A buddy and I have been throwing around some funny and crass names lately. Anybody want to join in? I'll start:

Rod Gozinia
Adolph Oliver Busch
Howie Feltersnatch
Dan Glinwang
Hugh Jorgan

I could go on and on. I must have nooooo life

Alpha Kenny Juan

Bette Wont

Fonda Peters
Kravin Moorhead

MeHoff, Jack

Mike Oxard

Oh and Heywood Jablomi

Richard Cranium

Barrak Obama

Dick Grippen (real name)!!!!

Rod Stiffner

Peter Glans

Dick Fister

Peter Puller

who gives a rat's azz about post counts?

Just figured you did, since you posted 5 in a row...

My bad, you must be slower than the rest of us. Sorry.

Hmmmm 5 more than you... so who's slow?

Mike Hunt.

Mybals Beitchin, Maximus Erectus, Hortance Minerva

Mike Ochenbalz

Nice work here guys! I love it. I'm LMAO How about...

Wilma Fingerdo

Harden Thicke

Peter Palmer

Real name here... Dix Brown

When I first got married I bought a mattress from a salesman names Mike Dickinsheets. No [censored].
When he gave us his card after we paid we laughed long and hard.

Nick Danger PI

Yep that's a realtor in Elma.

Phil McCracken

LOL!!! haven't heard that name in years....Far out, Catterwood!, just roll a couple of bombers and leave 'em on the side table.. Rocky Roccoco at your cervix!!

Another real name. My cousins ex father in law was named Gay Dinger.

Customer of mine had the name sharon kuntz. I pronounced it as koontz. She actaully corrected me and told me it was pronounced cunts. Even if that was the
correct pronunciation I am not going to correct anyone on it. I would pronounce it differentally if it were my name.

Jusgadun P. Huckin

Stu Padasso

Seems like I saw a blurb in STS about the Lickatwaat River

Dick Trickle (retired Nascar driver)
Dick Nose

Sum Dum Phuc - the name we called old Viet Namese men in country

Dr. Peter Gozinya - a name that a friend (RIP) used to leave me messages at work such as "The rabbit died. You better call the girl" or "The test came back positive. You need to start your penicillin shots right away.".

I didn't think these could get any better. These are FN great!

Some chic told me her favorite soup was cream of sumyungguy.

The lickatwaat had me rolling around! I can't stop with these. How about:

Layne Pipe and Ginger Clam.

When I worked at my in-laws store, where they sell hot tubs, a customer bought one and his name was Harry Butts. We all laughed about it. Funniest part was his spa had problems from the beginning until he finally got a replacement. He would call in constantly, and the phone girl would page over the speaker system for all to hear, "Service, line 1 for Harry Butts, Service line one for Harry Butts, it went on for weeks and we cracked up everytime like a bunch of middle school boys farting.

Harry Butts...line 4! Classic.

At a company I used to work for when I lived in Tucson Arizona they had name plates with initials and last name along with the title outside the offices of the supervisor, department heads etc. This guy was a department head. His name plate read "M.E. Dick Head"
I would tell people about it and they wouldn't believe me until I took them down by his office.
Bret

In high school some kids would mis-pronounce my last name as "massage-my-dick" (Mesojednik).

Harry Bollicker

Real name......Milo Harry Hole

Poppy hieman

Don't forget..........

Dr. E. Normus Johnson