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Cats - C + R = Rats

Beer, bait, bitches, and algebra.....WDFW×1=

ha!

[/quote] Sheridan .5mm cat loads worked on cats.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. [/quote]

.5mm huh? What does that shoot, needles?

Actually , I have one of those Sheridan 5mm. Worn out, had since I was 8 yrs old.

Nope wrong way.
Sheridan 5mm.
Death by one thousand shots.

Good clean fun.

I talk tough but I too, could never shoot a pet....unless it really had it coming (like a pitbull on a kid). The neighbors cat craps under my shop and their dog in my yard. Everyday. But the dog is a cute old yellow lab that is totally adorable and a gigantic goof ball and the cat catches mice and moles. I don't like that they poop in my domain, but my like for them is greater than my dislike of yard poop.

Was minding my own business t'other day when all of a sudden the love of my life went bat $hit crazy in the dining room. There was yelling as she clattered her way out the French doors with the volume increasing over the duration. All kinds of foul language fading into the distance. Quick like, I run to her aid. Low and behold, she's chasing a couple 'yotes loping just ahead of her with the chickens spilling off the porch, cheering her onward. Upon her breathless return and the offending song dog's departure over the western horizon, seems that the two marauders we a mere 6-7 paces off the porch when she spotted 'em with missile lock on her girls. The alpha female must have a litter of pups hereabouts as the pack has been happily munching the resident rodents under her guidance. May have to go have a talk with 'em to keep the peace with her counterpart....

Used to have a neighbor with a little dog that would crap in my yard. It didn't bother me because as soon as it hit the ground, he'd turn around and scarf it up.

What about Cat Lady loads ?
Surprised there's no mention of those.

Hey Paker, need a little help here ....
What would really get into your boiler room ?
I'm thinkin' like a spitball or maybe a paintball ?

I got it...how 'bout an Aqua Net fired spud ?
Knock ya right outa the front boat ho seat with good shot placement !

I live in the country.
Unfortunately there is a new housing development near bye.
Them lot dwelling 206ers think they're walking through the wild when they take their multiple dogs for a walk on an asphalt loop that passes by my driveway.
Of course if their dogs shhit along the county road then they score it a win.
My mail box is the only one on their route and the dogs like to stop in close proximity to shhhit.
I've watched the city folk stand there, staring at our mules, dog on leash, shhhitting, only to walk off.
I thought about putting a sign up but found throwing the dog shhhiit out on the asphalt road where they walk works wonders.
Seems odd but they don't like walking in their dogs shhhiiitt.

I need to get you one of those coexist bumper stickers for your rig.

2many, if you are that close to those lots and have a healthy chunk of land you need to get a subdivision vested before enviro regs ruin your retirement. You prob already knew that.

The subdivision was grand fathered in years ago before they switched it to a lower zoning density.

Isn't COEXISTING something that queeers do?

Ugh. 2bad.

Not sure...seems like most lesbaru's have them on the back window.

Why does Slow Dunce and 2Many hate guns and 'merica?

Can't say I've seen "2Many" of these in 206Ville......

Now that is a sticker I would put on the back of my gas-guzzling pickup!

If a cat eats pussy is it a cannibal?