I need a good "cop connection." If you ever drop a kilo of "rich, crusty with THC laden sap, aromatic bud" in your driveway I'd be happy to come over and clean it up.

Where's the Dorito's?

You gotta love Goggle. Here's the meaning of 420 reveiled.

http://parentingteens.about.com/cs/marijuana/a/420meaning.htm

April 20th is Hitler's birthday.

SOL, you are an amazing man...

Inspiration and explaination ...and all in one post!

Mike

Ok...I stand corrected:

I was close though- The RCW for less than 40 grams is 69.50.401. I should know that, huh? Reminds of a time I was at a conference out of town and was driving the county car. Went to a movie. When I got out, the little skater bastads had etched 420 in rather bold letters down the front qtr panel. It was a great converstion piece until I got a new one.

Pretty ballsy of 'em ya gotta admit.

love and marriage
horse and carriage
pie and ice cream
cookies and milk
beer and weed (bud & bud)



oh, and don't forget to bring a towel

I drink now and then, but if I had the choice I'd swap the law around so that booze was the forbidden fruit. Amazing how liquor really brings out those great charitable Christian ideals, like beating your spouse until blood comes out of her ears, using the buckle end of a belt to beat your 4 year old, like driving down the wrong side of the road and permanently crippling a young single father, or playing russian roulette. I've never smelled weed on any of those guys. Hmmm.

The only act of violence I've ever seen committed by someone who was stoned involved a knife, a stubborn package of vacumm wrapped polish sausages, and a stoners forehead.

"Dude you cut away from your face." I said.

"Ohhh man, I know. I wasn't thinking right. Maybe it was low blood sugar or something." He says to me with bloodshot eyes.

"Blood sugar? Is that what you young potheads call weed these days?" I say with a totally straight face. And he gets this worried look on his face.

"Is this like a car accident where you have to report it to the cops, just cause I hurt myself 'cause I was stoned"?

"No dude thats only in Canada".

"Ohhhh cool."

" The only act of violence I've ever seen committed by someone who was stoned involved a knife, a stubborn package of vacumm wrapped polish sausages, and a stoners forehead. "


Hardest I've laughed all week, thanx

Was it a hot knife?