I read this post and thought I might have a problem with it. Instead, I just got sleepy and went back to playing solitaire. MLIA

my wife asked me if i wanted turkey or ham for my sandwich, i couldn't decide and told her both.....MLIA

Your wife makes you lunch? Not average, I'm afraid.

I've watched the latest addition to the pole dancing thread....three times today. MLIA

I've hit the top of my head each of the last 3 days. Monday evening on the bottom of a glu-lam beam as I was fitting a piece of white wood trim. Tuesday evening on the underside of the hatch door as I was putting my new air compressor (remember the first one was stolen) into the back of my car cuz I don't dare leave any tools around my house construction site. Today on the underside of the rearview mirror of the gov't rig my supervisor was driving on a site visit and got a flat tire that I was changing cuz he recently dislocated his kneecap and I thought I should cut the guy some slack. MLIA.
GDITMMM

thats great!

yesterday I farted in front of my dog and the cat. they didn't care. MLIA

Yesterday I sold an old camp trailer to a guy for $650. Today he picked it up, but I wasn't at home, MLIA

my wife called me to complain about her sister....i was distracted by a butterfly and didn't hear anything she said. MLIA

Yesterday, my dentist recommended a $30 mouth guard because I clench my teeth at night. I went to the sporting goods section at Target and bought one for 99 cents. MLIA.

And with that.........we have a winner!!!..........

Mf