Good ta hear that your BJ from that 200lb hooker was FULL of EMOTION. OH I'm probably just assuming too much again!

You should write a book about being stupid.

Hahahahahaha. This thread is stupid funny !!!

Okay, make it 5 beatiful women.

its no secret...it would be infringing copyright laws unless i made it just "my experiences" and it was only stories...but thats been done too...

"I hope they serve beer in hell" by Tucker Max

BEST F**** book i have ever read for guys. its awesome.

most of it is common sense...and not listening to what women think. Not in a derogatory manner but just in the sense that they have no idea what they want. If they tell you what you need to do... unless they are lesbians i take every advice from women with a grain of salt because 99% of the time the exact OPPOSITE is true or its too much ( women like it when you surprise them with flowers.../ true...but not all the time...trandom occurences of niceness win way more points then every month bring her flowers. to much...take it with a grain of salt.)

i am not out for intimacy..i am not some mid forties mid life crisis man trying to fill a void like some raging alcoholic that isnt satisfied with his life or marriage and finds relief in a bottom of a bottle of Mad dog 20-20. Dont project onto me what you yourself maybe feeling. Yes...sex with someone you care about is awesome. In the mean time...i got needs Mrs. Right Now is a phone call away.

Aunty M.
You are wise in the ways of the small 2% of women in this world that would be worth marrying. When i find that girl...and i have problems...you will be the first person i would contact. But as i have said before....Dont doubt or second guess a plumber when his sole profession...nay..about every waking moment of his life is dedicated to laying pipe and how to improve his pipe laying skills.

I am 22, i love sex, I am a salesmen of myself, i am good at it. women like me, its easy and entertaining. Not only that, as time progresses, trial and error occur...you start to see patterns in personalities. You start to see and be able to predict peoples responses, the underlying meaning to someones words.it shows you the psychology of why women and men do the things they do...you walk into a situation and see the underlying currents of peoples personalities, their strengths and weaknesses, what you can get away with, how far you can push, what buttons to push to get the reaction you want to exploit in a tasteless joke at their expense. Walking into a situation and being the dominant person. whew...i am getting a little erect here. Its fun...i get a boner jsut talking about it.

Thats crap Merg.. 99 % of the time when my wife tells me what she wants she is 75 % sure that she really wants it ( whatever it is )

However, 62 % of the time I'm not sure shes going to get it. This leaves us with a 13 % variation in opinion, and a 6 % chance of either having sex, or going to the grocery store. Either way, I'll get to eat something, and thats all it takes to make me happy.

You following that ???

Oh man you make me laugh, you do! You're the Chuck Norris of getting laid by random sluts!

You are so awesome that you give yourself a boner. You should seriously get into sales, pharmaceutical rep sounds like a good fit too. I know a few of those guys from the gym, I think I saw one pop a little 'own-wood' looking in the mirror one time.

You crack me up B-RUN

Are you sure that you didn't see Sol?

WRITE THAT SHITE DOWN!!!!!! that is like line 2 of the GUY bible that needs to be written...Aunty M. that is by far the most astounding , insightful thing you have written. Thank you.


You can do this on a one night ( or week stand) if you watch what you do...i promise. and my numbers prove I AM RIGHT

No doubt though. GUYS: if you are looking for some shirt rippping ball busting, "it would be rape...if i didnt like it so much", kind of sex.....

do what she just said!!!!! tease...then pull back. Take every oppurtunity to say that she wont be able to take advantage of you. Prove it by doing what most guys dont do...pull back...be the one to say "no" every opportunity you can. This is the sole reason....screw it...i wont explain ...you get the gist. People yell at me when i explain in detail or try to share...you all think its BS anyway so i will save some attentions spans and end it there....

you are right...i phrased that wrong.....B-Run.....you rock..:)

if your marriage is great and you dont like what i have to say...dont read it...or dont listen. i am an idiot. i dont presume that i am right. just my experience

Jebus Merg... I actually had my wife read that rant. She says you must have been dropped on your head when you were a wee baby.. like , Ohhh, last Tuesday

Ladies, gentleman, Merg and Sol, I think we have a new Messiah.

All hail B-Run..................

sorry...i read alot....some of its good...some of its bad. but its just like life..take the good with the bad.

annoying...i dont know...i deal with about ...100 people on average on a day shift...and over 150 -200 on a night shift. out of all those people....ive...yep...never had a dissatisfied customer. During the day i double as a server and a bartender so i get all crowds and kind of people. i get on average about 5 people a day that pull me aside and tell me "how good i am" ( i dont make this up) and many compliments on my service. Women especially generally tip me 30% more than men. but my biggest tips to date of come from guys. on a 70$ tab i got a 35$ tip. likewise on a 25$ tab i got a 20$ tip. He shook my hand and told me i was the most entertaining person he had ever met. i told him he didnt get out much

I am just good with people. When you go out you generally aren't the shy timid type so right off the bat they are my kinda people.

so no....i guess i am not.

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."

Stuart Smalley Daily affirmation

I said it before and I'll s ay it again ,, the Merg cant' be circumsized.. cause there is no end to this prick!!!