Here's another.
18 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional
to Fish with you oncein a while.
16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about
Fishing.
15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of
you Fishing, you don'thave to worry about them showing
up on the Internet if you become famous.
14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about
people you fished withlong ago.
13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total
stranger.
12 - When you see a really good Fisherperson, you
don't have feel guiltyabout imagining the two of you
Fishing together.
11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available,
he/she won't object ifyou Fish with someone else.
10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind
if you Fish by yourself.
9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to
wonder if they arereally an undercover cop.
8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy
neighborhood to buyFishing stuff.
7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at
the office, tell Fishingjokes, and invite coworkers to
Fish with you without getting sued forharassment.
6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you
don't have to subscribeto the Playboy channel.
4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner
for the rest of yourlife.
3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your
partner loses interest in it.
2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation
primarily to enjoyyour favorite activity.
1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again?
We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever
think about?"
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