Psalm 2009-2012

The Obama is my shepherd; I shall not want financial freedom.
He makes me lay down my green to feed those who vote for him.
He leads me besides the quiet factories, closed while waiting for a stimulus.
He restores my faith in Ronald Reagan.
He guides me to pathway of poverty, for his namesake – Karl Marx.
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of inflation,
I will fear no evil, for my guns are with me, and I have plenty of ammo.
Your eloquence and your teleprompter, they scare me.
You prepare a table before me with the food you took from me,
and feed it to the enemies of freedom and liberty.
You anoint my income with taxes; my 401k cup has been emptied.
Surely poverty and hard work will follow me all the days of my life,
because I can no longer afford to retire
I will dwell in a house in Gault’s Gulch, on strike,
dreaming forever that the LORD Obama is a tree, and I am a dog.

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Mike

Come on ISO, give the guy a chance. It has only been 50 days but that is funny.

that has to be some kind of blasphemy

We've had to endure 8 years of the left's bullshiat.

Basically Obama has had to spend his last 50 days cleaning up the piles of [censored] your previous savior left us.

Republicans can kiss my ass and go pound sand - for the next 4 years.

Come up with a better team that Dil and Doe and you *might* have a chance at the next election.

Hell Parker, I just thought it was funny. BTW, I voted for Ron Paul, but would have voted for the best candidate, no matter the party affiliation. I ain't a Rebub.

But, that said, in 4 years take a survey of the freedoms you had, vs. what you have then. Obama seems to be able to rationalize damn near anything. I'm sure you do some hunting? Buy your ammo now, as the price is going to skyrocket about 5x before long if Obama gets his way.

Mike

I know you are used to the last 8 years of fear mongering, but I am not. I didn't buy the bullshiat then, and I really don't buy in to it now.

I can thank Clinton and an 8+ year "War on Terror" for the rising cost of Ammo. Not Obama.

That was pretty funny, for satire. Sorry your sense of humor left in November, P.

Has anyone seen P.'s sense of humor?????? Maybe we ought to put it on a milk carton?

Can't, due to Obama's failure at fixing the US Economy. The heavy tax burden on the dairy making over $250,000 a year, redirected the cost of the milk to the consumer. Add that to the already rising cost of paper, wax, plastics, and over-all slump in the dairy industry, the milk has spoiled and all the cartons were taken off of the shelf.

If you really want to find my sense of humor, I recommend putting big posters out in front of the Welfare Offices, as that is where everyone will be these days. If that doesn't work for you, I'd also recommend putting up the posters near any of the long unemployment lines that are currently out there.

Lastly, I hear there is some space available on a US Carrier, as the "Mission Accomplished" sign was finally taken down.

That's better.......

I gotta give you all credit........oh, wait.......that's what got us into this mess.

I think that's unfair. he is in a tough position because the country is in such a bad place. that's what he's starting out with. I believe he will turn it around. and do you really think McCain and Palin would have done a better job?

they wouldnt have spent as much

"they wouldnt have spent as much" as Bush did.

We'd probably be known as the Unites States Subsidiary of China.

i agree

Uhhhh... the same folks that 'loaned' us TRILLIONS of dollars for wars in Afghanistan and Iraq Hank?

How much stimulus did we get outta that ya think?

Well... not countin' what Halliburton, KBR and Blackwater made off of it that is.

"Halliburton had the low bid."

It was a no bid contract.

You Americans could learn so much from us on how to cut costs - I give you Eddy Izzard explaining how you could have saved that $850 billion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEx5G-GOS1k

that guy was too gay to watch....i had to turn it off....or was that a girl?