Traded in my 2009 wrx for this, so far so good. Thing is fast af

https://imgur.com/AYTkBwf

Sweet ride, congrats. It’s no Taurus SHO but it’ll do

Nice....very nice.
That color is dangerously close to purple.

Looks like a chick's car.

460 hp 6 speed. I'd like to meet that dyke that could handle it

great looking car congrats!

That car looks like mid-life crisis wheels.

This is why I drive a cheap Ford Focus. Nobody is going to accuse me of being a balding middle aged dude with a small penis. Chicks see it and are all like "damn, he must be living the pimp life with his huge magnum dong!". Or not. Either way, I get great gas mileage.

What are you, some kind of, a sexist, bigoted ,chauvinist, homophobe?

Nice new ride!
SF

Have you smoked any douchebag WRX drivers yet ?

Lol

No just the usual suspects (comaros, civics, SHOs)

....one of a kind in Washington (maybe the country) Cadi’s.

That's a purdy car right there.

I'm not sure you know much about cars.... Actually I'm positive you don't...

The new SHO had a 360 HP twin turbo 6 cylinder.. a 2005 STS-V is 470 hp, a 2012 CTS-V is 550 HP with a supercharged LS6....

You talk like they are slow, they aren't... And never were...

Nice stang DW...

lol

nah... i just like cars... always have...

Wanting a dyke to "handle it" seems bullish.

Why all the hate on seawalls? I just don't get it. They help save lives and the fine people of Holland agree.

what does that have to do with your POS on camaro wheels?

its not on Camaro wheels, they are 5 star wheels... get in your fag wagon and pull up next to me if you think its a pos....

dont you have someone to falsely accuse of something?

Wasn't a false accusation fAggot.
And neither was that one.

Lol


Evo is the ultimate hypocrite.

actually im not...

you however are still a 2 faced fvck Jake... keep doing it... you are doing an excellent job....

What’s with this 2 faced business you keep bringing up?

Figure it out smart fvck...

Well that’s typical. You’re full of sh.it.

That's it.

We need a race.

Dwatkins vs Evo

Second race of the night is:

Stam vs NickD90

Who's up for the 3rd race?

Ineed a Tesla Model S P100D. Insane Mode! Instead I have a 2014 Mazda3 Touring with bitchin' paddle shifters and a sport mode that will snap your head back off of the line ifn' you stomp on the gas. I'm too much of a wuss to see what it can do.

I’ll race Evo to work.


Taking victory lap now.

In for the win!

Too god damn funny!

my friend sold his almost 700 HP STI and bought a P90D... very fast car, high 10 low 11 quarters depending on who is driving....

now on to the racing part....

why would i race a car capable of high 11 second quarters, when mine does 14.5? it would be like you racing me in your Mazda, you would get smoked....

the 99 STS wasnt built as a drag car, the 05 and the CTS-V versions are far faster off the line, its from 30-100 where the 99 shines, and past 100... 1st gear is nearly worthless... i guess i could turn off the TC but then you launch from second... i may have Jake at Northstar Performance send me a tuned PCM, i can get another 45-50 HP and he can flash it so that it deletes the launch in second after the TC is disengaged.... not cheap but not super expensive... i may just save it tho and use it towards another car this summer... hoping to buy 2 more, a Tahoe, and then something to make people complain about....

the P100D is fast as hell too, its Ludicrous mode tho, not insane mode.... this dude gutted his, only saved a few hundred pounds, but you can see what its capable of... FYI, those are blown mustangs with NOS, and a twin turbo GTR....




my friend was paying 1600 dollars a month for his P90, pretty expensive as well....

Jake, STFU....


oh and if you want to race that Colorado you have, bring it, we can go for slips.....

I don't think you know much about them either if your bragging about a 99 cts.


Congrats on getting financed on an 18 year old car .
Did you get your mom to co-sign too?

I drive a truck.

It's not fast.

I can put dead fish and dead animals in it, though, and I have as many NHRA titles as anyone else in this thread.

i know for sure you dont know sh!t about cars... they never made a CTS in 99, they started in 2002...

and if you think a CTS-V is slow, then you really are dumb and know absolutely nothing about cars....

I know for sure you’re wrong about everything.

http://www.piscatorialpursuits.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/841967/My_Scirocco.html#Post841967

I've heard you folks up North like your Mustangs.

hah, i remember that, my buddy doesnt have that 85 anymore, hes got a 90D now, quite a bit faster...


so how am i wrong about anything Jake? i know you are a pussy that talks alot of sh!t on the internet, threatens people for "being mean", then does the exact same sh!t....

I’ve come to the conclusion that Evo must be retarded. Carry on.

keep smoking bunk weed Jake... its doing your brain good...

Ah yes and here we are. Like clockwork. The logical conclusion to every DS thread.

Hah!

Funny thread.
Even Cliffie chimed in.

That would be difficult, since the title for your car is held by a bank.

Easy fix, I owe like 1200... I could pay that 4 times right now almost...

I also won't lose, the Colorado is a slug...

I greatly underestimated your financial prowess.

Evo, you’re reminding me of Ricky Bobby here.


