After reading this forum, I have a question:

Is it true that liberals come from unprotected anal sex???

A Republican with an anal sex preoccupation.

Figures.

Go nail your boyfriend in the ass and see if a liberal pops out.

Wow...
A "conservative" from MT:

Just don't go giving your ranch hand the same foot and mouth disease you got from your sheep, am...and don't mouth kiss him.

...'member, yer mama allees toldja that's how ya get wit child.

What a jackass.

Fish on...

Todd

Here, fill this out and send it in to Sean Hannity so he can conduct the appropriate investigation into your sandy private parts...

Super.

My tame and legit post on the snagging rule is deleted over on the other board, yet this crap is all out in the open here.

Go figure.

I could hand out a pile of those Todd. I seem to be on a " hurtfulness" streak these days.

Too funny

Dan.

Dark Side

Dark Side it is.

No group hugs and unprotected liberal anal sex?

Nice.

I would have un protected anal sex with Ann Coulter. She is a liberal .. right ??

I was wondering when a zing was gonna show up. Back in grade school they taught us that conservatives were proof that cromagnons did indeed hump buffalos. Ok maybe not but that was a good ZINNNNNNGGGGGG!

FISH ON! Holy mackeral Sarah, we don't even have a 24 hour soak on this set and we got a whole skate full of bottom feeding, scum sucking nancy fish! Get that drum in gear and let's bring'em on board! Holy.....! Would you look at that one, Sarah! These 'uns oughter bring top dollar in the fertilizer market! They're all full of crap! What a haul! Let's do another set right here! We've found a mother lode of nancy fish!!!!!

I always get a kick out of people who primarily post on another site, then come here and their alter ego kicks in. Kind of like a little kid who gets in the cookie jar when his mom's out of the room. What's the matter Alan, bored over there?

Hey! I don't post on other sites but I was sooooo guilty of being ".....a little kid who gets in the cookie jar when his mom's out of the room."

You dirt road cowboys can play now.

In all seriousness, when I look at the posts here, I've found nothing but vitriol, viciousness, hatred, from those who profess that their creed is tolerance. Time for a tweakin'!

BTW, the only political money I've given this year has went to local Democratic candidates, who, quite simply, just happen to be better people than the Republican candidates they are running against.....

.......As conservatives, my wife and I contribute at least 10% of our income to charities that take care of folks that might be falling between the cracks of society. And that's a whole lot more money than Obama donated!

Yet all of these 'tolerant', 'broad minded' liberals here have a tough time with anything other than ad hominem attacks on anyone who diagrees with them......

Might have to make a habit of this though.....so many nancy fish, so little time.......

HMMMM...



Vitriol anyone?

Are you kidding? you just wasted space on this board by posting such an asinine, and incredibly vapid post? C'mon Alan, we see that you're from Montana, but that doesnt' mean that you need to further contribute to the stereotype that people from "middle America" are stupid, or otherwise ignorant. Seriously, do you even realize just what an idiot you sound like.... I dont even care that you've "given money" to democratic candidates, the fact that you would somehow equate liberal political views with homosexuality AND THEN think that your little joke was soooooooo funny that it warranted a posting on the web........ C'mon man, you're not actually this big a Jackass in real life, are you? You should be embarassed for yourself...... Not because you made a queer joke, but because you made such a STUPID queer joke. Alright, I'm done...... Why dont you try to take this opportunity to redeem yourself, and come back with some reference to ME being just another Sodomizing Liberal..... Let me guess, you are actually one of those people who think that Obama is an Arab and that the 9/11 attacks came from Iraq, aren't you?

So......

Did a liberal pop out, alan?

FISH ON, SARAH! Their still a comin'! We must be sittin' on a huge school of nancy fish! Man, they're waitin' just to jump in the boat! We might have to make a run back to town for more bait, and to off load these nancies! AW, FORGET THE BAIT....I just remembered, we don't need anymore bait when we have you on board, SARAH!

.

Really? Over 10%? Since the median annual household income in Montana is roughly $36K, you're giving over $3,600 each year to charity? Every year.

