gawd...they are bad to...i cant wait!

"you know how i know your gay?"
....is because your more worried about seieng me in a bikini then the fishing...or the girls that actually came....something oyu should tell us about?


i like how you turned an embarassing statement of childish pride into a catch phrase to diminish and play down the fact that it was about the dumbest thing i have ever heard leave some "old guys" mouth on his pedestal claiming automatic wisdom because somehow his brain keeps working although nobodies watered it in years.

Well, i gotta admit, If there is anyone who's an authority on childish pride, it would HAVE to be you... And as for the turd reference, isn't that kinda like "the pot calling the kettle black"?
Keep on posting the sh*t out of this motherf*cker with all of your most welcome nuggets of worldly wisdom...

i love you to buddy

Keep up the entertainment Merg. You are hilarious.

If you post up 4 responses for every paragraph Nookie writes, he's gonna keep pushing your buttons. You sound like a lunatic. Delete your replies before an amusing thread gets hostile and locked down.
I think even Michael Jackson's PR man would get a migraine douching the fires you start.

Here's a lesson it took me awhile to learn. Not every provocation requires a response. Sometimes walking away, or keeping your mouth in standby mode, is the appropriate action. It does take two to fight. One guy arguing alone is silly. Think about it, two guys with knives drawn is a fight, one guy in the middle of the street with a knife is a mental patient off their med's.

Oh, and the reason women love gay guys is right in those DVD's. Tell a woman she can't have something, and her interest goes sky high. You should know that.

Anybody in Lacey, Tumwater, Olympia area with a Mac that's interested in helping me open some files?

VHawk

LMFAO!!!!!

Old age and treachery will always prevail over youth and exuberance...


He wasn't paying attention. That's why it's called attention deficit. That's why I keep an eye on you old guys. If I let my guard down, I'd be walking around with my underwear on my head...or wearing a bikini during sturgeon season.


I've got my eye's on you...

"If you post up 4 responses for every paragraph Nookie writes, he's gonna keep pushing your buttons. You sound like a lunatic."

"two guys with knives drawn is a fight, one guy in the middle of the street with a knife is a mental patient off their med's."

Too true...too true.

There are far too many people on all these boards who *think* they are in some big ol' fight with somebody or another over something or another, and while they're getting angrier and angrier, and their posts are getting angrier and more ridiculous, the "other guy" is having a hard time typing as he is laughing his ass off and falling out of his chair reading the crap that is being posted.

As a veteran "other guy", I can tell you, Merg, that the angrier you get, and the more you post, the harder the other guys are laughing.

You'll likely be thinking right now "I'm not angry, though...", and I'll tell you this...when you manage four or five posts in a row, without anyone else posting in the interim, then you are thinking waaaayyyy too much about it, and at the very least are obsessed with it...and probably angry, too.

Fish on...

Todd

Still laughing..

Oh I don't know about that. Even "mature" women get bored with wussy men who do everything on your list. And when women get bored they run off with more exciting men (exciting=unstable, abusive, or otherwise just a class A jackass). Maybe I can use this as an excuse not to do housework...I'm trying to keep the relationship fresh and exciting.

That's just what it appears to my unaided eye. I've had gals dump me, but I'll freely admit it was 'cause I was being a total dildo. I'm lucky though that no woman has, or will, ever complain about being bored with me. Other things to complain about oh yes, but bored? Never.

Todd....your not taking into account my ADD. i can only focus on one or two things at once...i read post...i reply yo it...i read another...i reply to it...if i was angry...i wouldnt post. If people are entertained...then i am having a great time. i love debating and arguing. Especially over the spelling of a word. Just makes my pants tight. As far as women goes. i dont care or care to know what you think you know about people...or women in general. matters not to me. So you can tell me whatever until your blue in the face and i will smile...and possibly laugh. Smiling is for people like Salmo G. laughing is for the rest...especially you Aunty M. If i took your advice my wife would be cheating on me right out of the ceremony. how could you take any man seriously that bends over and lets someone give it to them in the tail pipe like that. If you found that man...make sure he doesnt cheat on you with another man. [quote]The gay friend doesn't bitch about having to hold her purse when she's in the dressing room. He's not afraid to say that dress makes her look fat. When she has to redecorate, your taste sucks but the gay guy knows just what patterns and colors will work with her eclectic style.[quote/] OH MY GAWD!!!! you did it!! thats exactly how i am...only i am not gay. i have no problem telling it like it is. Or decorating. if you ask...you will get my opinion....you dont like the answer? dont ask...i dont lie or sugar coat. if i say you look good...remember it..it means you look reallly really good.

