You get this in the mail.
I didn't ask what J would do and I didn't ask what Kid Sauk would do....unless it's Kid answering for himself.

Your telling me you got this picture sent to you, and you don't know the girl, or recognize the room...

Mf

WE must hear more about this.

NOW DAMIT.......

Damn you AuntyM.....Why do you always have to be the voice of reason and bring me down????

Hey BD Aunty is barking up the wrong tree.

...looks like a ladyboy, i'd run but you probably still went for it.

I think that once I stopped looking at her tits I'd notice that the "red velvet and hearts" decor is weird...weird enough to scare me away.

Fish on...

Todd

You guys are slow. Todd is close but check out the pillow display. Run Forest run!

Nah, that's just chick stuff with all those pillows. I guarantee that she'd be a lot more horrified when met "Brent" in seastrike's stairway than you'd be at the sight of a bunch of pillows. Besides, pillows are tools of the trade, bro.........shove her face in one of those pillows when the "OH, GOD! OH, GOD!" gets loud enough to wake the neighbors........or you can really get the neighbors going and just take her in the backyard and be ready when she tells you she's the best damn throat ^%&$#^*& you've ever had!

BTW please tell her that she needs to show me her underwear since I let you peep that chick with me last time.

Kid, Is that David Lee Roth in your avatar?

"Todd is close but check out the pillow display."

What, you got a problem with stuffed animals? Don't like Winnie the Pooh?

Fish on...

Todd

Weird...

Photo, and post.

Dave, when are you going to figure out the internet is a dangerous place

The pillows are there for a reason, concealment for the power tools.

Saving the best for last. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbsBJmx-m2s

I would hit that! She kinda looks like my sister in law used to look in her younger years. Petite with platinum blonde hair and blue eyes.

No headboard to tie you up to with the pantyhose hanging over the mirror.

I recognize that shemale from Trannys and grannys 7...careful

[censored] hell I'd [censored] the living [censored] out of her,

She may make you bite those pillows D. Thars a Hitatchi under them thar pillars.-T

You guys are slow. Todd is close but check out the pillow display. Run Forest run!


the little doggie is haven a great time

Austin Powers would say, "She's a MAN, baby!"

I wonder what that room would look like under a blue light?

I'd say stay the hell away from full grown women with teddybears. Especially the disney ones. Unless you want her to turn your place into a fuc*in' giftshop.

Also stay away from chicks with a bunch of [censored] hanging off their rear view mirrors.

And finally----->Do not open strange unsolicited Emails with attachments!!!!!<----

I don't actually think that is necessarily a man.

I'd say she's Russian though... the stuffed animals, pillows, pink frames, and weird smile.

Hey, I recognize that Parisan whorehouse! You'd think they would have changed the wallpaper by now! The gals aren't French however. Belgian, Russian, Algerian, etc.

WTF Dave, you going the mail order route now??

I would run like hell, she looks possesed and the room is scary as hell!!

You two look related....is that your sister?

You've sunk to a new low, my friend....

Fixed that for you, Kev.

No answer yet to the mystery?

Check out the very narrow curtain behind her/him/it. What's up with that?

I'd turn her out and make some $$$

I don't know, maybe a window...
In Russia all rooms have windows, even velvet rooms...

Not that I've ever been in one, but that sure looks like a whorehouse guest room.

A 3 foot wide by 6 foot high window in the corner. You guys must live in a barn and if you don't, maybe you should?

I would delete it quickly. I think you are all looking at this wrong. She is not dressed like a hooker, rather kind of casual with a wicked smile. With the high ceilings like that, that is no ordinary room. My guess is that it is an advertisement for a themed bed and breakfast. While spending the weekend away with the wife isn't bad, doing it in a teddy bear and heart themed room seems a little scary, unless, of course, it is in Forks or somewhere off the beaten track on Vancouver Island. I might make it through it then.

Now that's funny.....stain snooper

Isn't it a black light?

It might be the one time I'd encourage a friend to give 'er a test run before I make my move...

Hit it once Dave, then quit it. The crazy ones are always worth at least one roll. Let me live vicariously through you.