Like Rocket Red I read this whole thing this evening. Can someone tell me how I can get back that part of my life I just wasted. It is like driving by a wreck on the side of the highway. You do not want to look, but you just cannot help yourself. I used to have better things to do until I signed up for this. Where's Dr. Phil when I need him?

This probably is my age showing, but in my day you didn't treat women this way, even if you could. Of course that was 45 years ago and maybe times and women have changed. Men sure have.

That's all I have to say about that.

This is too funny.. Thanks for the Laughs this A.M !!!

I think the Merg will read thru this whole thread and yell " I posted the Sh!t outa that Mutha Fu$ker "..

Anyway, this got good. Sol covered the way I feel about it. Also, kind of want to tell Vince that he has changed character about the same time he started hangin with the Merg.. just sayin.

At 37 years old, the only thing about me that's gonna change is where my hair grows.

"At 37 years old, the only thing about me that's gonna change is where my hair grows."

Hey, I'm 37 years old, and I continue to get fu#%ing better and better every gawddamn day, Vince...

There...I refuted the $hit outta that motherferker!

Fish on...

Todd

Hey, I'm 38, F#%K!

KK,

Damn right! And to think they think they really know something. Wait 'til they really find out. What a shock they're in for!

" I walked 5 miles uphill both ways to pick up my women at the bar, and it was 40 below.........3 feet of snow...... "

K2 - man you had it easy in your day. I'm older than you and it was worse when I was chasin' wimmin- I would have been happy if it was that warm and only three feet of snow.

Would you old guys like me to send over a sack of prunes ?

Send some wimmin dude. I could use some.
I've got about zero energy for chasin broads anymore.

You just need a boost of confidence like Bob....he takes the little blue pill.

Gawd, Merg, you've really stirred 'em up!

Got the Prunes and Viagra elders telling us how it was back in the Stone Age (drag them back to the cave by their hair), the seriously senior elders trying to remember their last date, and the more recently retired studs (married with kids) wishing they could take Merg up on his challenge to go cruising for chicks.

Salmo G's got it right - Merg lives in a parallel (20something party central) universe. Like Paris Hilton and the bimbettes she runs with. If you look hot and are also funny/unusual, you get ~lots~ of action. The hot chicks his age are 99% attention whores, so if you're a guy and also an AH you get extra points. Ever wonder why so many hot chicks are hanging around gay guys??

Now if I could only transplant a normal 30something woman's desires and perspectives into one of Merg's little hotties bodies I'd be in heaven!

Just my .02,

Brian

Alert!!!!!! Bellevue Hospital for the Insane is on the lookout for the self obsessed Merg the Wonderboy--typically seen at Old Navy or the Gap, whackin off to himself in the dressing room

Hmm merg didn't mention that was included in the dvd......

Hey Merg, have you had your share of humble pie yet? If not, you may want to read this entire thread and re evaluate what on earth all these "old guys" are so up in arms about. You still don't get it do you? Young, dumb and full of come. Lets just hope that when you do spew, it's inside a woman, not on some of your slick pics...PUNKASS!!!!! Oh yes, one more thing, My son would STILL kick your ass......

Can't wait to see some Pic's. I'm sure that a little Shad porn would mellow out the peanut gallery. Hohbomb, can you help VHawk with the pic's, as Vince is unable to open the file? I'm sure that there are many of us that would like to see promised Pic's. It would help to change the tone of this thread, as well as the Angels threads, by redirecting topic to fishing, Angels and why we love catching them.

Since Merg loves entertaining us,(often telling us to shut up, and be entertained by him) and Vince did say he took lots of pic's of Merg wearing the bikini (see photo of bikini)???? I was just wondering, if those were for private use, or were we to assume that they would also be shared with board as promised. I'm sure I will LMAO when I see Merg in that camo mini bikini. I was really surpised that he fitted into it as Vince reported, and without showing a bump up front I would assume. At first, after seeing photos of the bikini Vince bought Merg for this special occasion, I wasn't sure he had the proper size. I was certain that the top would fit, but was a little concerned that Merg, didn't have tiny enough butt cheeks to fit into the bottoms? Well guess what? I guess he did, as Vince posted that he took various shots of Merg modeling this most popular women's wear. He must have purged himself in the weeks coming up to the event, in order to get his hips down to size.

The kids these days, and what they will do for fashion. I'm sure he made Big Stick proud.

Vince and I were laughing our arses of yesterday on the columbia quoting the moby dick line. 30 points for you. No hypnotism ( sp?) neccesary. Your wife should already be attracted to you...um...she married you. If your being serious i would say try the random " acts of kindness" technique. involves some dice, and a healthy knowledge of what she likes. whether it be a home cooked meal /candle light dinner when she comes home, or a random single rose delivered to her work with directions of where to meet you after work. whatever it may be...roll the dice (two) twice. choose one of those numbers. that day this month do something randomly nice. shows you care. act like its nothing. no big deal.

i dont treat women bad!!!! EVER!!! never accuse m of that! I treat them with respect. I am very chivalrious. I open doors, walk on the road side of the sidewalk, carry over rocks. everything! Besides the fact taht they love that, i feel personally responsible for someone i am hanging out with one on one when i say i am going to take them out. its not about treating women bad or being rude. its being honest, and having some fun. i never do anythign they dont ask me to do and i never ever treat them badly.

this takes some rocket science here. Hold on...if your gay...you are acting like your a _______? WOMAN.....so if your a woman....a gay guy would be a great_______? FRIEND ! CORRRRRECT!!

my brain hurts. i posted the sh!t outta that

your just like a turd that wont flush. look at my face...see that? when it looks like i start caring what you think :).....lemme know..i will change it...and your still reading and posting.....