#176746 - 07/12/06 04:39 PM
Re: My dip-shi% recipe
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Spawner
Registered: 09/24/01
Posts: 769
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Yer smart nuf ta figur it out.. F'ya anyway.. Will do.. Those kite strings you call arms look pretty scary tho... :p
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#176747 - 07/12/06 04:43 PM
Re: My dip-shi% recipe
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River Nutrients
Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
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Those kite strings you call arms look pretty scary tho... No matter, I bet you'll bleed out easy.
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#176748 - 07/12/06 04:56 PM
Re: My dip-shi% recipe
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Spawner
Registered: 09/24/01
Posts: 769
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That's a bet I'd take. Just make sure your AARP is paid up...
You can add another one your recipe.
Internet tough guy.
Jeez, I'll bet those tires on your truck are nice and shiny too?
That recipe must be one that's just kept in the family...A secret type thing...
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#176751 - 07/12/06 05:24 PM
Re: My dip-shi% recipe
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Reverend Tarpones
Registered: 10/09/02
Posts: 8379
Loc: West Duvall
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Sol: here are a few more for ya:
If you ever asked your wife for permission to go fishing.
If you are to PC to call PMS Mad COw Disease.
If you wont go fishing on Valentines Day, her birthday, your anniversary or when her mother's visiting.
If you were ever flipped off and didn't respond in kind.
If you think fly fishermen are somehow superior to gear fishermen
If you own a French poodle or any other dog that pisses when spoken to harshly.
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#176752 - 07/12/06 05:39 PM
Re: My dip-shi% recipe
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River Nutrients
Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
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#176755 - 07/12/06 07:40 PM
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
Registered: 03/07/99
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It's OK to weer a purple shirt when you're fishing, Damn right it is.
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#176756 - 07/12/06 07:46 PM
Re: My dip-shi% recipe
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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Sol wears a pink vest fishing...
Vedder wears bright blue waders...
Dan wears shorts with a belt and tie...
What's the world coming to? Aren't there any regular good ol' boys on the river anymore?
Fish on...
Todd
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#176757 - 07/12/06 07:52 PM
Re: My dip-shi% recipe
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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Dip$hit desserts...
1. You don't chew tobacco when you fish, and if you do, it comes in a cute little tea bags. Even worse, you cry if your buddy spits chew on the bottom of your drift boat.
2. Egg goo makes you scared...you don't like stains on your fishing hat.
3. You sit on a towel in your truck if you have your waders on and are travelling to a new fishing spot.
4. Your dog wears a sweater.
5. You don't fish when it's "too cold out"...or "too rainy"...even if the river's in good shape.
6. You need more than 30 minutes from the time you decide to go fishing to have four days worth of camping gear, food, fishing gear, and clothes in your truck, with the boat hitched up and the motor warming.
Fish on...
Todd
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#176764 - 07/13/06 12:58 PM
Re: My dip-shi% recipe
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 13467
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OK, I think these belong on your list:
Fishermen who drive Escalades, Mercedes or BMW SUVs.
Hey Aunty, yea for any fisherman who styles his hair, but ya' gotta' consider that all those Renton/Kent fishermen who wear their plastic ball caps backwards are required by city ordinance to have wives/girlfriends who blow dry and spray to meet the "big hair" city code (circa old "Almost Live" comedy routine).
And you realize, don't you, that a tune up has devolved into just changing the spark plugs? It's been a mighty long time since I had a rig that had points, condenser, etc., or that I had to adjust the timing on. So it's entirely possible that some of our younger, non dip-sh!ts haven't even seen a car or truck that has those parts.
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#791355 - 10/11/12 12:04 PM
Re: My dip-shi% recipe
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Poodle Smolt
Registered: 05/03/01
Posts: 10878
Loc: McCleary, WA
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Pretty much. With a drink in my hand I'm bullet proof. Wish it was true.
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