#724334 - 12/09/11 06:08 PM
Watch out on the Green River
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Juvenile at Sea
Registered: 08/12/08
Posts: 169
Loc: Puyallup, WA
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So my police officer buddy told me a story the other night. He's not one to make stuff up and giving the area, I'm not surprised.
So that night, he was assigned to auburn area which includes all the roads along the green river. Well, he was patrolling along one of the roads and decided to stop to take a look at the river. Being an avid fisherman, I'm not surprised. So, he gets out of his patrol car and starts wandering down a trail to the river. A guy passes shaking his head and says, "you're in for a surprise down there". Being a cop, he was taken off guard, thinking some crazy was down there waving a gun around. Well, he continued to walk down the path to the river and low and behold, found two guys getting it on. The whole meal deal. He ended up arresting both of them.
Forewarmed on the Green.
Edited by The Closer (12/09/11 06:23 PM)
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#724341 - 12/09/11 06:36 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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River Nutrients
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Now you know why you stay away from guys who talk about glow balling.
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#724342 - 12/09/11 06:38 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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Juvenile at Sea
Registered: 08/12/08
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Loc: Puyallup, WA
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#724357 - 12/09/11 08:01 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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Poodle Smolt
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Loc: McCleary, WA
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In Olympia we stay away from Capital Lake Park at night.
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#724371 - 12/09/11 08:49 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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King of the Beach
Registered: 12/11/02
Posts: 5199
Loc: Carkeek Park
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So what did he arrest them for? Illegal use of a Green Butted Skunk at night.
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#724373 - 12/09/11 08:55 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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River Nutrients
Registered: 11/08/06
Posts: 3359
Loc: Island Time
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So what did he arrest them for? Voting democrat.
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#724378 - 12/09/11 09:24 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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Juvenile at Sea
Registered: 08/12/08
Posts: 169
Loc: Puyallup, WA
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What's a whole meal deal?? I can let you know where on the green if you're interested in finding out!
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#724385 - 12/09/11 10:11 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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They had their own cuffs.
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#724387 - 12/09/11 10:14 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah
Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 6210
Loc: zipper
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In Olympia we stay away from Capital Lake Park at night. +1,000 "occupy this"
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#724388 - 12/09/11 10:15 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 6732
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It's where butt juice is produced.
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#724396 - 12/09/11 10:57 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 06/03/06
Posts: 1536
Loc: Tacoma
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Last time I fished the Green the guy next to me was talking about how he was propositioned down by the soccer fields. Seems it might be an internet meet site.
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#724402 - 12/09/11 11:33 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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Reverend Tarpones
Registered: 10/09/02
Posts: 8379
Loc: West Duvall
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2Many
The vast majority of those of us who live and fish north of the Nisqually are not interested in the things described above
Any more than those who live and fish south of the Nisqually are particularly predisposed to marry close relatives.
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#724405 - 12/09/11 11:44 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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Juvenile at Sea
Registered: 08/12/08
Posts: 169
Loc: Puyallup, WA
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Last time I fished the Green the guy next to me was talking about how he was propositioned down by the soccer fields. Seems it might be an internet meet site. Thats the spot!
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#724698 - 12/11/11 11:56 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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River Nutrients
Registered: 12/30/07
Posts: 3116
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Be sure and knock at all plunking shacks.
Carry bleach.
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#724721 - 12/12/11 01:55 AM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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ExtenZe Field Tester
Registered: 11/10/09
Posts: 7960
Loc: Vancouver, WA
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So what did he arrest them for? Butt piracy.
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#724727 - 12/12/11 08:01 AM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah
Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 6210
Loc: zipper
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Be sure and knock at all plunking shacks.
Carry lube. fixed it for you
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#724811 - 12/12/11 01:19 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 3007
Loc: Browns Point,Wa. USA
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Flamer Guys-er Park
gross.
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#724895 - 12/12/11 06:01 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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I'd be more worried about the weirdos at boat launches...at least the butt pirates in the bushes are minding their own business  Fish on... Todd
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#724900 - 12/12/11 06:10 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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Repeat Spawner
Registered: 10/20/10
Posts: 1263
Loc: Seattle
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Typical UW Alums celebrating the Huskies invite to the Allhole bowl.
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#724901 - 12/12/11 06:15 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 6732
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Or all of that milt leaching into the river. I knew there was something different about those Green river fish.
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#724903 - 12/12/11 06:15 PM
Re: Watch out on the Green River
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/08/99
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"Typical UW Alums celebrating the Huskies invite to the Allhole bowl."
At least UW alums get some.
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