warm and fluffy like a southern biscuit with honey. But she's gonna have to keep me well feed at all times. That's the trade off.
Lastly, SPAM is [Bleeeeep!] delicious and I don't care what's in it. Jalapeno SPAM is a staple in my outdoor kit. Broodbuster and I carried in a 1/2 dozen cans 5 miles during archery Elk season an it was so worth the extra weight. Jalapeno SPAM and fresh Chanterelles all fried up in a skillet is a damn fine meal after a long day of hunting in the rain. Fvck you Mountain House!
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Dan S.
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Originally Posted By: NickD90
I can't decide if Giada is super hot or a freak show. She has all of the cooking ingredients for being super hot, but her head and face are just so massive. Her body ratio is all outta wack and her smile scares me. The "plating" is off so-to-speak. I mean - don't get me wrong, I'd totally throw down, but that's only because I have poor standards. That doesn't exclude or exempt her from my above statements.
I'd actually smash Paula Dean too. All sweet, warm and fluffy like a southern biscuit with honey. But she's gonna have to keep me well feed at all times. That's the trade off.
Lastly, SPAM is [Bleeeeep!] delicious and I don't care what's in it. Jalapeno SPAM is a staple in my outdoor kit. Broodbuster and I carried in a 1/2 dozen cans 5 miles during archery Elk season an it was so worth the extra weight. Jalapeno SPAM and fresh Chanterelles all fried up in a skillet is a damn fine meal after a long day of hunting in the rain. Fvck you Mountain House!
lol - new board motto?
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for Hank. Sol Cuck ,Salmo and any of you other "seasoned" gentlemen who want a more mature woman lol.
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