#456887 - 10/01/08 01:25 PM
I need a beer connection - Deschutes Abyss
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The Chosen One
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I need to find someone with a good beer connection to help me out.
I want to get on someone's "short list" for the upcoming November release of the Deschutes Abyss.
It's damn near impossible to find any here in Seattle - even on the damn day that it's supposedly released.
IE, if you're at BottleWorks the second it opens on the day Abyss is out, the store is already "sold out".
Not like I want a couple of cases of the stuff (although that would kick ass), I'd just like to get a single case of the stuff.
Anyone help me out? Personal favor?
To those that know Abyss, you know what I'm talking about.
Feel free to PM or email me to keep it on the low-down, etc.
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#456889 - 10/01/08 01:34 PM
Re: I need a beer connection - Deschutes Abyss
[Re: The Moderator]
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Here is what the Brewery had to say about it:
Pours dark coffee color to black with loads of dense tan head. Sticky lacing on the glass when the head finally recedes.
Aroma is almost smoky, with hints of chocolate, a nuttiness similar to hazelnut, butterscotch or toffee.
Taste of bitter chocolate followed with a roasty flavor, nuts, vanilla, some residual sweetness and a little oak in the finish.
Mouthfeel is creamy and rich, with decent levels of carbonation to break up such a big brew. Finish is both sweet and bitter.
Great beer. This was our last bottle of about 8 or so we tried over the last 10 months or so. We've also had the pleasure of having this on tap. Terrific stuff.
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Damn...I'm not a beer drinker (or drinker, period) but that stuff sounds tasty!
ISO
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#456895 - 10/01/08 01:51 PM
Re: I need a beer connection - Deschutes Abyss
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The Chosen One
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Sounds to me Parker needs to take a lil drive to Bend, Or. Ouch. I'd rather not have to....especially with NO guarantee that they would have any. The stuff sells out in seconds....if you're lucky to find it. I *AM* willing to drive to Yakima or Ellenburger, though. Gotta be *some* way for me to score a case of Abyss. Come on, someone needs this Imperial Stout drinker out!
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#456896 - 10/01/08 01:54 PM
Re: I need a beer connection - Deschutes Abyss
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The Tide changed
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http://cgi.ebay.com/22oz-Unopened-Bottle...8QQcmdZViewItemThere ya go Parker. You Can have one bottle for the mere price of $33.00...yikes!
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#456898 - 10/01/08 01:59 PM
Re: I need a beer connection - Deschutes Abyss
[Re: Sky-Guy]
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The Chosen One
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No thanks.
Not going to get raped over beer.
I'll pay retail prices, but that's it.
Besides, I want a case of the upcoming Nov 2008 released beer.
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#456967 - 10/01/08 06:55 PM
Re: I need a beer connection - Deschutes Abyss
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MPD
Registered: 01/02/08
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Loc: Santa Rosa, CA
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How does Abyss compare to Obsidian stout? I've gotten out of touch with all the microbrews out there.
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#456971 - 10/01/08 07:02 PM
Re: I need a beer connection - Deschutes Abyss
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The Chosen One
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Update: I purchased a case of the 2007 Abyss and hopefully will get a case of the 2008. Unfortunately, it's all down close the source. Ie, it's sitting in Bend, Or. Any PP members heading down that way and want to make a beer delivery run for me, holler my way! All I gotta do is get it up to Stlhdr1's house in Vancouver, and I'm golden! Mikespike - Abyss is an Imperial Stout. It's a meal, not a beer. IIf you even remotely enjoy Obsidian, you will flat out lose it over Abyss. Nothing compares. If I were going to be executed tonight, my last meal request would be a bottle of Abyss. Irie - I hear ya. I need to go to the Deschutes Brewery and pay my proper respects and homage.
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#456973 - 10/01/08 07:11 PM
Re: I need a beer connection - Deschutes Abyss
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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Abyss is an Imperial Stout. It's a meal, not a beer Grab a Bud a shove a hamburger in it. Holy sh!t.............it's like beer has been turned into wine on this thread. We're not going to be discussing earthy overtones are we?
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#456993 - 10/01/08 07:35 PM
Re: I need a beer connection - Deschutes Abyss
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Kitsap's Crankiest Contractor
Registered: 11/24/03
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Abyss is an Imperial Stout. It's a meal, not a beer Grab a Bud a shove a hamburger in it. Holy sh!t.............it's like beer has been turned into wine on this thread. We're not going to be discussing earthy overtones are we? Since you brought it up--I had a 91 Leonetti the other night that was AWSOME!
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#457026 - 10/01/08 10:43 PM
Re: I need a beer connection - Deschutes Abyss
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River Nutrients
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Grab a Bud a shove a hamburger in it... ...and still all you'll taste is hamburger.
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#457116 - 10/02/08 10:43 AM
Re: I need a beer connection - Deschutes Abyss
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Kitsap's Crankiest Contractor
Registered: 11/24/03
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Loc: Poulsbo
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............and I never got a call from you ?
SORRY KK---next time!
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#457130 - 10/02/08 11:26 AM
Re: I need a beer connection - Deschutes Abyss
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 09/07/05
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"Since you brought it up--I had a 91 Leonetti the other night that was AWSOME!"
The Merlot? Well Bucket, everytime I try to conjure up a visual of you with a delicate glass sipping on a fine wine in your meat hooks, it turns in a can of animal beer. Not that there is anything wrong with animal beer.
Maybe Tom at CM can get us some Abyss to sample.
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#457162 - 10/02/08 12:56 PM
Re: I need a beer connection - Deschutes Abyss
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The Chosen One
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Loc: Tuleville
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it's pretty sad that no one thought that maybe brewer might know something about this. tsk tsk tsk. hmmmmm? so i aint going to say nothin!!! parker did you get your curado yet? I was HOPING the Brewer would PM me and hook me up..... Yeah, got the Curado. It's missing a part, though.
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#457307 - 10/02/08 06:55 PM
Re: I need a beer connection - Deschutes Abyss
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Three Time Spawner
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Loc: Kitsap Peninsula
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Eat your hearts out! I've got my special order in with my local beer pusher. It will be here in about an month and half. Some may be up for trade, depending on how much I like the taste.
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