#475851 - 12/29/08 12:51 PM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
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River Nutrients
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9 Words Women Use
1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'...that will bring on a 'whatever').
8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying @%#$ YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. I got this from my wife and she told me to forward it to the guys I work with. I re-wrote it and sent it back to her, here is my version. (1) Fine - The man is right but his wife can't admit to being wrong. (2) Five Minutes - This is what you say when she asks when you are going to stop fishing or watching the game. What you don't specify is when the five minutes starts. (3) Nothing - This means you are probably within reason for whatever it is you want to do and she is trying to figure out a way to make it unreasonable. Nothing means she is thinking. (4) Go Ahead - That is all you need to hear, take off now. If you put any thought into the real meaning of that you will end up staying home. (5) Loud Sigh - This technique is supposed to tell you that you are supposed to engage in a conversation. Don't do it, the word "feelings" is bound to come out. Once you start talking feelings you better be prepared to stay a while. (6) That's Okay - You did it, you're off the hook! Immediately follow "Thats Okay" by saying: "I want to talk about a family budget" because she is going to try to get you to buy something for her. (7) Thanks - This has more meaning than what it says above; you have done something horribly wrong. You've set a precedent. Now you have to reverse it, keep outside a 10 foot radius from the sink or the litter box, whatever it was you did that got the response, because now you are expected do that every time. (8) Whatever - This means she's really pissed at you, so you should take this as your opportunity to do 'whatever' you want, I mean how much more trouble can you get in? (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: - Congratulations! You reversed the precedent you set in #7.
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#475974 - 12/29/08 10:14 PM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
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This is what an old guy told my buddy years ago....
He said, "I really feel sorry for women". My buddy ask him why is that? And the old guy continued "Because if it wasn't for that little thing between their legs.....nobody would talk to them".
Mf
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#476336 - 12/31/08 01:28 AM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
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Registered: 02/02/04
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Loc: N of Seattle
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Hell if it wernt for that thing between their legs they'd have a bounty on em
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#503972 - 04/22/09 12:36 AM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
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Ornamental Rice Bowl
Registered: 11/24/03
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Got this from my sister today:
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If
you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give
her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her
groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a
smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and
enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap,
be ready to receive a ton of $hit.'
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#504007 - 04/22/09 12:12 PM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
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BUCK NASTY!!
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This thread is exactly why at the age of 33 I've never been married.... Paperwork that entitles someone to half of my sweat and blood........ Keith 
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#504026 - 04/22/09 01:01 PM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
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This thread is exactly why at the age of 33 I've never been married.... Paperwork that entitles someone to half of my sweat and blood........ Keith Find the right woman and you can get half of hers.
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#504055 - 04/22/09 03:49 PM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
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The Chosen One
Registered: 02/09/00
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Loc: Tuleville
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The milkman, really.
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#504068 - 04/22/09 05:32 PM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
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#504070 - 04/22/09 05:40 PM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is...
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The Chosen One
Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13943
Loc: Tuleville
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Sorry Parker there are no milk men where we live,just "Sasuatch". Watch out for those ManBearPigs!!!! I hear they love both silicone and saline implants!!!!  
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#504082 - 04/22/09 07:18 PM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is...
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Spawner
Registered: 12/16/07
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Rings are over rated and only go to show everyone that they are taken as long as they wear it. Sentimental I think not. Unless it comes from someone else in the family like a great grandmother or something. As for marriage, tell her it isn't necissary either. The piece of paper doesn't do anything for you. And if I remember correctly, marriage is supposed to benefit both people. Dedication doesn't come in the form of a ring and paper but from the morals and heart of someone. Get her a "wedding ring" lure and tell her to come fishing and make some memories with it. Actually, I wouldn't do that. Unless you can get a BJ on the boat while using it. Then you are the f'in man. But it would be funny though. If you ain't gettin it now, it ain't gonna get better afterwards. Usually. And if it did then that isn't the kinda woman you want anyways. Let us know how the picture of BJ's on the mirror goes. That was a good one.
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#504125 - 04/23/09 03:28 AM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
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Ornamental Rice Bowl
Registered: 11/24/03
Posts: 12618
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Rack of fake boobs....
Rack of fresh Alaska salmon....
Rack of fake boobs....
Rack of fresh Alaska salmon....
Life's full of "tough" choices, idn't it?
JFC! There's a no-brainer!
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#504127 - 04/23/09 03:57 AM
Re: The difference between a man and a woman is....
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Juvenile at Sea
Registered: 11/20/03
Posts: 166
Loc: Whidbey Island
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read an interesting statistic in my society and natural resources class. the majority of women hunt for the meat and the majority of men hunt for sport.
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