Talked to a property owner today who has some strange stuff going on, historical reports in the area, compelling evidence at the location. No sighting but wood knocks, house slapps and stick structures are comman occurances according to the witness.

Heading to check things out later this week.

I will let you know how it goes..

Take photos.

You thinking squatch, or gnomes?

Translation: Rich talked to a fellow fruitcake today. This fruitcake lives near some other fruitcakes. Sometimes things rustle in the woods and houses creak in the night. One neighbor made a brush pile.

Compelling indeed.

Best of luck with the investigation, aka, fruitcake convention.

Fruitcakes are all on meth.

Wood knocks and house slaps.....lol

Hopefully Rich will be in the right dimension to capture a blurry, grainy, distorted, vintage kodak of a Bigfeet or Gnome.

This is the one...where we get the proof.

Cannot fuckin wait.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Don't get mind zapped!

Rich hasn't let us down yet...cant wait.

Right up there with punching telephone poles.

RICH is redhook, but old. Crazy, no job, borderline illiterate, no self awareness and certainly no control. They each keep saying over and over again that big things (jobs, squatch, completed W2, revolutions, nuclear war, end of the world etc) are about to happen but for some reason, nothing ever does.

Current events.

http://kfor.com/2016/02/15/paranormal-group-analyzing-footage-of-possible-bigfoot-sighting/

Did anyone have their house slapped last night?

I cannot get over the number of blurry Bigfeet pics out there. J....F....C

There are millions of pics of dogs and cats, and have you ever seen a pic so fuked up that you couldn't tell the difference between a black lab and German Shepard?

This is too much...

Most likely it was a possum, make sure you bring a hatchet!

Ask yourself why I make post like this knowing ahead of time how you react, and no I don't enjoy negative attention.

I get to learn about you.

When talking to people in person or not, I generally attempt to incite an emotional response by talking about contriversial topics which are generally polarizing, in a non-agressive manor. Reason being they generally reveal their true selves immediately, if you learn to use this technique within the first 10 minutes of talking to them you will have them figured out from top to bottom at about 75% accuracy. If people are more guarded it can take more proding and ultimately take longer.

Does not matter how they respond to you but the more emotion you can get out of them the more you will learn. Without getting any real details you can figure out most everything about them in a few minutes, like how their mind works, what motivates them, what they are afraid of.

It allows you to get to the root right away without them having any idea what you are doing.

When I was a cop I used this exclusively, it kept me safe and helped me solve a lot of crimes in many cases very quickly. I would use the people against themselves by inciting emotional conversation about completely unrelated topics, all the while they were stressed or upset regarding the issue I was investigating but that was never the focus of my conversation, it just sat on the parimiter, interjecting every now and then once their attention was fully on the other topic.

A better question might be why are the houses slapping?

"House slap",,, fairly comman in Bigfoot habituation cases, generally when The Bigfoot is attempting to initiate some type of contact. It happens generally once the people at the residence are becoming aware something is around and starting to get an idea of what it is. The Bigfoot are just saying " yep it is what you think it is". Generally this is a point where the real interaction can begin, but generally does not due to inability of the people to open their minds enough.

Generally after dark when everybody in the house is quiet something smacks the side of your house really hard, obviously to get your attention. In some situations this happens frequently, to the point it becomes a nusence.

its when you leave your dryer running at night and the male big-foots, especially ones that cant see well, confuse the dryer vent for a female big-foots hot hole... heck even big-foots like to slap some ass

Sometimes structures of sorts, more coman they are twists and breaks possibly for markers of differing types.

I suspect you "know" these facts the same way you "know" what good Bigfoot habitat is, what/how they eat, and that they travel transdimensionally and zap brains?

Which is to say...don't know schit.

Fish on...

Todd

I just want to know how one makes a living as a Bigfoot Investigator?

Just think your value and expected performance would be just about the same as a Congressman. If there's money to be made I'd be all in.

"I'm not scouting elk or checking game cameras I'm a Bigfoot Investigator."