I was out looking for Seastrike and his mysterious new woman on their fishing date. Caught them in the act. She was a little surprised and grabbed a rod and tried to play it off like they weren't doing nothing, and it was just hot out on the water. Here the pic....

OH yeah, I found them on the banks of the Skok.

LMFAO........

oh my god, that is so funny I am going to piss my pants...seastrike shes a little hotter than you said and looks like a vacuum cleaner, nice score...craigslist rules!

Dang Dave, Dang....................

Whoa.

Fish on...

Todd

That explains the sack of flour in the bow of his boat.

Nice Hip Boobs...................

BRUTAL!
Those hips boots barely fit over her calves.

Don't worry guys. Dave wont be calling her back, and is currently in-between surfing fattie porn and finding a new "date" on CL as we speak. Shouldn't take long and we'll have some new pics and stories to add to the chronicles of 'Craigslist Casual encounters- not as advertised"

Seriously though, if she lost a few pounds I bet she would be hot!

Use some LCD screen cleaner there Neal, she needs to lose more than a "few"

neals on the right track, she is kind of hot in a weird way...

Can you say monkey humpin' a medicine ball?

OMG Summerrun, I guess you and Dave should go Chickie fishing together then!
They bite well on fresh twinkies and ding-dongs. You have to troll slow though so they can catch the bait....

I think she's got STAM-in-er

ya, i am planning on hanging out by the fried twinkie and fried oreo stand at the fair this year...thats a good place to start trolling according to our boy Dave...

There's a Hot twinkie bite down at the Jenny Craig hole! BWAHAHAHAHA

I told you summerrun, if you post on craigslist you too could get all the bootie you could handle. I am sorry but I think she ate Dave, thats why we dont see him in the picture.-TBJ

Hell, she could probably eat both of you.LOL-TBJ

Best throat [censored] ever. Must have been the practice. Richard I appreciate you not putting the pic up of me her and the dead dog and the four year old Tibetan boy. Now that would have been embarssing.

thats just bad, i think i have to go wash my eyes out... and those aren't hip waders they're more like knee highs

On the plus side, with her in the boat, you can control the tides locally.

Happy to see that neither you nor Stam were actually consumed...good think you didn't walk around making sounds like a donut, or things could've gotten ugly...uglier...fast.

Fish on...

Todd

Heck that picture makes me feel much better. I hadn't realized it could have been worse!
Kev asked how big.....I said kinda like you big.
Hell Stam ya gotta try it. You can count it as three skinny ones if you don't tell the wrong people the truth.

"You can count it as three skinny ones if you don't tell the wrong people the truth."



Fish on...

Todd

She's got a pretty face.

...and a great personality, too...

Fish on...

Todd

Or maybe it's T-birds ex?

Too funny.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

With the right bait, and terminal tackle hogs like that one are easily tamed

we've all heard stories of whales swimming up rivers, but now photographic proof!!!

I've heard the camera adds 10 lbs., but just how many f'in cameras were pointed at her when you took the photo??

T-Bird's ex? Hell, what if it's T-Bird?

backlash...many cameras...many.

Fish on...

Todd

That is the best line I've heard!

Holy sh$t Dave, you said large, but......... Is that what that smell was in the boat on Sunday?? I thought I smelled twinkies. WHat did the fish checker count that as????

I think we can stop now....
She was a big girl but not THAT big!

That ruins fishing

Hey Dave I dare you to show the poor girl this thread....
I'm sure it will help clear up any problems!

Addicted and Summerrun will get theirs....Ha!

Whidbey Isand has chicks with a little less girth, and they can catch fish, even if they use $12.99 "poles" w/zebco reels filled with sand. I'd hit up the island before you use Craigslist again. The beaches here are better than a singles bar.

Yeah, make sure you are with FishRanger, he has good timing, if Stam is here, hit up Craig's list.

BTW Stam: next weekend, nice tides, weekend open, Chippino should be flowing.

Oh Ya

Everytime I open the freezer in the kitchen I see something left here from you JG. I'm assuming it will be gone after a weekend of fishing and Chippino.

Hey--fair's fair, right? Does that mean I get to get a boyfriend?

Hey baby!

Timing is everything (except location).

I do need help with the fish though, they have been avoiding me like the plague!! I thought everybody said humpies were easy to catch?!?!

I believe that you can have(and handle) more than one. I for one will volunteer for immediate duty.

stam in er

now that's funny

I accompanied Parrick on his 20-year high school reuion last night, and if there was a chick in his class who's ass he has not had his hands on I did not meet her, and I met them all.

"She ain't exactly pretty.

Ain't exactly small."

Damn...this thread just keeps on truckin'...

Fish on...

Todd

Imagine if she were a stripper.. when she ran offstage, she would start her own applause...

Dude...she makes me look small.

ick

Thanks Kev, was beginning to think I killed another thread..

At the wdding during the dance between her and the groom she'd make the band skip...

Not to have a public dating service or anything, but I do believe Fishranger may be out for seconds from the one he caught last week.

What's in the water up there? You guys are hilarious.

Something smells fishy.........

He'd better put this one on his card before the warden writes him for poaching.

I wonder if he's gotten to play the back 9 yet?

Keep it in the fairway, FishRanger. A few of us are waiting to play through. Best ball wins.

Maybe I'll go "pinch-hit" this weekend.....

To quote Sky-Guy, "Luck Favors the Prepared".

I guess that is what I get for being the guy to pack in the Corona's and lemon waaaaay down the beach and then alert RIchard to the fact it was there waiting for him to show.
Thanks for the tip man!!

Some beach, some where!!
Sorry that I will miss taking sh$t from you F@*&ers this weekend.

Richard, I will see you out there Wednesday night maybe??

Fishranger must be using good bait, although with a single barbless hook. He keeps releasing her, but she keeps coming back and biting again. Seems she likes the offering.

Yes, I will be down at the beach. It was smoking today.

I'll try to be there by 5. WHat time is the tide??

3:49, but they'll bite for awhile later.

If you'd pull the anchor and row a little more quickly you wouldn't get lowholed.

Seriously though, there should be a couple more around for ya Stamley.

Don't sweat it Stam, you and I are the coolest two people I know. It's her taste and timing that is off.

Her taste and timing seems fine to me!!!

Sorry Stam, didn't know you were planning on fishing the run. Thought you were headed for other waters.

Now that's just not true FR. You corked him outright.
And, I know you are smilin. Btw....you and Stam would get along just fine. Both good people.

Some people only get to fish some waters once or twice before the fish get smart and then it's the old skunkeroo.

That's right Jerry.
And some get stuck fishin in the same old hole the rest of their life, cause it's the only hole they can catch anything in.....

Look forward to fishin with you as well Stam, maybe we can share trade secrets and change our respective luck. (I need to catch a nice fish from the beach and soon, blanked again tonite, timing was off!)