It's all fake..."reality" TV has about as much in common with reality at FoxNews.

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Todd

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I caught that the first time also.

One of my clients is on Axemen, the Discovery Channel show. I've never watched more than about 5 minutes of the show, but the topic of teh show came up one day while we were having lunch, and he said there is a lot of manufactured BS, but they pay him well for it so he puts up with it.

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Nah, self-inflicted gunshot wound.

(hopefully the dog would refuse to go)

They must pay him well, cause that guy can throw a riggin' fit.................

This part of the story is loaded with LOLs.

Duck Dynasty's Creator <link>

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Todd

I think they should change the name from duck dynasty to cock dynasty. Obviously the old man is in the closet and wants to use his beard to mop up his husband's "oyster shooter".

So by extension of logic you are a closet Christian preacher that beats his meat to a stripper named Debra Murphry?

BWP

Remember 72.3% of all statistics are made up.

They've already witnessed you trying to call them with a pintail whistle.
I don't think they're going anywhere with you if you're carrying a shotgun.

Zzzzing!

Honey Boo Boo in camo, and Phil's still a douchebag.

Here's the list, and I bet that douchebag Phil is in violation of at least two dozen of them...he should just stuff a cock in his mouth and call it good.

This list should also be shared with any right wing religious fruitcake who tells you homosexuality is "against the Bible!"...since they are likely in violation of a good portion of the list themselves.

As with most of these issues it's just a very thinly veiled justification for being a bigot, a hypocrite, and an asshole...and has nothing at all to do with religion, or they'd feel the same about the entire list not just the parts those dirty fags do.

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http://leviticusbans.tumblr.com/post/23730370413/76-things-banned-in-leviticus

Here’s chapter and verse on a more-or-less comprehensive list of things banned in the Leviticus book of the bible. A decent number of them are punishable by death.

Unless you’ve never done any of them (and 54 to 56 are particularly tricky), perhaps it’s time to lay off quoting 18:22 for a while?

1. Burning any yeast or honey in offerings to God (2:11)

2. Failing to include salt in offerings to God (2:13)

3. Eating fat (3:17)

4. Eating blood (3:17)

5. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you’ve witnessed (5:1)

6. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you’ve been told about (5:1)

7. Touching an unclean animal (5:2)

8. Carelessly making an oath (5:4)

9. Deceiving a neighbour about something trusted to them (6:2)

10. Finding lost property and lying about it (6:3)

11. Bringing unauthorised fire before God (10:1)

12. Letting your hair become unkempt (10:6)

13. Tearing your clothes (10:6)

14. Drinking alcohol in holy places (bit of a problem for Catholics, this ‘un) (10:9)

15. Eating an animal which doesn’t both chew cud and has a divided hoof (cf: camel, rabbit, pig) (11:4-7)

16. Touching the carcass of any of the above (problems here for rugby) (11:8)

17. Eating – or touching the carcass of – any seafood without fins or scales (11:10-12)

18. Eating – or touching the carcass of - eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, the red kite, any kind of black kite, any kind of raven, the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk, the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, the white owl, the desert owl, the osprey, the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat. (11:13-19)

19. Eating – or touching the carcass of – flying insects with four legs, unless those legs are jointed (11:20-22)

20. Eating any animal which walks on all four and has paws (good news for cats) (11:27)

21. Eating – or touching the carcass of – the weasel, the rat, any kind of great lizard, the gecko, the monitor lizard, the wall lizard, the skink and the chameleon (11:29)

22. Eating – or touching the carcass of – any creature which crawls on many legs, or its belly (11:41-42)

23. Going to church within 33 days after giving birth to a boy (12:4)

24. Going to church within 66 days after giving birth to a girl (12:5)

25. Having sex with your mother (18:7)

26. Having sex with your father’s wife (18:8)

27. Having sex with your sister (18:9)

28. Having sex with your granddaughter (18:10)

29. Having sex with your half-sister (18:11)

30. Having sex with your biological aunt (18:12-13)

31. Having sex with your uncle’s wife (18:14)

32. Having sex with your daughter-in-law (18:15)

33. Having sex with your sister-in-law (18:16)

34. Having sex with a woman and also having sex with her daughter or granddaughter (bad news for Alan Clark) (18:17)

35. Marrying your wife’s sister while your wife still lives (18:18)

36. Having sex with a woman during her period (18:19)

37. Having sex with your neighbour’s wife (18:20)

38. Giving your children to be sacrificed to Molek (18:21)

39. Having sex with a man “as one does with a woman” (18:22)

40. Having sex with an animal (18:23)

41. Making idols or “metal gods” (19:4)

42. Reaping to the very edges of a field (19:9)

43. Picking up grapes that have fallen in your vineyard (19:10)

44. Stealing (19:11)

45. Lying (19:11)

46. Swearing falsely on God’s name (19:12)

47. Defrauding your neighbour (19:13)

48. Holding back the wages of an employee overnight (not well observed these days) (19:13)

49. Cursing the deaf or abusing the blind (19:14)

50. Perverting justice, showing partiality to either the poor or the rich (19:15)

51. Spreading slander (19:16)

52. Doing anything to endanger a neighbour’s life (19:16)

53. Seeking revenge or bearing a grudge (19:18)

54. Mixing fabrics in clothing (19:19)

55. Cross-breeding animals (19:19)

56. Planting different seeds in the same field (19:19)

57. Sleeping with another man’s slave (19:20)

58. Eating fruit from a tree within four years of planting it (19:23)

59. Practising divination or seeking omens (tut, tut astrology) (19:26)

60. Trimming your beard (19:27)

61. Cutting your hair at the sides (19:27)

62. Getting tattoos (19:28)

63. Making your daughter prostitute herself (19:29)

64. Turning to mediums or spiritualists (19:31)

65. Not standing in the presence of the elderly (19:32)

66. Mistreating foreigners – “the foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born” (19:33-34)

67. Using dishonest weights and scales (19:35-36)

68. Cursing your father or mother (punishable by death) (20:9)

69. Marrying a prostitute, divorcee or widow if you are a priest (21:7,13)

70. Entering a place where there’s a dead body as a priest (21:11)

71. Slaughtering a cow/sheep and its young on the same day (22:28)

72. Working on the Sabbath (23:3)

73. Blasphemy (punishable by stoning to death) (24:14)

74. Inflicting an injury; killing someone else’s animal; killing a person must be punished in kind (24:17-22)

75. Selling land permanently (25:23)

76. Selling an Israelite as a slave (foreigners are fine) (25:42)

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Todd

Merry Christmas Pastor Toff....I'll pray for you.

Gays are defective humans......simple.
Broken, sick, flawed......and most are "stuck" there.

No Bible necessary....

you're welcome.

He could have said them long, long, long before there ever was a TV show, or an A&E, or anything...it doesn't matter when or where he said them, if A&E doesn't like it, then he's gone, just like any other employment situation anywhere else.

I can agree with most things in Leviticus, too...but unlike "christians", I don't judge people based on the bible...and any pretend christian who does judge someone for violating Leviticus better make sure their own house is in order, first, because besides judging people (don't, lest you be judged) in violation of the Bible, they're likely in violation of plenty of other things in Leviticus, too.

That's why RvW thinks it's "lame"...because he is not only juding in violation of Christian principles, he's likely in violation of a dozen or two dozen direct prohibitions in Leviticus, too.

'Course, he doesn't mind that...because like most "christians" he is just using it to justify his own shittty behavior and thoughts, rather than using it for any good.

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Todd