Sol, if you could do this, you could have any chick in the world!

I thought Sol could do that

I agree with Sol's last post...

About 8 in 10 people get divorced because they are following genuine human pathology compared to the 2 in 10 that choose to remain married. Like it or not.

This entire thread cracks me up...Merg, eventually you'll discover that scoring hot college chicks when you're 22 is just as easy, and just as fleeting and unimportant, as scoring hot high school chicks when you're 17.

There is not a woman under 30 that I have met that I would even call "a woman"...hell, they aren't even close to being a woman until they are 30.

You should print out this thread, and go back and read it in ten years...you'll be shaking your head at yourself just like every man over 30 is right now.

That being said, enjoy being a kid for what it is...just don't mistake it for being in any way similar to *real* life...the kind that lasts for decades, not months, or four semesters.

This post should not be titled "Men.....and why they suck at meeting women", it should be titled "Post-pubescent boys.....and why they suck at meeting young girls"...because the advice you are giving is for post-pubescent boys and 18-23 year old girls...it has nothing to do with "men" or "women"...

Fish on...

Todd

I don't agree with anyone's post. Even my own. I'm a rebel and I thrive on dissention!

Sol, are you counting my stats in these figures?

True that, Aunty...true that.

Fish on...

Todd

So, Merg, be sure to let us know when you get booked on the talk show circuit, and all those lucrative book deals.

In specific, this has given me a chuckle, listening to someone probably about half my age 'tell it like it is'.
I am guessing for many that read this, it is pretty much the same 'perspective'.

KK


This thread is hilarious!
Remember to bring those glasses. Those girls are going to think that you're the koolest The youth of today really know how to have a good time. Don't forget after having a few drinks, how to use your pink worm. A good rule of thumb is that the Pink worm matches well with Pink......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-prfAENSh2k

merg, you should save all of your posts and vault them. read them in 15 years and you will laugh your arse off. your reasonings will change in time. trust me merg you will settle for someone who is not your type now. eventually you will realise that that the real hotties are the ones your passing up now! read this post and others in above in 15 years and see what you actually married. looks fade and crash hard! find the gal who is focused on real life stuff and can focus on you as man. there's your girl.

The ulta hot looking chicks I went to school with turned into spent skanks by the time they were 30 years old, without exception. On the other hand some of the plainer looking girls no one gave a second thought about at 20 years old blossomed into mature stone cold foxes at 30. Just like flowers, some chicks blossom early, but once pollenated they wilt and the man-nectar is delivered elsewhere.

Sol your 12 step program for not posting seems to be failing...and I'm glad.

too funny. Awhile back I hired some kids to help me with some yard work. They live around here and I sort of know them, they are in 9th grade. They were talking about some chick at their school who has "big boobs"... I'm listening to em yak away about these boobs so I went over and told em " This girl with the boobs is gonna have 4 kids from 3 dads and look like crap when its your 10 year high school re-union... the girl you want to get close to is that one who is kinda skinny, tall, has no boobs, shy, smart " so I gave them and example of one of the girls about their age in the neibourhood... " No way.. that chicks nuthin dude "..

" 10 year re-union, that chicks gonna be super model hot... married to some unbelievibly rich dude... does not even remember your name and is vagely aware that your were an asshole in her neibourhood ...trust me on that "

They still think I'm full of crap about that, but thats how it works. We had a tall skinny mormon girl in my class that nobody would have looked at twice.. at my 25 year re-union she is still smokin hot and as described above... Kids don't know squat.

Same deal with the guys. All the cool jocks and popular burn-outs back in school turned out to be fat-ass morons working in the trades 10 years later, and the dudes that couldn't buy a date back then all scored on marrying the now 30 or 40 year old hotties that no one paid attention to back in school.

man that is so true BRS. girls that were the buzz amongs the boys in jr. high all were knocked up twice by the time the 12th grade rolled around.

you guys know who morgan fairchild is right? totally smoken hot hotty. ever seen her senior portraight? total schnouser... fairchild is now in her 50s and still smokin hot!

Yea, one of my buddies was "the man" in High school. Married some hot chick when he was 19, got a job at Intermountain gas running a back hoe, spent every night from 5:00 till 10:00 sitting in the bar. Lived in a trailer house.. hot wife dumped him and married the Dentist she worked for... So, he still drives a back hoe, he still sits in the bar every night, and "he" pays 550 a month child support to his ex and the Dentist for the one kid they had ( who live in a 6,200 sq foot house , drive whatever they happen to think is cool at the time and spend a good portion of their time at their 3,000 sq ft cabin , or maybe skiing in whatever state is best at the moment )

I'll go fishing with him a couple times a year and he non-stop bitches about the " Dentist" and the ex., Always says he is gonna kick his ass someday. I don't tell him, but I have been golfing with the Dentist several times and the dentist could beat his fat ass, and is a pretty good guy. I asked him once why they made the guy pay them child support because they sure don't need it.. " We deposit those checks into a trust fund for that kid, never cashed a single one.. but if he ever asks you, tell him thats how I make my car payment "

But at one time he was the guy everyone else wanted to be

Standard trade-up practice among women. I guarentee you that chick sucked-off the dentist before she had the confidence to tell your buddy she was leaving him.

Yea, thats a fact. She had gone to a "dential hygenist" conference for three days. Two days after she got back he was parking his back hoe and some dude served him divorce papers. He went home to raise hell and her stuff was gone... she left a note saying he could keep everything. Next day cops served him with a restraining order. Got himself thrown in jail three times in the next two weeks.

Kinda funny, the Dentist told me that she told him that she always wanted to "do" me before she meet him. Sorta wish I had that info back in the day.. I would have felt bad about it for about two strokes

Now I feel bad for this F*&ker, I think I'll go see him on his bar stool tonight. Talk about that bad ass Nova he used to have and make him feel better

Two dudes who married well (Sol and B-Run) just sitting around bs'in. Get in the game Seastrike.