I personally with no exaggeration have nailed at least 50 women off of craigslist last year...it takes a lot of time and effort...but can be done really well.





1. If the chick doesn't put her picture up there's a reason for it. She's either ugly,fat,or both. More than likely both. Don't buy the "I don't want my co-workers to see me on here" line.


nope....I wish i hadnt deleted all the emails. i had a spare email account dedicated to this subject. after i stopped using craigslist last year, i deleted all the emails.

Most of the hot ( read : between a 7-9 out of 10) chicks that respond ( ive posted adds with great success)or post, wont use a picture for the add. Usually on the first email they give it up. Its usually the 8 or 9's that hold their picture back. Fatty's give it up right away. But the whole key is to respond to them all!!! no joke. raises your odd's. what do you have to lose? worst case scenario you get 3 cute girls/women for every 20 ( thats usually about the ratio)


2. If she keeps posting the same ad for months it means there is something abhorantly wrong with her,otherwise she'd a found a man by now.

hahahah yes...very true

3.If she's pushy and wants to meet right away,run! She's fat,ugly,psycho,or all three.

thats a tough one...you have to gauge the situation. Ive had a few that were crazy...but all in the right ways. but unless you know how to handle it...i would recommend staying away from it because it will get weird.

4. BBW means FAT! definetly.

5. Curvy means FAT! i always ask for a few pictures, i like curvy girls too...not fat...so yes you need photographic proof

6. Voluptious means she's a heffer. and has a self esteem problem 90% of the time..its a word that women use when they wan tto be "above" worrying about if shes fat or not

7. Height weight proportionate means FAT. your good Mr. Avid Angler

8. If they have a huge laundry list of requirements chances are they are complete losers and could never meet their own expectaions,so why should you have to?i agree

9. NEVER give out your number to them. VERRRRY TRUE!!

10. MySpace. You can see what they look like before you ever even talk to them. And you can see what they're interests are. These chicks are down for dating,even if it says "here for friends". Can you say Meat Market? Craigslist sucks.

one of the first questions i ask.





If you have the spare time...like getting laid...and have the patience..craigslist can be a very good tool to use to be as good out in the "real" world as you can be on "cyberworld". Also gets you laid alot. I still have friends that i made ( women) on craigslist responding to their adds. Robin was married and only looking for some night life fun while her guy was in Iraq. No worries guys i didnt touch her with a ten foot pole....but did she introduce me to some smokin hot friends? HELL YES.


Most of the women i respond to refer to me as the sanest person that responded ( hahahahah i know! they actually said that)


The key is to find a response that works, copy and paste it for every response to every girl. I averaged 20-30 responses in a day. half would respond back that day, the other half within 24 hours.

for some it wont work..but for most girls that copy and paste is dynomite!!!


" hey saw your add, send me a pic so i know your not some hairy transvestite trying to lure me back to the palace of love and then we can meet for some tea and interesting conversation"


i cleaned house with that paragraph. but thats my style, you need to cater it to your own personality. i like the half joking but serious tone, the request for a picture but with a reason. Tea and interesting conversation is NOT COFFEE/DINNER/ OR SOME OTHER FAGGY ACTIVITY THAT EVERY GUY SAYS!!

The other key is to right away get them to meet you in some public place. Go right for hanging out. Dont get caugh tin the email vortex. Be ambiguous.

"where do you work?"

"i am a stripper :)"

her: hahahahah seriously

me: arms dealer, still sell crack becasue i like the hours.

me: i have some time after 5 on thursday lets get some tea, that way if you turn out to be a man i can still run for the door "

done done and done.

the most prominent age group for this is 18-24

i only got one older...45 hahahah she was a freak in the sheets.

I responded to the platonic,erotic, and the romance sections. raises your odds. If a chick is looking fora male friend...you just show her how friendly you can be.

always go to there place ALWAYS!! its way smarter. Accuse her of being a man, tell her if she minds that you have four felony's on your record for illegally immigrating chinchilas. you have to address all the issues a women is going to have with a strange man coming over and boning her.

I tell them right off i am weird.

make a small joke out of every issue you think she can think of. beat her to the punch, but make it funny. because when you joke about something it means your above it.

keep playing with it until you have a system down. then just work your system.


the ratios are about 3 girls out of 20 are cute and worth the effort.Out of 40 emails you email, around 20 will respond then your down to your three. But when you get good at it and you got it down that can be around 6 a week you just kinda keep rolling on. I do get phone numbers and text..texting is big. but dont get caught up in it and let her string you along for a week in texting.

good luck:)

I never cut and paste anything,it's all improv. I'm always funny and it gets me all the pu$$y I want. But hey thanks for telling me I'm good. I am~Mr. Avid Angler

Wow i can not believe you guys do this [censored]? Do you not have a life. I was just browsing the women seeking men on that site and wow there is some funny stuff along with lot of god damn ugly things on those pages hahaha have fun!

