I'm not sure how to word it but I thought it might be interesting to see if it is just me or are there others who are tired of some well worn phrases?
The one I hear very often is people talking about some family member who is a computer guru/wizard. It seems to come from someone with very little knowledge of computers who has a son/daughter/brother etc. who is the next Bill Gates. Probably just being petty.

LOL

tool.

" At the end of the day "...

Dumb asses say that and think it makes them seem smart

B-RUN!!!!

WTF man, how the hell are ya?

Welcome home B-run!

Sg

". . . back in the day."

"Anywho" always kinda grated on my d-nerve.

The B-run is here! Dude, your reel caught a lot of kingers, just so ya know.

" Let's touch base" hate that one..

at the end of the day.. I'm doing good !! just like back in the day... anywho, seems like folks are doing fine around here. Some nice fish pics.. and that foot film on the scarecrows thread just tore me up... am I the only guy here that wondered what it would be like to have sex with that girl.. or have you all changed. Fun stuff

A couple my kids say get on my last nerve .. Hella good or Hella cool for example

Lets snuggle

tongue in V fingers wag?

How about " shows a sense of urgency " or " team player " screams leg rider to me.

I forget the exact saying saying Stam, but she came up with a real good one tonight. It went something like " are you and your a-hole friends ever going to grow up and when are you going to mow the yard already and get the sprinklers turned on and fold some laundry or take me someplace nice " there was lots more but it was hard to hear as I was retreating to the garage

How about refering to brakes as "binders?" Love that.

Git-er-done?

Catch you on the flip side

Over and out?

How about being so busy and only having one leg?

Certainly not a phrase but I am sick of Calvin peeing on stuff too.

I feel better

makes a MILF blush in the produce isle every single time

edumacating anything...

My professor says it no joke 15 times per hour...

no joke

Good to see you back Brent, we were all wondering what in the hell happened to you.

How about Oh MY GOD!

You're gay! No I'm not, you're gay!

BEEP! LOL! - actually, I still like those two...

Welcome back, Brent!

Welcome back B Run! You finally get paroled?

the real world

outside the box

green

environmentaly friendly

traditional methods

Oh yeah. Hey B-RUN how have ya been. Are you going to fish the "token" season?

totally

RFI

Well, with 10 feet of snow in the hills I suspect the Salmon river will top 100,000 CFS and the Clearwater will blow up as well doing the token season.

On the other hand, our trusty bar fly shuttle driver in White bird ( AKA Bridge Critter... you know, probably lives under a bridge because he got kicked out of his camp trailer ) has already been asking bar tender Rick to front him the beers that we would surely buy him later.. so its that time of year.

+1 for "tool"

B Run it's been pretty quiet around here. Tell us a story.

Hey, Brent...welcome back

I try to avoid the "overused saying" syndrome by mainly just making up words and phrases right on the spot, repeatedly.

If you can't figger it out by the context, then you probably wouldn't understand it if I explained it to you, anyway!

Like the word chingdow. An overused word by friend with just a half brain left. He uses chingdow to describe something he can't remember the name of. His context is still good enough that I can understand, but anybody else around us has no friggin idea what he is talking about.

SPLANE YOURSELF PLZ

Anytime you hear the word "empowerment" you know you're in trouble.

Who was the marketing genious who came up with pro-active? Made many companys spend millions.

"Pre-owned vehicle" - we all now it's a piece of sh1t beater Mr. Salesman!

"Step up to the plate"

"Disenfranchised"

"Unpatriotic"

" It is what it is" No shiat !

Well...it is.

I'm guessing I'm supposed to be the "blue smilie" dude?

Oh, well...you know what they say...


















































It is what it is.

You've been drinking....you're slurrrrrying your words.

License, Registration and proof of insurance, Sir.

My wife said no.

Sounds great, but I gotta work.

Nice fish, wish I was there.

Communication issues.

Compensatory measures.

He's flossing.

Cookie cutter's, or brats.

If there is such a thing as a native fish.



Some of my favorite saying's...Side bar, Fuk, Up the Irons and GO COUGS!

Mf

I don`t fish much work gets in the way.
So a few from the daily grind....
Waiting a few days for the wrong special ordered part. When the right part was on the shelf all the time.

Can I hold the light for you?

What`s the damage?

No, I gotta go to work.

Bubble fishery

barbless
release all chinook.

Hey B-Run Welcome back

"critical".....damn word is used to describe everything....it's reached the point where it means zip

Kinda like " Hero " A guy finds an umbrella on a bus and suddenly he's a hero.

i can think of a bunch of fishing related ones that make me want to cause bodily harm to others:

chumlord(who the F%&# came up with that one?)
brat
kinger
one saying they want to "hit up" a certain a certain spot
"spoon-fed"
"float" fishing(i can only wait until the purists find another more "correct" term for "jig")

"infrastructure"

"carbon footprint" or "carbon friendly"

What really pisses me off? When people pronounce the store name "Safeway" as "Safesways", as in "I'm going to Safesways to get some condoms so I don't have any more dumb kids."

rippin lips
flossing
bling

Anyone sick of "Git 'er Done" yet?

how about "dialed" used incorrectly

good- he's dialed in on that river.

bad- that river is dialed.

