Parker-

Was it anything close to this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs

For some reason, that kid reminds me of DanS........



I thought the wife was suppose to be home this am. Apparently not. I'm giving even odds that's she run off with some young stud European. I'll never see her again.


Yes Aunty, the chores are all done and the kids are still breathing. Mission accomplished!

Last night, as the kids realized their Mom was going to be home soon, they were getting all fired up and telling me that they loved Mom better than Dad.

Of course, I had to wrap them up in bear hug and tickle them until they either submitted and told me that they loved me best, or they peed in their pants.

Once they submitted and told me they loved me best, I'd let them go and they would promptly tell me they loved their Mom best.

Back came the tickles.

This went on for hours last night......

I'm going to have to hurt you for that Zzzzzzzing, Parker.

It wouldn't be the first and last time I'm a marked man here.....

I couldn't wait to see who would get "fingered" as the kid in the video. When the kid started in on "is this real life" and "I have two fingers....four fingers", I thought of you first, Seastrike second. Seastrike, how does it feel to be second to Dan S. in everything?

I thought it was from the Snoopy Rod Classic.

I have two fingers.... Classic!

When my kids were little, we got along great when Mom was gone. They got along with each other and they got along with me..

As soon as she walked in the door.. within 3 min one or usually both were "crying" about something and life returned to normal. This happened weather she had just gone to the store or had been gone for several days.