But nooooo, not you guys! Ya'll have to have some tight, perky, brainless, almost teenager.[/quote]

Ya so, you got a problem wit dat! What's not to like about TIGHT, PERKY, BRAINLESS, and ALMOST TEENAGER

Emphasis on the Finances...

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/w4m/400438319.html

Boy, I cant wait to shack up and raise some other dumbass's kids with a woman that only cares about my truck and my checkbook....

EVERYTHING that comes out of her mouth other than, "Ohhhh yeah, mmmm, ohhhhhhh.....fuc% yeah........."

"and the ability to treat a lady with respect and kindness. "

Damn! I was almost on board with this one. Minus the money,nice truck,and absolutely gorgeous part.

If you guys need some action, just stop by my bank. There are 4 single women, 3 divorced, from 25-55 that are all in great shape. If I were only single, I'd hit on every one of them, but I'm a good boy.

My favorite reminds me of June Cleaver, and I told her so. She was my Secret Santa this year and she got me the "Leave it to Beaver" first two seasons on DVD. Can you say "Cougar?"

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!

NEWS FLASH.......guys these are not women posting add's looking for cawk pics these are perverted dudes that live on Capitol Hill!! That are posing as females looking to get their rocks off...sick f'n puppies!!!!

Where do you bank? I'll be her Lumpy Rutherford

It is where I work. Gotta head up to Aberdeen.

Andy old buddy. I'll be visiting you real soon at work. On my way home I'll stop and help you out with some of that fully processed elk ya got there in your freezer.

Sounds good, Dave. I'll let the ladies know you're a comin'.

Tell her I'll be right up to show her my Hump Toolips

So, what do you do when you're ex wife shows up as your match on Match.com?

Call up the company and demand a refund, as their software is obviously BROKEN!

I don't know but one of you obviously lied when setting up your personality profile.

Be a smart negro. Do you think I would ever get laid if I told the truth?

It's a veritable wastland of damaged goods out there, and most of them hang their baggage on their shingle. What a joke.

Why don't you guys look in the other part of Craigslist and just get the women by the hour????

Just a few weeks ago my wife was railing on me about the B.S I told her the day I meet her " Oh, I just like doing things like helping little kids and taking care of old people. I really don't have time for partying and hanging out.. Oh yea, I like to paint and read poetry... yada yada yada..." Scored on day one.. that still pisses her off.

The whole internet meat-market is talored for deceit. "Social drinker, one or two, tops," or "Heavy regular drinker." WTF? Where is the middle ground. I wouldn't want to date anyone that chose either of those which are the only two options.

If people filled out their profiles to accurately depict themselves no one would want to date them. So the "tweak" it, polish it, and all that is left is bullshi% and potential for future drama, and I hate drama. I'll stick to hitting on women the old fashioned way.

What? Clubbing them over the head and dragging them back to the cave?-Heh Heh-TBJ