These are some of the GOP codewords I've cracked. Feel free to add some more.

Translations:

Democrat= N*gger

Elitist= Uppity n*gger

Feminist= Bull dyke

Liberal= F*ggot

Secular Humanist= Informed citizen who can read and doesn't vote the way their preacher tells them to.

Gun Grabber= Commie F*ggot

Tree Hugger= Commie F*ggot Jewish Dyke

Liberal Media= Anything we disagree with or got caught doing that the public became aware of.

Maverick= devoted follower of party dogma we want to pass off as an independent thinker.

Independent thinker= *See Commie F*ggot/Secular Humanist

Public Education= Source of secular humanism and independent thought (see above)

Faith Based= Tax dollars for churches

Communism= Trade Unions

Privatization= Tax dollars for Multinational Conglomerates

Terrorism= Whatever we say it is.

Pro-business= anti-employee

Traditional Values= Google "Warren Jeffs."

There, fixed it fer ya....

http://www.akdart.com/libspeak.html

there i fixed it for ya

My favorite gems in this one:

"(Native Hawaiians are native Americans, but they're never called "Native Americans".)"

Hmm, Hawaii is connected by land to the americas, thereby making Hawiians native americans......



"discrimination against whites"

So that's why you never see white people picking lettuce.....



"foreign-born" population"

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Governor of California


"religious objections to homosexuality,
religious objections to abortion"

Separation of church and state, guaranteed by our beloved constitution.

WWJH? Who Would Jesus Hate? I'm just asking....

Fixed it for ya

Mike,
You work the California/Seattle connection to perfection.
(Hotbeds of liberalism)
No doubt had something to do with being put forth as "PP Rookie Of The Year".

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WWJH? Who Would Jesus Hate? I'm just asking.... [/quote]


Answer

To quote old uncle Sol....

"Same people as the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy."

A good liberal's wit is only outdone by his arrogance...

But not the arrogance...

They get it from that book they read.."The Audacity of Arrogance"

That left a mark......

A dictionary.

Oh I get it ..they had to read the dictionary BEFORE they could read "The Audacity of Arrogance"

Sure, that's it, Einstein.

Arrogance is being sure you're right MOST of the time...... and mistaking it for intelligence.. "blind squirrel theory" with a vengeance...

This example doesn't work since it implies being right at least once.

There , fixed it for ya!

I really have a hard time taking what either "side" says about anything seriously after reading all the personal crap!

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I'm not working the hotbeds of liberalism - I'm just pointing out that that table of spew had some very ignorant diatribes. I'm more interested in finding the truth - that's why I practice my lead tagline everyday - "don't believe everything that you think".

I am not afraid of being wrong about anything, nor should anybody else, it's called learning. If you notice, I never make any of my stuff personal as there is no need for that. I choose to be amused by all of this and try to encourage thought, reflection and/or discussion.

So, none of what I wrote was a shot at you. As far as the PP rookie award, I know that sex sells!!! I suspect we all like women in bikinis almost as much as fishing.

Amen. My bast friend is 180 degrees away from me on politics. We exchange emails evey day arguing for our position/cantidate. I doubt we will change each other minds but we can be civil while disagreeing. Too bad McCain and Obama and their thinly disguised henchmen can't do the same. In this time of crisis wouldn't it be great if they declared a personal truce and promised to only discuss their plans for America?