It's not that easy, we've been trying for years. He's like that 10" trout at the kiddie pond with 6 lures stuck in his mouth and all the bystanders point and laugh as people throw [Bleeeeep!] in the water and the little fuker still chases down and inhales everyone's offering.

Oh do regale us....

Can you fvckin' not?

evo could have just said lol good one! I don't know baseball very well nor do I particularly like it.

instead he knows baseball from the 60's to the 2000s. and threw 85 mph as a 19 to 20 year old. Here's the facts with that, if he actually threw that hard a scout would have looked at him or at least his horticulture degree would have been free, mowing down the geeks at seattle U.

Yeah, catch the mail thief, then pop off!

What Evo failed to mention was his 85 mph throw was at the '95 Puyallup Fair using state of the art radar guns. He won a big Giraffe and gave it to Katie, because that's what men do. The Carnie behind the counter was super impressed and offered him a job on the spot. Said he'd never seen anything like it. Called him Roy Hobbs. Evo promptly declined the job offer and then barfed up his double cheese dog riding the teacups. Got in a fight in the parking lot on the way out. Katie had to drive home because he had to stop the bleeding with his Big Johnson tshirt. He showed No Fear that night. True story.

The fair, the radar, and Roy Hobbs. Lmao

you guys are nuts...

You’re a good guy but can you just for once show some humility?

Nick made me lol no less than 3 times in one post.

Good schitt.

Solid work, Nicky.

Now this thread will be continually spammed with recently Googled expert opinion...book it.

I threw 85mph once.

It was my changeup.

Fish on...

Todd

i dont need to google sports...

ask any sports card shop owner in King and Pierce counties who i am, and they know...

Don and DJ's, Brian at the Baseball Card Shoppe, Knutsen was a fvckin prick and NW Sportcards, the West Coast owners are alright, but they will short you on prices.. Mill Creek is alright...

Don is actually one of if not the best around, and ive been going to him since he owned Warlords in the 80s....

like i said, i have enough sh!t around from the 60s through 2017 (football), that i could get any stat i want, without even a hiccup...

thats after selling the 1909 T206 cards, the 1912 T202 cards, and T207 cards, baseball and football cards from the 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s... basketball cards including Wilt Chamberlain and Johnson, Jordan, Bird, ect second year cards, Mantle cards, Mays cards, Ruth cards (gave a 62 Fleer to my nephew)...

and i still have too much sh!t...



Google....

When I mentioned that there would be freshly Googled "expert" opinions spamming the thread, what in Heaven's name made you think I was speaking about you?



Just like using Google doesn't make someone an expert on anything other than searching Google, owning baseball cards doesn't make anyone an expert on anything other than owning baseball cards...and knowing stats doesn't mean anyone knows shitt about anything.

I hope this helps, but somehow I sincerely doubt it will.

Fish on...

Todd

I have hit 85mph at the batting cages a bunch. Its really really fast. No way can Evo throw that. That speed takes years and years of training and conditioning. The only reason so many guys are throwing so fast these days is a life time of work, something Evo isn’t doing. 85 isn’t fast by pro standards but its fast as fuk and would scare most people having that coming at them. I also hit 95 a bunch and that is a blip. Start swinging during the windup.

Yeah, but did you win a giraffe?

its called paying attention Todd, especially when you are interested in something...

you gain knowledge about players, histories, ect...

with what you just said, basically, reading something, is worthless and pointless and doesnt mean you are an expert, or know anything... (i never said i was an expert at anything BTW)...

so i guess college degrees are basically worthless, because people just read sh!t to get a piece of paper that says they did it...

and im 100 percent certain you were talking about me, only an idiot would see otherwise...

but go ahead and tell me im wrong.... i sincerely dont doubt you will...

If you want to know what I "basically" said, go read it. You have zero chance of understanding most of what I say, and adding your interpretation has a 100% chance of you being even more wrong.

Good luck.

Fish on...

Todd

jesus christ, now you know what ive done in my childhood through teens?

heads up, all i did was played baseball with the other kids from the neighborhood...

a couple of them went on to do some higher level stuff...

the only reason i never played in school, is because my family couldnt afford it... my dad wanted a nice house for his family, and it was expensive back in the early 80s...

oh well, i got good at other things like shooting and fishing...

oh yeah, Griffey used to come and watch us play at Kiwanis Park in Renton, he would be playing football with my friends Mike and Sam and the other monsters from the Highlands...

thats how i got 2 1989 Upper Deck RC cards autographed by him, along with 4 1989 Fleer and 4 1989 Donruss...

all of which were sold to Don and DJ's in Renton...

you fvckin moron, you responded to Nicks post, which was about ME...

god damn, you really need to try to shyster people better, cuz it doesnt work with me....