Just makes my bikini tight.

There I fixed it for ya.

RVW

hows my hair?

Now that's funny! I think we've invented a new online game. It's called "Bait The Merg"!!! I guess that makes me a "Mergsterbaiter"

your hair is positively righteous my friend.

well i know its been awhile since someone has takin you somewhere nice and treated you...but when i go out with a girlfriend and i surprise her...all i tell her is to dress nice. the girls i hang out with wear heels or stilletos to a nice dinner...so afterward ( if you take a woman JUST out to dinner....it better be the best 100$ you ever spent...because she aint callin back) when we go to the beach or whatever i dont want her to get her feet hurt or cut. Plus its fun and she loves it.

aunty M , i am not interested with a woman that can beat me in arm wrastlin' and has bigger calluses on her feet than i do so she can walk on rocks. i leave those for the other guys.


sigh....as a woman..you can never understand. Thats not it...and you'll never get it unless you have a weekend free where i can sit down and explain like i did to Tonya, Julie, and sarah. I explained it to them...showed them...and proved to them over and over again. Showing it to them was a moot point...they were already shaking their heads and going..." wow...yeah...thats amazing , i guess i never really thought about the things i did or said when it came to men. i just did it" but then i took them out and they laughed at the simpleness of it.


what i talk about isnt long term. the best women out there....are the most guarded. they dont give in right away. they play hard to get. they are fun and engaging, smart. they take time to get to know. If you do the normal stuff right off the bat...you will be a 'normal guy' in her eyes and she will pass you up. If she is fun and attractive...think of how many guys that have approached her? its...almost appalling...in the 50 per day catergory. So i would never condone being a wuss, or acting like the normal joe that has approached her. if the other normal joes didnt have a chance...what makes you think you would? Normal joe is pick up lines, being to 'overbearing' , asking to hang out all the time, being to interested to fast....she knows shes got you right off the bat and there is no mystery anymore....

so no aunty m....i dont condone that...wussies ...suck.





Bait away...this is the highlight of my day. I check on here a few times a day at least.

next?

Where's the pics

i would say that from a relationship point of view thats the same way. if you dont make things fun and entertaining at least some of the time...your hosed. Humans love, by nature, unpredictable things. they become obssesive. gambling, fishing, riding. So if you can sneak in a few unpredictable things per month in a relationship....it keeps a little of the mystery up. they love it...enjoy it...and you enjoy doing it for her because you know she will appriciate it. dinners, wine tasting ( plan on taking an exploratory trip this summer, for future...investment ) fishing ( if she likes that kind of thing) biking, gifts...of all sorts. hand made...to some scented candle she commented on in the store last week. those are the best. Something very obscure that she doesnt think you'll ever remember. Find hole in the wall Bistros for the "date night" surprise her with ANYTHING!!

Trouble ahead, trouble behind. Casey Jones you better watch your speed...

I'm not sure why I even bother with the advice. Jared your so busy giving it out you don't have time to listen. If your intentionally trying to be obnoxious you'll be cutting yourself out of boat rides in the future. Already I'm hearing "Who are you bringing" when I ask about an extra seat. We had this discussion before about why making friendly online and not being an obnoxious ass has its benefits.

I'm giving you honest and important feedback here. Be nice. Respect other peoples years of experience. Don't write anything you wouldn't say to someone's face. Would you really tell AuntyM any of the BS you wrote on here to her face? I have trouble believing you would. Because it was super rude, and I've never seen you be intentionally rude to someones face.

Seriously, very seriously, you're at a 10 and it needs to come down to about a 6 or 7.

Please.

And you owe an apology. And not an "I'm sorry BUT...", just an I'm sorry.


Vince

Amazing! Don Rinkles illegitimate son Merg, is PP's very own bag "O" wind, an entertainment machine. He's working 24-7, just to keep us in stitches, only asking that we show appreciation for his entertainment and talents(bikini model). As payment, he asks that we continue to consider him a moron, and that we continue to offer randoms gifts, such as the occasional string bikini', mints, and the highly promoted Photo shoot/ fishing/sex floatilia's.