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#394404 - 12/08/07 01:27 PM I must VENT
Sol Offline
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Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
I'm so fuc%in pissed off right now I could kill people. I have never allowed my wife or kids to have a dog because they are nothing but a paaaain in the ass. Dog [censored] in the yard and on your shoes, barking, etc. I'm an opressive asshole because of it, too. So what does my wife do while I no longer live in the house that I'm still paying my half of a $2,200/month morgage while I live in a fuc%ing basement elsewhere? She buys a dog. I have been and still am in the process of remodeling the house so we can get it listed for sale, split the equity and part ways, which has included trimming out the entire house with brand new mill work.

I came over today to work, and this piece of shi% dog has chewed up my new molding and plinth blocks at the base of several doors in the house and I'm not even done with it everywhere yet. One bad decision after the next is what I've lived with being married to this woman and I want her out of my life so bad this just drives it home even worse. She says, "she's sorry and she'll fix it, but she can't get rid of the dog." My ass. Just like she "couldn't get rid of the damn parriot," which is now gone BTW. It drove me nuts but it didn't bother her until I wasn't around for it to annoy anymore so she got rid of it after I left.

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#394407 - 12/08/07 01:41 PM Re: I must VENT [Re: Sol]
Irie Offline
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Registered: 11/26/06
Posts: 4317
Loc: South Sound
If you really want to get rid of your problem, I have a couple of burlap sacks, some duct tape, and an old anchor I don't need anymore. You can use them if you want.

I don't know how you'll get rid of that dog though.

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#394418 - 12/08/07 02:17 PM Re: I must VENT [Re: Irie]
Todd Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
Talk to your lawyer...she can't be doing things that devalue your mutual assets...dog will be gone.

FIsh on...

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#394419 - 12/08/07 02:17 PM Re: I must VENT [Re: Irie]
Knucklebustersonly Offline
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Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 2527
Loc: WA
 Originally Posted By: Irie
If you really want to get rid of your problem, I have a couple of burlap sacks, some duct tape, and an old anchor I don't need anymore. You can use them if you want.

I don't know how you'll get rid of that dog though.


HAHAHAHAHHAHAAh

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#394422 - 12/08/07 02:37 PM Re: I must VENT [Re: Irie]
fish4brains Offline
Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah

Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 6207
Loc: zipper
 Originally Posted By: Irie
I don't know how you'll get rid of that dog though.


Leave the door open.
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#394423 - 12/08/07 02:43 PM Re: I must VENT [Re: fish4brains]
seastrike Offline
Hey Man....It's cool...

Registered: 08/18/02
Posts: 4242
Loc: seattle
Curb your anger problem dude.
By the way...what kind of dog? I might know somebody interested in coming and liberating it from that PETA shelter that used to be your place.
If it's a huntin kinda dog I can be on the next ferry. Just let me know when they are out!

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#394428 - 12/08/07 03:46 PM Re: I must VENT [Re: seastrike]
VHawk. Offline
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Registered: 08/26/04
Posts: 2744
 Originally Posted By: seastrike
Curb your anger problem dude.



Did Dave just write that? The same guy who kept asking "Who wants to fight me?" Thats kinda funny. The dog eating the molding isn't funny though.

By the way, I had a red headed amazon parrot once. It was delicious.

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#394430 - 12/08/07 03:48 PM Re: I must VENT [Re: seastrike]
Jason Y Offline
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Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 1309
Loc: Poulsbo
Dude,
I got the call this morning, your wife and kids showed up at our place at 8:30 with the "new labrapoodle" I figured you were spinning.
Sorry
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#394434 - 12/08/07 04:02 PM Re: I must VENT [Re: Jason Y]
seastrike Offline
Hey Man....It's cool...

Registered: 08/18/02
Posts: 4242
Loc: seattle
Labrapoodle....never mind. Good luck.

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#394448 - 12/08/07 05:48 PM Re: I must VENT [Re: Todd]
Bucket/Good Sport Offline
Kitsap's Crankiest Contractor

Registered: 11/24/03
Posts: 2268
Loc: Poulsbo
 Originally Posted By: Todd
Talk to your lawyer...she can't be doing things that devalue your mutual assets...dog will be gone.

FIsh on...