I don't mean to call you a liar or anything, but since the national average is slightly over 1% a year, your claim of exceeding that by over ten times is hard to take.

But if you are, good on ya.

If you're not--STFU.

He's probably Mormon...

Who do I send that "hurt feelings" report to?

I think you live in the same LaLa Land aas the rest of the RWWJ's.

You come on here and suffer from extreme diarrhea of the mouth and brain (what might be left of it), and then whine about being called the dickhead that you are acting like?

Did you even read your first post, dipshit?

Tolerance does not include tolerating haters and jackasses, of which you are both.

Fish on...

Todd

Gee Harley, try three times that, and I frequently get letters from the IRS demanding third party proof, since we contribute much more than the average for our income.....

Another intelligent post by a progressive, kinder, more tolerant liberal! FISH ON!

Solid hookset on a Todd nancyfish!

conservative or not, STFU

I'll be seeing Alan weekend after next. Obama will have been elected by then. Hope he is in a better mood.

I'm told in real liike he is an O.K guy.

Perhaps you might bring him a couple of inflatable sheep, that should make him feel better.

Goddamnned quote of the year folks. Luckily I'm a dick in real life

No but wasn't Brokeback Mountain in Montana?

Already reconciled to that. Life goes on, I'm going fishing, starting Tuesday. Just having too much fun here. Pretty funny, being able to get under a real liberals rather thin hide. Almost too easy, kinda like catching whitefish on Flathead Lake......gets kinda boring and cleaning all those fish is a real pain in the a$$.

Tool.

Liar.

Fixed the typo.

where's blades when he's needed? or blue jay?

Brokeback Mountain was based on the Alan & Big Stick story.

One from Avid's collection:

can't fool me.. that ones from your own private stash, hoh

Boring.

They still don't get it.

"Where do all these liberals come from??"

Every time a self described "conservative" opens his mouth he creates more liberals. If they'd learn to shut up maybe it would slow the tide.

Time for fresh bait:

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.'

That's a problem. Those are the liberal side of the swamp. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their electric cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh!t out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the sh!t out of a Liberal Politician, there's nothing left but an a$$hole and a briefcase. I only eat fat cats from the other side of the swamp. You need to bite into someone like Don Young or Ted Stevens........lot more substance!

Hey Alan, she says she knows you.

Zzzzing.

That's a pretty good one, Tom!

I would have given you kudos....lol

but on two boards...

Mf

Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware,
that includes California , Hawaii , Oregon , Washington , Minnesota ,
Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and the entire Northeast. We believe
this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the
people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly:
You get Texas , Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell
research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get
Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get
Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America 's venture
capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama . We get two-thirds of the
tax revenue; you get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian
Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy
families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo
California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all
our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask
your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to
their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show
pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you
success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not
willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent
of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and
lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh frui t, 95 percent of
America's quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the
high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living
redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools
plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88
percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs),
92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the
tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern
Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh,
Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.*** We get
Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless
we're discussing the war , the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say
that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in
9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with
higher morals then we lefties.

Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed
they grow in Mexico
.
Peace out,


Blue States

Dan S.: That was Fvckin AWESOME!!

Oh, and Stam, I agree, 100%.

Oh, Oh, Oh, finally! A liberal nancy fish putting up a great fight!

Hey Sarah, I think this hole is just about fished out. That last bunch of bait I used was really stale, even threw in a couple of barbless hooks, and we still had some shakers on. Only one decent fish in the whole lot!

Well, I'm heading out for steelhead Sarah. Don't you do anything crazy while I'm gone like win an election or something. I've heard that would cause nancy fish to explode better than a dupont spinner!

BTW, Sarah, what do you call such a big group of bottom dwelling nancy fish? A school, a pod? Oh--that's right a muster!

Well, I tell ya babe, we must have anchored right over a huge mutual musterbation society of bottom dwellers here! Next time we'll have to use some ex-lax for bait. Some of these nancies have been so full of crap, they gots to be constipated!

See ya when I get back, Sarah. Like I said, don't do anything crazy!

Cool Alan.. we will hoist a beer to the new persident in person next friday.

P.S - YOUR BUYING