Best quote by Breezy: "MOTHER OF GOD"

Lol


The Fargo spin off series on FX was pretty good too. First season was excellent, 2 and 3 so so.

+1 made me laugh.

For real? I would pay some serious cash if you can find it. My favorite movie.

As a followup to this post:



There are 1000 people every day that live in and around methheads, junkies, and assorted reprobates. There are 999 of them who do not have a life that looks like Jerry Springer's wet dream.

Then there is one that does.

Take a stab at who that one is and you will have found the common denominator in all of these hilarious and fantastical stories.

I figured the first post would have been enough of a hint...this one narrows down your options considerably, let's see if that helps.*

Fish on...

Todd

*it won't.

What's the difference between a crack head and a tweaker?





































































Both will steal your wallet.....the tweaker will help you look for it.

my house is 50 feet from them Todd, do you seriously think i go out and around looking for this sh!t?

i dont have to go anywhere, its right there... 999 other people dont live here either....

Want my honest assessment?

Yes, you 100% unquestionably go looking for it. You find it everywhere you go.

Home, the river, parking lots, department stores, grocery stores, gas stations.

Is there anywhere you don't find it?

I go to a lot of places, all the time, and see the lowlifes, criminals, and deadbeats all the time...guess what? I've never *had* to talk to any, interact with any, call the cops on any, or had any call the cops on me...I have interacted with them, and have even had a few altercations with them, but only because I chose to.

It's exactly the same as most of the stuff on this forum...you wonder why people keep picking on you, but you keep coming back and asking for it, over and over and over and over again...and just like in real life, you are somehow amazed when it people respond to you asking for it by giving it to you.

If you go around stepping on your own dick all day don't be surprised to find a few boot marks on it.

As Nick said above...you are on the Crazy Train. It has stops. Get off of it. Until then the Crazy Never Stops.

Fish on...

Todd

where have i complained about anyone picking on me?

went to mulitple stores, multiple train stations, multiple other places this week, last, hell even the last 4 months, guess how many problems i had?

none...

these 2 incidents were in the last 11 years of me living here... one of which was over a year ago... and im not the only one it happens to, and even the WDFW is fully aware of my situation and is paying attention to it... officer Stutes told me to contact him if it happens again....

youve had altercations? are you the problem TOdd, do you go looking for them, did someone say something mean to your girlfriend and you decided to do something about it? if you answer yes to even the first question, you have no right criticizing me for the exact same sh!t... these people out here arent like the people in Seattle, ask anyone that lives out here... its a different breed....

back to the forum sh!t, i post alot of it to make people laugh, this place gets boring as fvck when its just you yammering about Trump....

if i were even half of what you claimed, i would have been arrested by now, or gone to prison, or been killed, or robbed, or stabbed, or shot, or hit by a car or whatever... problem is, its never happened, and wont....

2 cars that usually arent here are parked in that driveway right now, there was 4 20 minutes ago.... want more pictures?

also, if its me, why are people coming and talking to me about the mail theft and the sh!t going on over there? why are they asking me to get their mail for them if they have a late night?

because they know im not the problem, they are asking me for help, not the other way around....

Evo will never get it. He’s approaching 40 years old and clearly has the mind and maturity of someone half his age. Argues everyfuckinngthing and turns down every bit of advice or help anyone offers him. He’s never wrong and takes zero responsibility for his current and so far life long place in the world.

jesus christ...

whatever, you clearly dont read, you clearly have some sort of agenda or bias, so whatever...

if figured out what im going to do, thanks for the help everyone.... well....

wait i have to take credit for rampant drug use? prostitution? i have to take credit for where it stays, and how it operates?

do you listen to the sh!t you type?

In Evo's world, common sense is a bias. Guilty as charged.

I'm too lazy to insert the Captain Picard facepalm so ya'll are just going to have to visualize it.

Evo! Judas fuckin' Priest Mother Mary of Joseph man! No, you don't have to take responsibility for your neighbors, hookers, drug dealers and other various sorts. You ONLY have to take responsibility for yourself. That means get the holy flying fvck outta dodge and take responsibility for putting yourself in those situations to begin with. That's it! That's all you have to do as a good first step. Move!

I swear to the almighty sky fairy above, if I was in the same room with you right now, I would beat you about the head and face area with the largest piece of furniture I could find. With love of course. Always with the love. FVCK!

Lol... Ok... So where do I just pack up and move to?

Multiple stores today, drive to downtown Puyallup twice, now in Sumner, guess what? No problems... As usual...

As far as sh!t happening at the river, some of you know the guy that got his ass kicked for talking sh!t at the river last year... He was just a "victim" right?

Maybe he's the type of people that are the problem, and should keep their fvckin mouths shut...

Nick, you won't hit me with anything...

Uh yeah, forgot to post this...


http://www.king5.com/mobile/article/news...y/281-512725272

Damn, they're not giving them away. Thanks though.

Well, guess Kent is out of the question...

http://www.king5.com/mobile/article/news...t/281-513442335

Fall city, carnation, snoqualmie, duvall, mill creek, woodinville et al. are all nice and still relatively inexpensive compared to Bellevue, Kirkland etc.

Problems happen everywhere - there is no Shangri-la. However, certain areas have less problems than others, so don't bring your problems with you. You don't work, so it's not like the commute to your couch is going to be hard regardless of where you live. If you can't do it for yourself, do it for your woman.

And yes, I would beat on you just for the shear principle alone.