After a year or so being a registered member on this board I thought I would put a small lymric or saying that would pop-up after each one of my posts like other members have. Would someone be kind enough to let me know how this is accomplished. Thanks in advance.

I think you have to go to your profile and then "view/update profile" and modify or add it to your "signature".

Here's a Moniker limmerick you can have free of charge:

There once was a guy named Sid Fishious
His wife always made him do dishes
One day he said screw it, took a frying pan and threw it
Now, instead of sex, he just wishes.

Needs a lot of work Aunty

I like it Aunty! I thought you'd forgotten all about me.

Of course it lacks the limmerick structure, but it does posess a quaint lyrical quality. :p

I noticed that you haven't been your combative self lately either.

Perhaps it's time for some more Washington Trout, or Chehalis river flotilla threads...

Just kidding on that one Jerry, you work too hard as it is!

Thank you all for the help. I don't know if my saying is actually a lymric but I didn't know what else to call it. 4Salt I thought yours rocked but , hit way to close to home. As my father use to say "Anyone getting any less than me, is two guys getting none at all"

L J

4Salt went up to the Vedder
'Cuz he heard the fishin' was better
It's sad, fellow readers
That he lost all his leaders
And looked like a sad Irish Setter
Sparkey only caught three
Would've been four if Bob wasn't such a slacker


If you toss an insult like a bomb
And refuse to just get along,
Then Jerry Garcia
Will have to say "see ya"
Now go post on NW Fishing.com


Hmmm...maybe I've got a future in it...

Fish on...

Todd

Downriggin and dave been tellin blackmouth secrets for eons
Got email from dudes that are peons
Now they're on a beach in Hawaii
Catchin marlin and mahi mahi
But soon'll be busting North Koreans


I fish with this dude named Rick
He's from Snohomish and is kind of a hick
He goes by the moniker Crazy
I catch all the fish but his memory is hazy
And after reading this he'll call me a dick


Hey this is fun

This is a great thread and I am going to give it a whirl when the time is right.

You da man Todd! Who knew that you were actually a closet Lit major.

There once was a lawyer named Todd
Who fished with a GLoomis rod
While his classmates they clerked, he cast his eggs out then jerked
But alas, he only hooked a root wad .



p.s. Pickled Herring

Very nice, 4Salt! You, too, Pickled!

More?

Bait, or lures, or flies?
Doesn't matter to most kinds of guys.
But some get uptight
Wanna get in a fight
And they all give themselves black eyes.


If you're a litter tossin' combat fishin' geek
Your future in this sport is bleak
Stay off of my zipper
Cigarette butt flipper
And set up your camp at Blue Creek


If you land a twenty pound nate,
Release him before it's too late
Use a good net
And keep your hands wet
Allow him to go replicate


Fish on...

Todd.

There once was an angler named Frank
who drug his anchor when he plugged near the bank
then his anchor got caught
and a knife he had not
he plugs no more 'cuz his drift boat was sank.

Todd, those were GOOD

You da man Todd!

1000 bucks says Todd is Irish....

Not Irish, but...

I do have a blak lab named Guinness Stout!

Eric liked to fish on the Hoh
His moniker? StlhdH2O!
He catches bid dollies
While dancing like the Follies
And listening to hard rock'n'roll!


I guess I'm running out of material...

Fish on...

Todd.

He was called by the name nookie dreamin',
And to fish, he was always a schemin'
But in his zeal,
He birdnested his reel,
And now all you hear is his screamin'!!!