I nominated Kanetok Kid for this award but obviously I didn't have enough juice to get him over the top.

President Obama must be doing one heck of a job to win a major award after being on the job only 2 weeks prior to the nomination deadline.

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STRIKE ZONE

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CNN reports that President Obama watched two quarters of college football on Saturday and has been awarded the Heisman Trophy.

It's apparent why Chicago didn't get the Olympics, Obama was going to enter and they knew he was going to get all the Gold Medals.... Wheaties will have him on the box!

Yeah I heard hObama went salmon fishing in Alaska and landed a 128 pound king shattering the state record as well....

I think this fits perfect......



Keith

Somebody at work today suggested he give the money to the US economy since he is the Pres and all.

Obama has made some first pitches at some important Baseball games. Why not give one of the Cy Young awards to him ?

And Cheney would still get off the hook for shooting a guy in the face while going hunting schit-faced.

Like I said Irie the retard!!!

As I recall, he also attended church. Using the same logic, perhaps we should be addressing Him as OJesus...........wait.......some of us already do!

And Jealousy rears it's ugly head.

what prize does it win?

If I'd put a little more thought into it, I'd have said....both sides call him by the same name....

Left.....as previously stated

Right...."OH, Jesus!"

Farmer John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred pullets (young laying hens), and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot, and was replaced in the chickenhouse. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover. To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the King County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the 'No Bell Piece Prize' but they also awarded him the 'Pullet Surprise' as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else, but a politician, could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

Now thats funny.

Maybe Obama's stance on medical pot and states rights is deserving of a peace prize?

Deserves a common sense prize at the very least. Stop pissing federal $$ down the pot rathole, at last.