Todd


I think maybe keepin your cool might be in your best interest. Drivin a NEW truck and all.
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#394450 - 12/08/07 06:06 PM Re: I must VENT [Re: Bucket/Good Sport]
larryb Offline
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Registered: 03/05/01
Posts: 2314
Loc: elma washington
i would keep track of all the added cost from the dog with pictures of the damage and take it out of her half when you sell.
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#394460 - 12/08/07 07:44 PM Re: I must VENT [Re: Bucket/Good Sport]
Jason Y Offline
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Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 1309
Loc: Poulsbo
Having met the dog, I am thinking this post should have a poll, How long will it last. It a nice dog, but its 8 months old not crate trained.

I am thinking, about Wednesday it will be gone
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#394492 - 12/08/07 11:02 PM Re: I must VENT [Re: Jason Y]
Mingo Offline
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Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 1474
Loc: Kona, Hawaii
Borrow a pitbull. Bring it over to "play" with the dog when nobody is home.

My best bud's ex of 17 years made it her life's mission to make his life as miserable as possible when they divorced. She made sure her butt grew to about 4 axehandles across to keep men away so she could devote all her time to farkin' with his mind ..................through the kids, through lawyers, through attempts to get his girlfriend's income listed as "family assets" so she could grab a chunk for herself via fatter child support......he's still dealing with this [censored] to this day.

Hope your parting with her goes smoother than my bud's "D" went Tim............life is too short to be tortured endlessly .
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#394507 - 12/09/07 12:20 AM Re: I must VENT [Re: Mingo]
Satan Offline
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Registered: 08/22/06
Posts: 1821
Loc: Around the way
Ozzy Osbourne once shot 17 of their cats back in the 80's in a drug addled rage. Not that you should do that,but it's funny as hell.

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#394546 - 12/09/07 11:15 AM Re: I must VENT [Re: ]
eddie Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 2384
Loc: Valencia, Negros Oriental, Phi...
AA - Kind of like Joe Blow and his "funny" lug nuts epsiode, I must admit that I find nothing funny at all about shooting 17 domesticated cats.
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#394553 - 12/09/07 11:49 AM Re: I must VENT [Re: eddie]
fish4brains Offline
Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah

Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 6207
Loc: zipper
No funnier than killing a legal caught native steelhead.
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#394576 - 12/09/07 01:30 PM Re: I must VENT [Re: ]
donno Offline
The Cool kid

Registered: 06/03/03
Posts: 518
Loc: baker prairie
 Originally Posted By: AuntyM
 Originally Posted By: Mingo
Borrow a pitbull. Bring it over to "play" with the dog when nobody is home.

My best bud's ex of 17 years made it her life's mission to make his life as miserable as possible when they divorced. She made sure her butt grew to about 4 axehandles across to keep men away so she could devote all her time to farkin' with his mind ..................through the kids, through lawyers, through attempts to get his girlfriend's income listed as "family assets" so she could grab a chunk for herself via fatter child support......he's still dealing with this [censored] to this day.

Hope your parting with her goes smoother than my bud's "D" went Tim............life is too short to be tortured endlessly .


Millions more like her out there too, making our gender look bad.


There needs to be a way to tell when a woman is a rabid fire breathing psychotic b**** from the snake pits of hell. Only if they had an adipose clipped, or a tattoo across the forhead stating as much. I'm glad I've never had to live some of the stories I've heard or read.

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#394588 - 12/09/07 02:26 PM Re: I must VENT [Re: donno]
Bustinbig Offline
Spawner

Registered: 10/08/03
Posts: 491
Loc: silverdale
I must have gotten lucky with my ex wife. our divorce went pretty well and were still friends.(knock on wood). like i told here it's not about you or i. it's about our 2 children. you have to let the little shiat go and move on.

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#394599 - 12/09/07 03:39 PM Re: I must VENT [Re: Bucket/Good Sport]
laterun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1016
Loc: Napavine,Washington
Irie, that is some funny sh#t I don't care who you are. Sounds like a good offer.

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#394618 - 12/09/07 06:58 PM Re: I must VENT [Re: laterun]
Magicfly Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 3359
Loc: Pasco Bulldog country
A guy at work told me, after you get done kissing her @ss through the divorces. The best revenge he knows of is marrying a 20 year old Philipino girl. Guaranteed.

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