10 ways to be A “good” Democrat
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of a city do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison & A.G. Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal..
19. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

Vspunk29, sthead BSpro, dork vedder. We didn’t ask for, the you must be a conservative if list, so save your time.

You have to believe that 19 is really 10.

OK, I bite! Why did Mel Gibson drop 25 mil on that movie? He into S&M or what?

Aix: I wasn't surprised to see that you had no interest in what the other side might have to say, but was a little surprised to see you engaged in elementary school style name calling. I really don't see that increasing the value or humor of your cut and paste submission.

Going down my check list...let's see....gun toting, gay bashing, commies, global warming, Clinton, reverse racism, socialism, you're missing a few talking points rookie.

"We didn’t ask for, the you must be a conservative if list, so save your time."

I guess you need to be able to post incoherent statements to believe the original cut and paste post is true also. If you stuff animals the way you post this incomprenhensible statement, I'm surprised that they are recognizable after you are done.
I now know who not to recommend to my family and friends when they want to have critters mounted.

In spite of the lists accuracy, I thought it was entertaining, even funny. Too bad the irony will be totally lost on the left.
Ciao

What I've been thinking for sometime.

"I now know who not to recommend to my family and friends when they want to have critters mounted"

Like libs know people that need taxidermy. The only thing libs need stuffed is their fat faces and their fat arses into natural mono chromatic fabrics and their fat fungus infected feet into birkenstocks.

"Like libs know people that need taxidermy. The only thing libs need stuffed is their fat faces and their fat arses into natural mono chromatic fabrics and their fat fungus infected feet into birkenstocks."

Yer killing me, tk. A very nice turn of a phrase. I commend you. Nothing like gross generalizations to add depth to a conversation. Oh yea, I do have two pair of birkies but no fungus. Do you prefer unnatural poly chromatic fabrics?

I will only make one correction to the list, otherwise I would be writing a novel trying to answer its prepubescent illogical limbaughnian fallacies.

#19 (out of 10?!) You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing effort to provide proof that nobody needs reading, riting, and rithmetic.


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It is totally amazing how you lefties have to be explained every thing. For one you all bit. Vspunk if Texas needs there idiot back what are you waiting for? Go home.

The posts Name dose not say. The top 10 ways to be a good democrat.
It says 10 ways to be A “good” Democrat. Meaning if you agree You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. Then that would not apply to you so you have 18 more to choose from. You boys are just so out to get some one, you get your selves.

Chuck E: you where never going to use my shop anyways. John lee Brain dead: same for you. I wouldn’t want you two as clients any ways. I would give any one on this Board a deal, but you two are the kind that would want more. Guys like you have proven why I shouldn’t as well, but I still will, I’m a bigger person then the two of you will ever be. I have a very good clientele. A clientele that understands a good joke, and is not afraid to joke around. I have some clients that are as fare left as they come, and know that I am as far right as they come. But you see they are mature enough to put the razing aside for a good taxidermist that is honest, fast and gives them back very nice work. I do very good work. So when you have used my shop you can say its bad till then grow up.

"The posts Name dose not say." "You boys are just so out to get some one, you get your selves." "Guys like you have proven why I shouldn’t as well, but I still will...."

Well, that post made a bit more sense than your original one but I'm puzzled about the above. What are you trying to say? If you are posting a slam, please make it coherent so I can figure out if I should be insulted or not.
Untwist your panties, take a deep breath and try not to hyperventilate. I don't think your blood is getting enough oxygen to your brain. Three words, big guy, "proof your reply" before you post, then you may still sound like a lockstep right winger but at least you won't sound like a mouth breather to boot.

"They've done it just to get a reaction and some of you take it personally AND take the bait."

If someone is posting a comment on a quasi-public forum and wants a reaction, then I've provided the attention they are seeking, so it's a win-win for everybody.

I think he's a very good taximdermist. look at his client TK. He stuffed him full of horse [Bleeeeep!] and he's still moving. Can you imagine having a 30 pound steelie mount on your wall that's still fighting?

I'm thinking aix ain't gonna last long with all the name calling. Someone is having trouble separating argument from plain ole personal insults.

AuntyM, he is a very poor writer if his intentions are to make humor. If anybody writes humor frequently enough they will offend somebody, but when a person is batting a thousand...well thats either intentional, or a poor illiterate style. I tried once before on a thread he started to illustrate how its ok to poke fun at Dems or Libs or whoever without being completely offensive. He evidently has eaten too many paint chips to have understood the point.

BTW Aix

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Have you ever looked at your own post? LMAO. You’re the biggest name caller on this board, accept for a slim few. Every post you do has some sort of personal attack in it.

Ok quote a personal attack I've made. Because other then the assumption you've been eating paint chips you won't find one.

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