Talked to a property owner today who has some strange stuff going on, historical reports in the area, compelling evidence at the location. No sighting but wood knocks, house slapps and stick structures are comman occurances according to the witness.

Heading to check things out later this week.

I will let you know how it goes..

Take photos.

You thinking squatch, or gnomes?

Translation: Rich talked to a fellow fruitcake today. This fruitcake lives near some other fruitcakes. Sometimes things rustle in the woods and houses creak in the night. One neighbor made a brush pile.

Compelling indeed.

Best of luck with the investigation, aka, fruitcake convention.

Fruitcakes are all on meth.

Wood knocks and house slaps.....lol

Hopefully Rich will be in the right dimension to capture a blurry, grainy, distorted, vintage kodak of a Bigfeet or Gnome.

This is the one...where we get the proof.

Cannot fuckin wait.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Don't get mind zapped!

Rich hasn't let us down yet...cant wait.

Right up there with punching telephone poles.

RICH is redhook, but old. Crazy, no job, borderline illiterate, no self awareness and certainly no control. They each keep saying over and over again that big things (jobs, squatch, completed W2, revolutions, nuclear war, end of the world etc) are about to happen but for some reason, nothing ever does.

Current events.

http://kfor.com/2016/02/15/paranormal-group-analyzing-footage-of-possible-bigfoot-sighting/

Did anyone have their house slapped last night?

I cannot get over the number of blurry Bigfeet pics out there. J....F....C

There are millions of pics of dogs and cats, and have you ever seen a pic so fuked up that you couldn't tell the difference between a black lab and German Shepard?

This is too much...

Most likely it was a possum, make sure you bring a hatchet!

Ask yourself why I make post like this knowing ahead of time how you react, and no I don't enjoy negative attention.

I get to learn about you.

When talking to people in person or not, I generally attempt to incite an emotional response by talking about contriversial topics which are generally polarizing, in a non-agressive manor. Reason being they generally reveal their true selves immediately, if you learn to use this technique within the first 10 minutes of talking to them you will have them figured out from top to bottom at about 75% accuracy. If people are more guarded it can take more proding and ultimately take longer.

Does not matter how they respond to you but the more emotion you can get out of them the more you will learn. Without getting any real details you can figure out most everything about them in a few minutes, like how their mind works, what motivates them, what they are afraid of.

It allows you to get to the root right away without them having any idea what you are doing.

When I was a cop I used this exclusively, it kept me safe and helped me solve a lot of crimes in many cases very quickly. I would use the people against themselves by inciting emotional conversation about completely unrelated topics, all the while they were stressed or upset regarding the issue I was investigating but that was never the focus of my conversation, it just sat on the parimiter, interjecting every now and then once their attention was fully on the other topic.

A better question might be why are the houses slapping?

"House slap",,, fairly comman in Bigfoot habituation cases, generally when The Bigfoot is attempting to initiate some type of contact. It happens generally once the people at the residence are becoming aware something is around and starting to get an idea of what it is. The Bigfoot are just saying " yep it is what you think it is". Generally this is a point where the real interaction can begin, but generally does not due to inability of the people to open their minds enough.

Generally after dark when everybody in the house is quiet something smacks the side of your house really hard, obviously to get your attention. In some situations this happens frequently, to the point it becomes a nusence.

its when you leave your dryer running at night and the male big-foots, especially ones that cant see well, confuse the dryer vent for a female big-foots hot hole... heck even big-foots like to slap some ass

Sometimes structures of sorts, more coman they are twists and breaks possibly for markers of differing types.

I suspect you "know" these facts the same way you "know" what good Bigfoot habitat is, what/how they eat, and that they travel transdimensionally and zap brains?

Which is to say...don't know schit.

Fish on...

Todd

I just want to know how one makes a living as a Bigfoot Investigator?

Just think your value and expected performance would be just about the same as a Congressman. If there's money to be made I'd be all in.

"I'm not scouting elk or checking game cameras I'm a Bigfoot Investigator."

Eventually, the "facts" will be a reference to the Willow Creek, Patersen/Giblets film of a dude in a costume tripping over driftwood....

There you guys go, mocking Rich again. Let me tell you, them house slaps and wood knocks, they be for real (or reeelz, if you prefer). You know how my new house happens to be located in a hot bed of wildlife habitat, right? Well, shortly after Mrs. Salmo and I moved into the new abode, after I'd gone to bed, I was hearing this knocking sound, or maybe it was a slapping sound against the daylight basement wall downstairs. Cuz where else would I put a basement, if not downstairs? Geez youse guys are slow sometimes. Anyway, I heard the sound, and I'd read about house slaps in a bigfoot article in the newspaper some years ago when it was happening in suburban Issaquah, of all places. But that ain't far from North Bend, and everyone, well everyone in Rich's BF society knows that there's frequent BF activity around North Bend. Anyway, something was either knocking or slapping, or both, at my house downstairs. Since there are deer, racoons, probably opossums too, along with bear and the occasional elk, why wouldn't there also be a Bigfoot in my neighborhood?

