If you opened this thread you just might be queer.

if you started it you're definately queer

Naw, I've got a good squaw at home, I've got my medicine right, and she swallows it like a good girl.

31 look sees so far.

51 now.

if my cock was that big i would put a leash on it too. lol

I figured it would be a pic of some mega-hawg BUCK steelhead that SOL finally caught this winter ( he said his interests have been elsewhere lately ).

Europeans properly call a male salmon a cock and a female salmon a hen.

In contrast, Canadians refer to them as bucks and does.

Confused 'mericans simply compromise and call 'em bucks and hens. When I first learned these labels as a kid, I thought both names were kind of stupid since nobody is talking about deer or birds.

wow

Snowboarding spells a winter steelhead fisherman's demise.

What's with the propeller painted on the shed. Are they trying to say that radiation will make your cock grow?

Been had again, nice job Sol, sure gettin lots of hits. Here is a modern corki for you.

Can you imagine the after diner conversation?

"That sure was a delicious cock."

My cock is bigger than yours.

Words to be never spoken out of a guys mouth

Hi this is Sherry...The female version of Sol or the woman attatched to his side:)....I can assure you he doesn't disapoint a girl! I am 32, Sol is 42 and I've never in my life had a man rock my world sexually the way he does. He handles his business and then some....so much so, that I am not walking straight this morning!

uhhhh

She meets me at the door when I get home from work in clear hooker high-heel stilletos and sexy lingerie. How cool is that?

I'm waiting for someone to post that picture of merg in the bikini

Lets try to stay on topic and talk about big cocks here. With that said, talking about Tim is wayy off topic...

Sherry....do you want to field this one???

The point is...You don't disapoint a girl:) So, my next comment is...You older guys are really taking care of yourself and looking sexy!!! Sol, is about the sexiest man over 40 I've ever seen. He is in the best physical shape and his abs and arms turn me on!

But what about my cock size??? Tell the truth, now.

When I first met Sol, he told me how large his part was. I thought to myself ...Whatever! he is just another guy bragging about his size!!! I can attest that he is larger than normal. It's almost scary!..HA-Ha!

If that doesn't give me legendary status on the board, nothing will.

Sol, is about the sexiest man over 40 I've ever seen. He is in the best physical shape and his abs and arms turn me on!



this thread is going nowhere fast...sol post up a pic of your bulging biceps and 6 pack abs buddy, i havent puked yet today and might as well as that breakfast burrito was really bad...cheers

This is pathetic.

Since were on topic here, Blades how big was Abu's tool when you two hooked up on the Skagit this spring?

ZzINg

+1

Just keep masterbating to gay porn, kid, you'll meet the man of your dreams someday.

As long as Sol doesn't post anything that looks like that pantsless BigStick photo that keeps recurring - oh wait, there's no cock of any kind in that photo

TMI, I mean Tim, please make it stop.

You'll always be taking a backseat to Rico.

Ouch.

another zzing

good one dude, you got your "friends" snickering behind your back.

ok, little grasshoppers. I have to get back to work and get up to the classroom. Kids are running crazy!! Until next time......P.S. I love you, Sweetheart

little grasshoppers? wtf this isn't russia

I read about school teachers

High school rules!!!!

BigSol!

(He's gonna kill me now!)

thank you Parker, I knew someone would "make it happen"...

this is like a horrible car wreck - you just can't look away

This thread is retarded.

Fish on...

Todd

I'm still not impressed, though.

Looks like you're smuggling a roll of dimes. :>)

Somethings fishy here.

That follows from JerryGarcia's bucket list thread - "never waste a hard on."

It's your fingers. Tell your woman to take a bath before you molest her next time.

sounds like recent personal experience talking there!

Having a girlfirend on the board is a bit of a double-edged sword. It's all cool now, but if she decides I'm an asshole someday down the road she could burn me BAD.

How smart is Your Right Foot?

Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............ This will
boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if
you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.

1. WITHOUT anyone watching you and while sitting where you are at your
Desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and
Make clockwise Circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your
unit. Your foot will change direction.

I told you Sol !!! And there's nothing you can do about it!

You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you
are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

lmao...theres a old school F4B post, i want a grilled cheese and hammy please

I call it my "Roid Rage".

2" of pure ROID STEEL!!!!

SOOOOO laughing.

F4B, thats some good shiat there...sols shlong is so long he could probably draw the number "6" with his tool instead of his hand...cheers

That's FUC%ED UP, dude.

I'm going to go home tonight and try it after I get stoned.

no, no - he can tie it into a figure of the number six....and still have some BigStick left over

this thread will never end.........

I love it when your active brain kicks your butt.

I bet Blades could do it.

I just got back from lunch and fully expected this thread to be sponsored by Enzyte or Cialis... c'mon people!

I quit molesting her 3 years ago----- price was too high.

Gotta love the rebound after the big "D" Been there done her.

[P.S. I love you, Sweetheart[/quote]

Hmmm. You haven't told her that you love her too yet??? Come on out w/ it!

Just giving you grief

She's not a rebound, dude. I sorted through close to a dozen chicks after splitting the sheets with my ex. Sherry is the girl of my dreams, bro. Talk smack about her and you'll be dealing with ME!

Nah... I'm thinking it's reached an all time low around these parts with this one.

Sorry Sherry, more ways then one :>)

I can assure you I'm no rebound...With no disrespect, he went from cob web's to cotton candy!

omg..the pink c.c I suppose.

this thread was really funny, now I'm losing all hope....

Yup...the pink cotton candy!:) gotta get back to work now!

You gotta bet that someone at sherry's school is reading this right now in the computer lab

LMAO......

Sol your sig line is making my stomache hurt.

Watching the demise of my favorite pastime has made my stomach hurt for years, bud. It's almost painfull for me to go fishing for winter steelhead anymore when I remember how it used to be.

Hey Sol, you're gonna' have a season-long chance to put your old Spey rod back in action next winter. No sink tips tho, huh?

So I'm confused. Is Sherry Sol's left hand or right hand?

now that's what I'm talkin' bout here. That boy and his little white candle ain't no big thing that's for sure.

I heard about school teachers too:
http://www.coedmagazine.com/news/6069

And you can do that "draw a 6" thing and win every time if you draw it backwards. I'm just sayin.

A blonde executive was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt field. She drove over to her and said, "It's idiots like you that give blondes a bad name, and if I could swim I would come over there and kick your ass!"

BEEP!!!

Someone from Bremerton?

Bremelo

Looks like those crunches are paying off



Puleeeze!!!! Seriously gross

"She meets me at the door when I get home from work in clear hooker high-heel stilletos and sexy lingerie. How cool is that? "

Very cool as it sounds like she knows what kind of chum to use to catch what she's after. I think I just heard a reel zinging.......Does she know how to thumb the spool?
Just don't get foul hooked in the wrong place.

I missed most of this...i thought i was going to see a big Cock???
Geeeeezzze....c

Sol, wassup duuuude. I used that same pic for my avatar a while back. Don't you remember?

Really happy for you, man. Wish you and Sherry the best.



BTW
I'll bet you $100 an inch anytime if think you can hang

LMFAO Kid!

Hmmmmm.......sounds like a new twist on the SolFly tournament

You're being generous today.

Nice Aunty.

thats frickin hilarious

The true stoy is Sol went streaking in high school. It was the best thing he ever did. He found out who the virgins were and weren't. The one's that were screamed and the one's that weren't laughed like hell.