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#721948 - 11/30/11 01:38 PM Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist.
Sol Duc April Fool Registered: 06/18/01 Posts: 15727	A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back. Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald. Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back. Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend. Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion". She said: "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo. "Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back." _________________________ He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. - Albert Einstein.
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#721949 - 11/30/11 01:45 PM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: Sol Duc]
Dogfish Poodle Smolt Registered: 05/03/01 Posts: 10878 Loc: McCleary, WA	muffin top. _________________________ "Give me the anger, fish! Give me the anger!" They call me POODLE SMOLT! The Discover Pass is brought to you by your friends at the CCA.
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#721950 - 11/30/11 01:51 PM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: Dogfish]
FleaFlickr02 River Nutrients Registered: 10/28/09 Posts: 3348	Originally Posted By: Dogfish muffin top... ...topped with a steaming pile of poo. Looks like the next time she cheats on a boyfriend, it will be a missionary-only type deal.
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#721957 - 11/30/11 02:25 PM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: FleaFlickr02]
STRIKE ZONE GOOD LUCK Registered: 08/09/00 Posts: 11969 Loc: Hobart,Wa U.S.A	Bitch deserved it.Good luck, SZ
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#721969 - 11/30/11 03:11 PM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: STRIKE ZONE]
fish4brains Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 6216 Loc: zipper	yep, stupid is as stupid does. _________________________ ... Propping up an obsolete fishing industry at the expense of sound fisheries management is irresponsible. -Sg
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#721970 - 11/30/11 03:13 PM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: STRIKE ZONE]
Twitch The Beav Registered: 02/22/09 Posts: 2741 Loc: Oregon Central Coast	Originally Posted By: STRIKE ZONE Bitch deserved it.Good luck, SZ +1 sidenote... she kinda looks like the chick from mythbusters in that pic _________________________ [Bleeeeep!], the cup of ignorance in this thread overfloweth . . . Salmo g Truth be told, I've always been a fan of the Beavs. -Dan S.
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#722019 - 11/30/11 05:02 PM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: Sol Duc]
Sol Duc April Fool Registered: 06/18/01 Posts: 15727	That takes getting "dumped" to a new level. _________________________ He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. - Albert Einstein.
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#722043 - 11/30/11 06:01 PM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: ]
Sol Duc April Fool Registered: 06/18/01 Posts: 15727	3rd grade humor. haha _________________________ He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. - Albert Einstein.
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#722084 - 11/30/11 07:37 PM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: ]
SBD clown flocker Registered: 10/19/09 Posts: 3731 Loc: Water	He should have moved it down to tramp stamp level. Nice big pile of crap showing just above her beltline... classic _________________________ There's a sucker born every minute
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#722085 - 11/30/11 07:40 PM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: ]
Sol Duc April Fool Registered: 06/18/01 Posts: 15727	Originally Posted By: salmosalar Originally Posted By: Sol Duc 3rd grade humor. haha Had to make sure I made a joke you could understand. Go Sox, cds Your Mom want's you to come get her. :>) _________________________ He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. - Albert Einstein.
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#722101 - 11/30/11 08:23 PM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: Sol Duc]
Sky-Guy The Tide changed Registered: 08/31/00 Posts: 7083 Loc: Everett	TrampTurd Stamp _________________________ You know something bad is going to happen when you hear..."Hey, hold my beer and watch this"
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#722111 - 11/30/11 09:25 PM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: Sky-Guy]
Excitable Bob Returning Adult Registered: 03/13/07 Posts: 401 Loc: fuctifino	I know some you guys believe these stories, they must be true, I was it on the internet, lol. Another story thats full of crap. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-crap-8764319 Now this one is true. http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh4Y1Iz1KFp11C6wf0 Edited by Excitable Bob (11/30/11 09:29 PM) _________________________ She sits on the dock a fishin' in the water uh, huh I don't know her name she's the fisherman's daughter uh, huh Come on down to my boat baby Come on down where we can play Come on down to my boat baby Come on down we'll sail away.
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#722119 - 11/30/11 09:56 PM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: Excitable Bob]
Sol Duc April Fool Registered: 06/18/01 Posts: 15727	Not sure what's more messed up, the tattoo or the fact that you researched it. _________________________ He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. - Albert Einstein.
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#722159 - 11/30/11 11:38 PM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: ]
Sol Duc April Fool Registered: 06/18/01 Posts: 15727	Keep stuffing your face and smoking your ciggs Edited by Jerry Garcia (12/01/11 08:18 AM) _________________________ He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. - Albert Einstein.
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#722174 - 12/01/11 12:07 AM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: ]
Sol Duc April Fool Registered: 06/18/01 Posts: 15727	It must suck to look in the Mirror every day. Go look for a job tomorrow instead of sitting on your fat a$$ and smoking 2 carton of ciggs a day and making hundreds of posts on multiple BB. You'll eventually start feeling better about yourself. I'm sure your hubby would love to get you out of the house. _________________________ He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. - Albert Einstein.
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#722187 - 12/01/11 12:54 AM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: ]
Sol Duc April Fool Registered: 06/18/01 Posts: 15727	Maybe you can get your old job back? You might have to wash your shirt though. _________________________ He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. - Albert Einstein.
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#722206 - 12/01/11 01:51 AM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: Sol Duc]
gvbest Repeat Spawner Registered: 06/30/04 Posts: 1078 Loc: Silverdale, WA	Spit up a little on my keyboard. Thanks a**hole. Funny though. _________________________ "A bad day fishing, is always better than a good day of yard work"
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#722207 - 12/01/11 01:51 AM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: Sol Duc]
Knucklebustersonly River Nutrients Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 2527 Loc: WA	(and I'm now tuning in to the AuntyM vs Sol Duc pissing match, gonna keep my eyes on this thread, it's already a classic and we're only a few rounds in)
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#722209 - 12/01/11 02:00 AM Re: Don't cheat on a Tattoo Artist. [Re: Knucklebustersonly]
RowVsWade River Nutrients Registered: 11/08/06 Posts: 3359 Loc: Island Time	Is that a Russian doctor behind the bar? _________________________ "...the pool hall I loved as a kid is now a 7-11..." If you don't like our prices bring your wife down and we'll dicker.
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