Exercising the precautionary principle, I loaded my Winchester SxS and ventured downstairs. Slowly. Didn't want to spook the slapper or knocker away. I moved to one of the windows that gave me a good view of close to where the sounds were coming from. Sure's hell, it was real all right. Bigfoot caused the transdimensional wind to blow against several sheets of plywood I had leaned against the deck posts, further causing the outermost plywood sheets to slap and sometimes knock against the other sheets that has a more solid lean on the posts.

Now how cool is that, I ask ya'? Only a highly evolved Bigfoot could exercise transdimentional wind and use it to make only some sheets of plywood slap and knock against other sheets of plywood. And knowledge of use of transdimentional wind would be possessed only by a creature from beyond the Outer Limits of dimensionality. Being well armed, not to mention bare ass naked, I unlocked the basement door and went outside and adjusted the unstable sheets of plywood, and came back inside. I retreated to my bedroom and reported to Mrs. Salmo what I discovered about BF's use of transdimensional wind to make the plywood move. She believed me, as she said, "Yeah, did you unload the shotgun before you put it away?" So there ya' be, witnesses and all. What's to doubt?

I would much rather have a Bigfoot house slapping then the same Bigfoot knocking on wood.
That being said there are certain times of year when the feet will pull on themselves while slapping.
Similar to how a dog shakes it's leg violently while having its tummy scratched.
If you accidentally stumble upon a tugging slapper sequence proceed with caution.
Chances are good the Bigfoot will respond aggressively if interrupted.

What if no houses are present? Obviously the bigfeet can't slap something that's not there, do they slap whatever dwelling is common? Yurt slaps, Igloo slaps, single family ranch style modern architecture slaps?

Let us know how your investigation goes. I'm skeptical about Bigfoot but I know a lot of people I trust completely that have had an experience and have seen stuff that's tough to splain....without the addition of windowpane.

Before house slapping Bigfoot was often seen Tee Pee creeping.

I've got $5 for the first one from this board to run up to Rich's house at 3am and slap it like a cheap street walker being motivated by a strong pimp hand.

Hoot a few times, too, and I'll kick it up to $10.

Fish on...

Todd

Go and get em, Rich.

Sometimes the journey is the reason for the trip and this investigation may be one of those times.

Rich, you continue to deliver. You spelled out your trolling tactics to everyone and they couldn't take the bait fast enough. Best cut the leader on "kk". He's a decent guy but I'm worried that hook is buried a little deep.

Hellz yeah,

Tree knock..............tree knock.........whhhhhooooooooooooppppp.......whhhhhooooooopppppp

....enter, Gnome

Redhook had a trailer slap last night.

I've done dumber things for less.

Hell yeah! Bigfoot is an Eddie Floyd fan!

Well done Rich.

Grinning...

Your too cute..

Fagging the board up.

Just got back from a long weekend of chasing steel and trying to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with Bigfeets, Gnomes, Tweakers, and other Guerrilla Steelheaders.

I gotta say I'm a little bummed out that Rich hasn't come through yet with a Bigfeet or pointy hat Gnome pic!? C'mon Rich......No hairy stool samples, roof slaps, Tree knocks, screams, uprooted ferns, rock tosses, stick forts, mating calls, or anything us believers can build on??

I checked it out a few days ago. It was nothing to write home about, there may be something going on but nothing definitive.

Advantage STAM

It took 15 years and over 12,000 posts, but you finally offered something of substance to this board.

Thank you

Fish on...

Todd

Indeed.

erikj, you clearly haven't been around long enough to realize this...

Rich G is not joking.

Fish on...

Todd

If it's a slow news day on the Bigfoot front, there's always this...

http://thedailyworld.com/community/ufo-investigator-former-aberdeen-cop-two-harbor-libraries-feb-27

Someone you know, RICH G?

Whatever, I still kinda like his style.

I would have to say that my style is indeed apealing, not trying to tute my own horn but it's true.

I am not afaid, whenever something scares me I make it my beyotch.

Forks motel just got hovel slapped!

That or a drunk logger crashed his 4x4 into it,..........






definitely one or the other.

Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.
Bet they had a wall tent slap later that evening...
Backcountry Bigfoots

It was really hard to tell what was going on in that video. Too much "foilage" in the way to call it proof beyond a shadow of a doubt. I'm pretty sure I heard at least two wood knocks though. So there's that.

