I received a e-mail this morning from an anonymous source who attached this flyer for RT's secret carp guide service. RT, is your doughball recipe going to be listed in your book?



http://staff.washington.edu/parker/RT'sCarpCatcher.htm

[ 05-24-2001: Message edited by: Kid Sauk ]

Oh hell yes! RT is a carp guide! He got me my first limit of carp. His secret is the special doughball he mixes up with some kind of "secret sauce" he adds in private but he also like Green Giant brand corn "The bigger kernels are the key" he told me. Be sure to call his guide service.
1-800-Carp"R" us.
Stew

Kiiiid, Parker, ........ I got yer carp right here! Hey good one. ... OK, so I guide for carp. Like I said before, don't be knockin carp until you try it you 2. Same for trying sex - don't knock it until you've tried it (with another person there I mean). If you need any pointers on that just e-mail me. ....

As for my secret carpin doughball recipe? Well, if I don't give it to ya I figure you'll just go out and use 'Stew's big corn idea, so fine - here it is. Forget all the other carp guide's tips - don't use store bought bread! Make you own raw pizza dough, include twice the yeast as any pizza recipe calls for. After it rises and you've kneaded it for a bit, stick your unwashed faces right into the big bowl of raw dough. Come on - don't wuss out on this deal. Rub your faces right into it reel good and try to blow bubbles into the big ball - just like you do on each other's tummies when you get bored. If you have any fungus between your toes definitely rub your feet in it too. If not, get some fungus pre-growth from your nearest farm supply store (I know you go there often to get pig training treats and get your sheep shears resharpened). This fungus and your facial impurities mixed into moist raw dough is the key! This will put an active fungal growth going in your balls. Ah, the doughballs you dirty minded crackers. Oh ya, I almost forgot - since you are inexperienced carpers, roller pin some soda crackers and mix the crumbs into your balls. Now you will be a couple of "crummy cracker doughball carp fishermen"! Yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaw! Let me know how ya do.

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RT
Head Guide
Sauk River Carp Ranch

[ 05-25-2001: Message edited by: RT 1 ]

Lets talk--Im detecting some fish racism


SRBC!

Sorry RT, but I only posted that for KS. I had nothing to do with it's creation! As we all know, this is more my style:



PS. Don't catch *too* many of those Canadian Kings - save a few for us!

Hey Coho, as you can see by that 2nd pic of me with that beauty of a fish, which I ate part of raw, I just don't care about color. So no fish racism. Same for the Kid, he keeps em bronze, silver, black, dark red, dripping genetics - you name it - so he isn't fish racist at all! And Parker, can you redo that 2nd one and downsize my head by 10% or so? It's not that my head is too big on there, the body is too small.

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"No Fish is Beyond Smoking" - Kid Sauk
"Nothing is Beyond Smoking" - Parker

[ 05-25-2001: Message edited by: RT 1 ]