Alright..so i started dating this blonde, descent looking, green eyes, huge boobs..38ddd is plenty for me. but anyways so i started to like her she was a cool girl. but i told her i didnt want a relationship due to previous girlfriends..so things where going ok, than we went to the red sox vs mariners and stupid me left my phone in her bag...she we took a break from the game i went to get some beers and she went to the bathroom...it was taking her awhile, so i went back to our seats..she comes back sits next to me and is pissed. her dumb ass went through my phone and saw i was texting my x fiance, we are just friends, she got pissed and threw my beer all over me and said she was leaving..im like whatever so we got in the car, i sat in the back and she drove, just one of the many episodes this girl has thrown. so i keep telling her no, i do not want a relationship, she throws the i love you pitty party and ect. so the past couple of weeks she throws the whole your talking to other girls and the accusitions starting rolling. I work, go to the gym, fish and sleep. havent slept of talked to another girl..she tells me she wants to be with with me and all this horseshit. so the past 2 weeks i really have not heard from her, turns out she been seeing a guy for about 3 weeks, so how is this girl going to accuse me of talking and sleeping with other girls when she is doing it herself? I could care less but it is just one of the things that adds my miss understanding of the females on this planet...

Drama doesn't just "happen". All I know of you is from what I read on this board, maybe in real life you are more mature than you appear on here. My advice is to get some education on the how's and why's of relationships---- why they work and why they fail. It seems that you are missing some key elements to be able to make things work.

I had the perfect one with my x fiance, i guess she was the right girl and i have not found one anywhere close to her since than.

Maybe you can regail us on the virtues of a happy marriage, there, big guy!

Blades is right, there ALWAYS seems to be some sort of drama when one gets involved with a woman, I don't care what the circunstances are.

Here's a story for ya. I'm tired of the dating scene already. I called, I didn't call, I was "rude", etc. I'm sick of it. So I thought I'd try one of the escort services on craigslist, pay for sex straight up and be in and out in less than an hour. I find a pretty attractive looking chick working out of her apartment in Bremerton, call her, and ask how much for a BJ. She says $65 and I have to wear a condom. I asked how much extra to do away with the condom and have her swallow. She thinks for a few seconds and says another $50. I can't even take a chick out to a decent restaurant for diner and drinks for that, and I've done that many times and not gotten blown for doing so. Seems resonable, right?

I show up at her apartment, she answers the door, and of course I pay "up-front". She points to a nearby room and tells me to go get naked. I do so and turn around to see a 200 pound black woman walk in behind me and close the door. I've got the "deer in the headlights" look, because this chick was half whore and half bouncer. Long story short: She spent 20 minutes trying to get me off and I couldn't pull the trigger because she was so scary.

I'm convinced "drama" is unavoidable.

The famous female double standard.

Imagine being married to that beyatch.

If I ever do it again I'll do it like a job opening: Degree required, (sorry, psych degrees are a no-no.) Mental illnesses prohibited...Must Possess certain skills such as massages, swallowing, personal hygiene, filleting ability, etc. And then the weight requirements...

...Like I tell my single friends: "Yeah she's got a little junk in the trunk now, and she's got a nice couple of fun bags, but wait til that ass squirts out two kids and they swing from those mush mellons for 8 months each."

Sol--Just so you know, they never use thier own pics in thier ads.

Oh no, the ole "master bait and switch"!

The old bait and switch !!!

One of our close buddies is an escort service ranger. He has the same " its cheaper than any woman on earth " mentality as well. Over the years, he has gotten to know some of them really well so they take it off line and charge him half. Some are retired from the business and are even married now, but still have no qualms about making an exception just for him.

We had a BBQ at some friends house last summer and he shows up with one that was about 21 years old and smoking hot. As with anything in life, I spent the whole ride home explaining the whole thing to my wife, who was pissed, and wanted to know exactly where I fit into the whole deal. My exact reply was " Uhhhh, besides wishing I was him right this second.. I got nothing to do with it"..

Seems like when one of your friends does something your wife assumes that you are involved as well.

After my divorce I did the eharmony thing. Met a couple woman that were pretty cool. But, that just ain't my gig. Send 1st questions, answer questions. Send 2nd set of questions, answer question. Blah, blah, blah. I haven't even checked it a couple months and probably have at least a couple hundred "matches" just waiting to be my sould mate... Not!!

I know a few friends where it worked out well for them but manufacturing a relationship just isn't for me. So, I'm back to the old dating scene. If it's gonna happen it's gonna happen and if it isn't so be it.

The one thing I've never understood is Blades situation. All the drama. I've never had a girlfriend where there was a bunch of drama. No wackos, etc. So it makes me think that it isn't always the gals fault like some guys want to portray it. If all your dates or relationships have some sort of drama or issues could it possibly be your doing?

Last night she was 250lbs Sol. Hey I was going to keep my mouth shut but if you want to out yourself I'll help ya out with the memory department.

The 200 or 250 pounds I could have delt with if she was a white woman. I should have told her she had relatives in Africa that were starving to death.

Careful or I'll tell your escort stories....getting your wallet stolen...etc.

Define drama.. Things that don't bother me at all get my wifes panties in a wad. In example, I take things at face value, she tends to try and read something into everything, and as far as the other women I deal with she is pretty low drama.

If she asks me a question, she wants three answers. The one she wants to hear, the one she expects to hear, and the one I'm not giving . Its that last one they search for. Any married man can relate to that ( however, there are exceptions)

I was married 10 years. I suppose over time a person just gets conditioned to answering some stuff the "right way" to avoid any repercussions. Drama problem solved.

Now you got me thinking about the "in-laws". That could be an interesting topic.

Maybe you can regail us on the virtues of a happy marriage, there, big guy!


No happy marriage here, filled to overflowing with drama. Some days she has to manufacture some. I am an expert on the don'ts part of the equation.

Remember, you aren't paying her for the sex, you can get that for free anywhere, you're paying her to leave and keep her mouth shut.

It's called the Vagination Factor, and it's made American culture pathetic.

Sol, you f#$$#in' crack me up man. You are a good soul. I like your style. Keep on with the hilarious exploits and livin' life to the fullest. I espesially like the fact that you at least let Shaqwanda try to get you off. I am still laughing-T

After describing her I am just wondering if he came home with all his bits and pieces!

Best thing that ever happened to me was my wife taking my mustang ( pride and joy )to seattle while I was away and it ended up getting trashed . Now all I need to do when things are not doing good is take her out to the shop pull the cover off and just stand there.
not really the best thing but at least I can use it once in a while

You edited the wrong part amigo.

I saved her phone number for ya.