Yeah. Foilage.

That was the worst Bigfoot costume in a while...it was easier when all the cameras sucked, now that they are all good the crappy costumes look even crappier.

Fish on...

Todd

If you can hear wood knocks you are doing it wrong.

True dat :>)

Knock boots, not wood, preferably with a live human female...Stam.

What about clogs?

TOP DEFINITION FROM URBAN DICTIONARY

Wood
Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.
I've got some hard wood, I'm gonna go upstairs and work on it

That's funny right there.

Obviously another reason banded douche doesn't like you....

Gas, grass, or goat a$$.

No one rides for free.

Alien Squatch
Spaceship slaps

http://www.ufosummit.com

B.C. squatch found by warden.

Looks legit, maybe something to look into, Rich.

http://vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=301145

Boy, after seeing some matted down grass I am convinced now, too.

Fish on...

Todd

The period at the end of the thread title is the most definitive entry. It made me smile the first time I read it and each time that I've seen it since.

If Rich has a sense of humor, hopefully that was intentional.

http://www.tri-cityherald.com/news/local/article63241377.html

Good catch, I also thought the anglo news fellow was a bit sketchy? Something odd about his eyes?

Hope Rich can look into it.

I'm going to see what runswithwolves looks like nekkid:

I know the guy that puts that on "Matthew Johnson". Believe it or not he is a Clinical Phsycoligist at Western State Mental Hospital.

What's even more shocking is that he holds that position and his point of view related to the Bigfoot topic might be stranger than mine. His research area down in Southern Oregon " SOHA", has interdimensional portholes "stargates" which open infront of witnesses regularly. Numerous individuals have come forward as witnesses. What's interesting is that witnesses tend to not agree about what the "porthole" represents, but they never even question it's actual existence.

Witnesses that have seen it all describe the same thing. The sky is redish and you can clearly see another world, two small huminoid beings appear to guard the entrance to the opening, if you shine a light on the porthole it closes and if you walk twards it, it closes.

I don't go to Bigfoot conferences anymore, I don't need learn that Bigfoot is some strange shait, because I already know it. When it comes to Bigfoot it's to your advantage to be aware but stupid to go after them.

Sounds like you're starting to doubt BF.

It's really too bad that most people and even 95% of people who go in search of Bigfoot, truely have no clue "what" this thing is. If they did know it would change their outlook on everything and even the way they live their lives in most cases.

You can't doubt reality. Once you get a true understanding about them and you keep yourself honest with yourself, an entire new understanding of our world begins to materialize. Bigfoot is merely a doorway into the true understanding of this world and humanities true existence. The truth is each of us already knows it but we are not aware that we already have the knowledge. Just as each of us have always instinctually been aware of the presence/existance of Bigfoot via our subconcious. Bigfoot has been a part of our existence for the past 12,000 to 20,000 years, over time we have interacted with them less and less.

Native Americans had regular interaction with them up until white contact.

Bigfoot has its own set of rules and laws, what these laws are I don't know, but it is pretty clear that they are not to interact with humans and to stay hidden. They tend to behave as if someone is always watching them.

I honestly believe that Bigfoot originated from " the seed of Cain".

Cain was not from Adams seed.

Genisis 3:15 has all the answers.

"Bigfoot has its own set of rules and laws"

They behave as if they have "rules,laws".

The Bible explains Giants and their origins, so does ancient Greece.

Once the results in the DNA study started to become clearer, the Bible was the logical place to go for answers.

The DNA revealed Bigfoot was the result of hybridization between modern human females and an unknown male propigator. The hybridization events occurred between 12,000 and 20,000 years ago and was tracked to specific regions and specific Haplo groups traced by the female lianige. There where multiple events in multiple locations\continents roughly around the same time period which resulted in the same hybrid species distributed around the globe due to a mass hybridization event globally.

Really only the Bible makes sense, book of Enoch gets even deeper into it.

These things have DNA as diverse as ours, and very strange.

And the herring spins................

Here comes the part Bigfeets developed gmo seed.....

Yup.......Hank beats Rich to the punch.......

How in the hell did you get to be a cop? Where were you a cop? In OZ? The truth is that all of this is total BS along with your distorted political views. I doubt you solved any crimes. The only crime here is that you somehow fooled someone into hiring you as a cop. You and some of your cronies are very scary Rich. Bigfoot is a figment of your imagination. There is not ONE stitch of proof that it exists. Why? Because it doesn't exist. Even the famous video made years ago in Northern California was a hoax as testified by one of the original tricksters. Get a grip and please stay out of law enforcement. One more thing, the money spent chasing strange noises and moonlit shadows could be better spent rehabbing land that has been over used or for reforestation.