Is WTF still cool to say?

Is cool still cool to say?

Sh!t. Just when I think I have all the cool words figured out, some sh!tbird shows up and tells me my sayings are worn out.

F it. I'll decide when something's worn out. I plan on saying 'groovy' before the day is over.

Probably the same idiots that call Hood canal, Hoods canal. I have yet to see a road map, nautical chart or road sign that says "Hoods canal".

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"that's what I'm talking about" is getting pretty worn out, admit it, you really weren't talking about it.

Having worked on a charter boat full time for 7 years I have heard some dandies but the two that makes my blood boil is "well the fish stopped biting so its time to get the dynamite out" or "when are you going to put the good lures on". Everybody on the boat proceeds to laugh, and I sit there trying to hold back the vomit.

YES..

"He works at Boeings"

"Really? He works at Boeing's .......what? Everett Plant?" (I get a blank stare)

"My wife got it at Nordstroms"

"Really? she bought it at Nordstrom's.....what? Rack?" (blank stare)

100 year storm.

Every time I hear this it makes me blood boil. Last time I checked we live in the PNW so when is the weather ever consistent around here.

are you kidding me

Out of the Loop

Things happen for a reason.

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot Day!
Theodor Roosevelt

Pullin your chain

"FUKM and take their water."

Oh wait, I never get tired of saying that. Never mind.

The other saying I can't stop using is:

"Swoongen-Cocksucker!"

(HBO's Deadwood series)

REALLY?

"I can't believe you said that." I hear that one at home alot.

LOL! Thats some funny stuff Jerry.

Totally hosed

Root cause

Blame shifter

"What! You're done already!".

Or maybe that's just at my house.

Should have been here yesterday

banged a couple silvers

kinger is in my top 3 and I don't know what the other 2 are yet

"Where the rubber meets the road"

Thats where you want to dot your I's and cross your T's
and, buckle down.. with your nose to the grind stone

" That one will cut nice"

Make no mistake.
It is what it is.
Skill set.
Diversity.
Expresso (I don't even drink the damned things but I know there's no x in the spelling.)
Emergency rule change.
Not looking for anyone's honey holes.
They're good if ya smoke 'em.

" We cooned em "

How about-

Does that sound fair?

I used to have a boss that used that everytime he dictated some nonsense he knew would piss me off.

How about "That's why you get paid the big bucks".

Here's your sign

At dinner, or sometimes there about your Significant Other hints that you might be getting some that night. Then right after you get the kids to bed, your mind turns to the task at hand. She yawns:

"WOW, I AM REALLY TIRED. . . "

Then your task at hand, turns into a task at hand. :beatmeat:

WARshington
acrost the ferry
it's chum for the fish (said multiple times about puking every time you go on a charter)

Coug'd It.

That saying will NEVER EVER be worn out.

As long as there is a WSU, there WILL be a "Coug'd it".

I knew that would bring out a Husky response!

Yeah that really chaps my ass too.

Zipper lip Who funkn cares and I like sayings like Far out right on out a state

nate

"Book 'em, Danno"
"That's why I have the big office, Danno"

I had a supervisor that said the above several times a day, typically when it didn't really fit.

BigStick

Been kind of quiet here and the "other" board for a while, about time for him to make another brief appearance.

"Dude"

Blades is gay................

NOT

" Whack em and stack em "

"value added"

Good Times

Old School

Pretty Hen (Guys don't say pretty)

None of your bees wax!

Tax and Spend. When did any politico ever tax and save?

neo con..
right wing whack job
knuckle dragger
thread killer
merg
blades
United Nations
military intelligence
Dane Cook
Will Farrrell
Brittany Spears
Paris Hilton
Rush Limbaugh
Louis Farrakan etc.....

"groceries"

i go to the store for those, i catch "fish" in the river

Storm Watch...pick any year!

that one gets under my skin a lot too.

You hit the nail on the head

It all pays the same
Get it?
You good?
Catbox!
Need anything from the shop?
Safety Pays

A line I hate hate to hear from the guys at work

"Can you come look at something?"

pinpoint severe weather center

Global Warming......as I shovel it in April.

"Man opera"

I was listening to some old heavy metal (Iron Maiden) when my wife came home from work. "Oh, you're listening to man opera." I nearly wet myself laughing, but it's not so funny now.

cash money (no $hit)

One fish or two fish

"The next 6 months in Iraq are critical to our success".

Save "OUR" Sonics!

Like the team "belongs " to the fans.

how about straight up old people who don't understand what they are talking about

Hmmm, you must be channeling "the merg"