Mrs. Butterworth, Aunt Jemima & Uncle Ben walk into a bar and were all promptly shot by the woke police. That's it. That's the joke. Because I'm not allowed to make the real jokes and neither are you. Think about that. It's seems humor is now..."Gone with the Wind".

100+ years of brands that wouldn't "stop resisting" and here we are. Within 24 hours, these 3 brands have fallen and I can't say that I don't agree. It's time. In fact, I say all profits from these brands for their entire 100+ year existence be pulled back and donated to BLM.

And The Onion speaks...

I get it..I get it and I'm onboard. But as a skinny bald white guy with pierced ears I'm fuggin' triggered by Mr. Clean. Is that the body standard I'm being held too? CANCEL! CANCEL! CANCEL!

All the while, the Washington Redskins & Redman Chewing Tobacco are quietly sitting in the corner and chuckling to themselves...."I'm in danger!"

What say you? What triggers you? How are you being held down by meaningless brands and what would you cancel if'n you could?

Cracker Barrel

Oh Sheila!

Explain yourself. Todd said that exact same thing the other day fishing.

What is so triggering about CB? I don't get it.

Chit's the bomb yo!

Mind developing table puzzles; killer biscuits n' gravy and I can buy some butter maple candies and a wooden toy train on the way out. What's not to love?

Yeah Junior....the late 80's and 90's were...like....wild....man.
Haven't worn anything since about 96'.

Maybe I should now?

Like Morgan Freeman or Michael Jordan.

They seem really cool with earnings.

I'm pretty sure I'd be just as cool too.

Life triggers me.


But what really gets my ire up is these commercials promoting women's hygiene or something to make your dick hard. That has no place on my TV screen. Also on youtube there was this ad for shaving your balls. I thought"my nieces and nephew watch these videos wtf are you people doing????

That's what really triggers me. The lack of class. The narcissism. and Social media. I truly feel like the internet and cell phones have hurt our society at large. There are good things about it but the bad outweighs the good.

The only thing that should trigger anyone about Cracker Barrel is that god awful fried food!

Hey, I get triggered by nothing, I have the world by the balls/[Bleeeeep!]'s/[Bleeeeep!]... whatever, I'm white and have privilege and am not afraid to use it, I've never had to work for anything, parents never had to work for anything, grandparents never had to work for anything, because, yeah, you guessed it, they're white, too.

..or not.

Your daily triggering.



Imagine being this brittle. Now imagine being this brittle while having a badge and gun that allows you to just start blastin' away.

This Karen should be mocked & heckled into an early retirement, because at this point, that will probably save a life.

"Hell hath no fury like a white woman inconvenienced."

How the fukk did that basket case pass a psych eval?

Fish on...

Todd

They don't even need to be inconvenienced any longer. They actively look to save the world one meaningless encounter at a time.

Idle hands are dangerous hands.

We need to get these broads out milkin' cows at 5:00 am and chit. There should be a boot camp for Karens, starting with my garden. Get to weedin' lady...

see thats the thing, she expresses her feelings, and people make fun of her for it...

kinda like what everyone is bitching about with the Kaep situation, saying "no one listened"...

wanna know why people get shot, and cops are always antsy and intimidated?

because of society, and how they are treated... especially right now..

they are humans as well, have families, and lives... treat them as such..

and if you dont think that someone would spit in her food, or whatever, think again... she has a right to be worried right now... hell when i order the muffin meals i wait less than 1 minute at the window, and the line can be full... right now, i dont blame her for worrying... especially when some of these lunatics are spray painting sh!t like kill all cops, and all cops must die...

nah bitch, YOU need to die, because YOU are the problem...

I'm still looking for an explanation about Cracker Barrel.

I'm not triggered myself per se, just mostly food curious as to why CB is a problem. I think I know the answer, but lord forbid if I presuppose in this day and age.

cracker is a racist term and when blacks use it, they should be treated as racists...

calling a white person a cracker is insinuating that they are/were/family of, etc, slave owners, and they are racist...

getting really sick of the racism towards whites honestly, FB is full of it, then you get dumb ass white women that only fvck black guys, and they thing they are part of the group, nah bitch, you are still white, and those posts you share from black women about sh!t, maybe you should go check how they feel about black men sleeping with white women... they hate it, and hate you as well...

people saying that others saying all lives matter, are wrong, and that only right now black lives matter, are racist fvcks... saying black lives matter is insinuating that people think that they didnt, and thats not the case for 99 percent of society, everyone just wants to live a good life...

oddly enough, out of every 10k violent crime arrests on blacks, 3 are killed...

out of every 10k white, 4 are killed...

ive got black friends saying [Bleeeeep!] the police, bla bla bla, and their parents or parent were cops... makes about as much sense as burning down a fast food resturaunt because a cop shot a child beater in a parking lot after being a fvcking moron...

This triggers me!

Disagree. It's not forced servitude and they have no obligation to protect greater society. They signed up for it and they can leave it anytime. If and when someone reaches this point, it's time to hang it up for their own safety and ours. Reaching this point happens everyday in corporate America and nobody bats an eye because cops are special heroes to be placed on a pedestal at all times. There are dozens of other jobs with higher major injury or death rates. Go thank a Lumberjack for your house.

She wants our thanks? F you lady. It's called a job and one that requires the very minimum of credentials to perform. You did nothing special to get to your station lady - you took the easy way out to get a full gubmint pension and qualified immunity from the very laws you were hired to uphold. You do it to be paid money to live and eat. Our thanks are not required in this transaction - as that is what are tax dollars are for. Something Evo wouldn't know about.

you just proved my point...

no, they dont HAVE to, some WANT to... and when they WANT to, and people treat them like sh!t, and say things like you do...

it hurts people...

society needs to check itself from bullsh!t like that, or things will NEVER change...

Triggered!

RICH passed, too.

Their test is obviously an ineffective screening tool.

This fkn lady chose to be a cop. She is crying because they need a break? So do the people police have been brutalizing for decades. I understand not all police do but ALL of them cover for one another. Remember Frank Serpico?? So don't fkn cry because you are finally getting a taste of your own medicine.

EVO. I have a story to tell you. Year 2000. My friend Brandon, a 6 foot 8 330 pound black guy,goes to rent a tool for the job we were doing in San Jose. The people behind the counter at whatever would not rent to him,even though we called it in and he was authorized to pick it up. My boss at the time went down there and completely reamed those people for it. They never apologized to Brandon. He did nothing wrong,but he was a large black dude. That's f'ed up,and that is the systematic racism that the Black Lives Matter movement is trying to change. You can point out all the inner city violence and black on black crime all you want,Nate,but the bottom line is yes,all lives matter,but Black Lives is trying to let their voice be heard,after all this horseshit they are dealing with. Doesn't matter the guy's criminal record,that fkn psycho cop killed him. Not all are black obviously. You are missing the point. The systematic profiling is plain to see.

I have watched countless video of black men getting pulled over and being treated so blatantly poorly just because they are black,and it makes me sad. If it doesn't make you sad ,you and I don't need to speak on it any further.

"The term "cracker-barrel" was first used in 1916, and it emerged from the country stores of the era. Also, actual barrels of crackers. The phrase "cracker-barrel" was inspired by the barrels full of soda crackers that were for sale in the country's country stores. Each barrel stored the popular soda crackers (much like the Southern-favorite saltine crackers or Northern-favorite common crackers), and visitors to the stores sat around the barrels chatting and catching up on the day's news, hence the "friendly homespun character" "

Sigh. Place the anger where it belongs,this is not racist. Sambos? Yeah that was racist. The cleveland indians? Racist as hell. White Castle. I'm offended