...the BEEK is coming to town!

Me and a buddy scored some comp tickets to the M's game on Sunday. We're coming in to town on Saturday afternoon.

What's a decent place in Seattle to have a brew and chat up some nice (dirty!) women on a Saturday night? Any recomendations?

Matt, thinking with the other brain again I see. Sorry I can't help you out with Seattle area hot spots. I'm sure someone will clue you into the local meat markets soon enough though.

Always thinking with the other brain. BTW Ryan, you're famous now...

go to sluggers before and/or after the game. it is located just north of safeco field. lots of tail..

Right on, beek, how old are you? I can help point you in the right direction as far as the Seattle bars and clubs go. Pioneer Square has a bunch of bars and they are within walking distance of Safeco. There are some killer clubs on 1st Ave. if scoping babes is your forte. I am a true poonhound at heart and I'd be happy to tell ya where to go for the best "fishing".

If you're on the prowl around Safeco, those are the only two words you need to know.

Ahhh...I knew you guys would pull through.

So it looks like we'll put our lines through pioneer square and see if we can hook up with a couple wild does.

Hey Justin,how 'bout some more specifics regarding local bars. We're both in our mid twenty's. Hate dance/trance/techno...looking for a bar that plays decent tunes and packs the cougars in. Where's the best fishing?

Don't waste your time reading those other post, go straight to tiki bobs. Strip clubs are always nice if you don't pull any fresh trim!

beek, if i lock up my girl friends my wife will find out, lots of places in seattle unfortunly its been awhile since i've been able to visit them, i think rock "n" row should be able to help you out good luck, doug p.s. if you want to pack the cougars in i suggest heading east, (jk)

Beek, hope you haven't left yet, but here is a list of some hot "fishing" areas for you

Pioneer Square joint cover clubs. You pay $10 get a stamp and there are about a dozen or so clubs all within walking distance that you can check out. Some better than others, but it's $10 for ALL of them, so I'll let you be the judge of which is best. Only takes a minute or two to see that a particular bar sucks or not and by all means don't be afraid to turn right around and leave if you walk in and there are not babes in there. Every night is different, but it's the right time of year for fishing to pick up down there. Some of the joint cover clubs are kiddie bars playing techno/dance crap that will drive you nuts if you stay too long but hotties are there too so sometimes you just have to grin n bear it.

The J & M Cafe. Right in the heart of Pioneer Square. This is a meat market in disguise as there is no cover. You can plunk at the end of the centrally located bar and wait for moving chicks and then drop your line. I have had excellent success in this place because it's a meeting place for people before they head out to other area clubs and some just chill there all night.

1st Ave. about 6 blocks or so from pioneer square you will find the Axis. Be warned this is a super prep, pretty boy, yuppie and prissy chick club, but the eye candy in here is truly amazing at times. If you plan on dressing up and telling women you are the CEO of a Canadian based software company and you are in town on business, then go here. They will take that bait deep You wouldn't believe the gold diggers in this place and the poor chumps trying to spit game to 'em. Music sucks, but like I said it's worth a visit.

Not too far from the Axis and just off of 1st Ave. in Belltown is Belltown Billiards. Super hot women in here but the disco and retro crap they play will get to you after a while. I have done very very well in this particular bar. Meeting babes is a breeze due to the crowded "I can barely move" atmosphere next to the bars because the pool table area takes up a lot of space. Remember, you are a rich CEO from a Canadian based software company

I know you hate the house/techno stuff, but you will not mind it once you see what's happening in The Last Supper club in Pioneer Square. $10 cover I believe with two floors and some wicked DJ's. Fine young honeys flock to this place, but last time I was their with Miss Kid Sauk (now ex), it seemed like they were offering an all u can eat special judging by the women in there

Tiki Bob's like Bmoney said is a damn good place too! There are a shiatload of clubs in Pioneer Square to choose from and your best bet is to hit as many as you can in the heart of the Square. You will have to "plunk" at Belltown or the Axis but it will be time well spent.

There are really many other great places down there, but too many to list. In my 6 years of hitting the bars, I have limited out many times. Just be warned that Seattle women are a little tougher to bring to net than BC babes. Good luck and "good fishing"