What,you mean posting on a fishing website for hours every day? Or chasing vag from the comfort of my living room while listening to Neil Young classics.

See your point....but come on have you seen some of the girls on that site?

I'm a MySpace advocate. Hey look it's almost like we're on chat!

I am as well in favor of the MySpace. Seems like the girls on craigslist are far beyond the desperate myspace scence and are in need of some affection

i did myspace while i did craigslist. pushed me well into the triple digits. Myspace is harder. Some of the guys are actually cool so theres competition. Plus the fact that on average a hot chick gets around 20 messages and 25=40 friend requests a day ( i checked out an ex-girlfriends profile. then they have their profiles on private. I message them anyway. same thing though...i have three or four paragraphs i use for every girl.


Avid Angler---
when you get into higher volumes of emails and messages on myspace...theres no time to sit there and think up something witty thats different every time. plus its totally needless work for something that could potentially bomb. Myspace is nice though. when i aim for getting laid i switch everything up. My about me alwyays talks about my high standards and low tolerance for BS. thats usually the first thing they look at...and the first thing they say to me after i initially message them. "wow...your kind of picky arent you."


yep...think you can measure up?


facebook is another good tool for getting laid. At one point at my old job i had all three accounts going bananas ..i averaged over 140-160 girls i messaged/emailed in a day. one day would be just under a hundred. The next would be close to two hundred. Copy paste...send...copy paste send. Myspace and facebook are great because of the power to narrow down your search and sort by last person that logged on. I had to buy a small planner to keep everything straight. I would get their number, write it down along with stats, where they live, probability of closing the deal instantly or if it would take a a few times. then i would write a small fact down that was miniscule so that if they asked if i remembered them i would say like " yeah we had a laugh at...."/ " werent you wearing those little slippers i made fun of?" Half the time thats all i needed to drop the panties. "you remembered that....'pause'...wow...most guys...blah blah blah tonight...blah blah...i live ....blah blah"

done done...and done.........

I had places all planned out. it was like a third job. lots of ass....to much work. as the numbers kept coming i just eventually shut it down and used all the numbers i had accumulated to keep going. lasted over 5 months after i closed all my email accounts and stopped messaging. respones would still come in. To this day i still have around 10 or so girls i keep around for "every now and then" and i made awesome friends with their friends....it worked out.

its all about the steps

1. initiate contact with a cocky/funny/witty message

2. get the number

3. set up a meet with a plan for after if you think it'll close.

4. do the deed, careful to leave it open for more times or just make it hurt and be an ass so she wont call you ever again. ( most of the time backfires i find, they like that )


it just so happens that i am hanging out with a girl tonight from myspace. her name in my phone is Myspace Jessica..although shes so fun i think i might have to keep it platonic. fun girsl are hard to come by.


jessica

i akin the attitude you have to have to a sales technique i learned

" when you talkin on the phone theres always a sale...whether they sell you on an excuse or you sell them on what you want them to do or buy. are you going to let them sell you? or are you going to close the deal...

make it seem valuable..and act like its hard to get...human nature takes over after that.......

give a little...take alot....

AND WHEN SOMEONE DOESNT KNOW YOU, OR YOU ARE TALKING TO THEM ON THE PHONE...YOU CAN BE ANYONE YOU WANT"

The last bit is not a license to decieve...more like...if you have trouble iwth it...act like your F***in James Bond. Get the posture, the slow but witty responses, slow deliberate movements. After you act like him enough...you can glean from the personality what you need to become more successful in picking up women or closing the deal. It becomes a part of you. Its fun..and grows you as a person...gives another facet to your personality. is it you? hell ya it is. Just take what you need from the personality and add it to your own...then it becomes you..

dont treat it like a mask that you can put on when you go out or when you ONLY talk to women...that will screw you up emotionally, not to mention when they get to know you they will go WTF? you were not this pussified when i first met you.. make it a game...revel in the success's you have with it and mold it to fit you.

You have way too much time on your hands

Haha I agree! Dude Blades....Pink Snapper Island????

Now that's funny I don't care who you are.

Not much gets by Aunty....LMAO

This thread is cracking me up! Maybe you should start your own info-mercial: "Merg's Secrets to Getting Laid". You could make some $$$.

More like "Mergs guide to non-chafing hand lubricants" hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

The internet dating scene is so polarized. Guys like the Merg are out there carving notches in the headboards of their bed while good women become more narrowminded in their search for men as a result. It's a rediculous medium for a precieved intent, and perceptions vary. Give me the choice between hot sex with 10 beautiful women, each in a one night stand situation and hot sex with one beautiful woman that I have feelings for and I'll take the later in a heartbeat, because sex is best with someone who you care about. That's not to say that marriage is a good idea. True friends do not need a contract.

OMG--he's flipped again

Dr. Sol and Mr. Hyde!

No Sh*t!! Amazing.

Intimacy without emotion is shallow, I've always maintained that opinion. You assume too much, Bucket.