I’d get into a conversation with you about my Colorado, but you know everything, so I won’t. You should go test drive one, if they’ll let you.

Jake, ive driven a Colorado plenty, and my SIlverado would have walked all over any of them... they are like S-10s, for people that want a truck, but are too scared to get a real one.....

Well Evo, some people make big decisions like new vehicle purchases with their head. You know, based on their needs. I bought a mid size because that’s what a I wanted and needed. I could list the benefits of a mid size compared to a full size, but you’re a stupidcunt so I won’t. Wouldn’t expect you to understand.

You can continue trying to bait me into some sort of debate or emotional rant (the kind you make everyfuckingtime I make a post about you) but it won’t go anywhere.

i dont have to bait you Jake, you do it on your own...

i can also list the benefits of a full size compared to a mid size, but i wont, because you are too scared to drive one.....

you will figure it out one day....

You should go fishing or get a job.

I drive a mid sized truck. It's because I have to commute to work.

oh... i thought it was because you were " mid sized"...

Like I said, Evo doesn’t get it.

get what Jake? why is it me not getting it?

sure, small trucks have uses, but they also cant do what a full size truck can...

if you dont plan on hauling anything, sure, get a small one, but the only "good" small trucks are Tacoma's, everything else is just trying to fit in....

now if you dont plan on hauling anything, and just use it to commute, because of gas mileage, you can get cars and SUV's with the same or better gas mileage that will do anything and everything a small truck can do...

You not read the part before that in purpose?

Evo is using the same logic with cars as he does with life.

“Go big or go home”


He’s always at home.

I'm not home right now...


Like I said, some day you will get it...

And some people buy Cadillacs and custom rims while living with their mom. Oh, and maybe a tuned PCM for more HP.

Flashed...


And you aren't getting it either....

I paid cash for my car, truck, and boat. Just paid my house off this month. Please tell me what it is that I'm not getting, enlightened one. With your sage advice, maybe I can turn things around before I'm 40.

why are you bragging?

Weird thread.

WORD..I worked all week, so I didn't check in much. I just caught up on this new juicy thread! Some damn fine burns by the usual witty suspects! Kudos gents!!!!(Retardedhooker not included)

The only thing good about Switzerland is the women...

I don't know Nate. Swiss chocolate, cheese, watches, knives, the Alps, banking, Zurich and CERN are generally regarded as pretty good things. I mean, don't get me wrong here. Switzerland in no Puyallup to be certain, but it's not all bad.

It's a joke Nick, not a dick, don't take it so hard...

sarcasm (ˈsɑːkæzəm)
n
1. mocking, contemptuous, or ironic language intended to convey scorn or insult
2. the use or tone of such language. Ex: "Nate is the smartest person I know".

Whoosh!

Insert Joke Here
____________________

Your Head

Stop the insults you guys, we have a mail thief on the loose......

The point about Dwatkins Mustang was nice, but leave it to Evo to supercharge this thread with hilarity. So many humor points made, not by Evo, but by those responding to him.

And BTW, Dan doesn't drive a small truck because he's mid-size. Dan is compact, and they don't make trucks that come in his size. And Reefer's remark about Evo going big or go home and always being at home had me spilling coffee yet again. And Switzerland is no Puyallup, you guys deliver solid gold every time.

The Swiss might actually go to war against those comparing them to Puyallup.

I'm only below average height in the some countries, so fu.ck you guys.

I am, however, way the fu.ck above average intelligence in every country.

So again - fu.ck you guys.

see, atleast Dan has a sense of humor....

I thought the Swiss were known for their hot chocolate?

EVO this is close to home, a nice car, and a Mustang slayer.
I hope you buy it.
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...
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IN ORTING - Selling for $11,500 NO trades, CASH ONLY. Had it posted originally for 15k and got several offers, but couldn't part with it. Now it's time as I'm buying another car.

Just posted on craigslist, our friends are selling their 64, so I'm getting rid of this one.

My pride and joy. 1965 Chevy nova. All original interior. seats and headliner in great condition, no dents. NO RUST. Automatic 6 cyl with 4bbl carb and a header. Collector plates, new tires, nice wheels, new dual exhaust, sounds and drives reat. YOU NEVER SEE ORIGINAL, NOVAS IN THIS KIND OF CONDITION AROUND.

could be if you drop a 396 or 427 in it.....

you know what, ill forward that to my buddy... hes always buying and selling cars like that... he just got rid of a blown 8 second Camaro not that long ago... he was taking it to the Good Guys shows out here in Puyallup and did quite well...

ill let him know...

That car would be worth a lot more left alone fuktard know it all.

i never said anything about "worth"... FYI, something is only "worth" what someone is willing to pay for it, in this case, its 3500 dollars less than what he was asking originally...

a very nicely built 396, or 500+ HP 427, that car will STILL sell for the asking price... you could even drop a nicely built 383 or 388 Stroker in it to keep it small in size engine wise, but the HP would be 500+ as well....

so smart fvck... explain this... this is an original survivor car, for 32K, my buddies is the second car, he sold that a few months ago for 50+k... funny how a bigger motor done right can actually INCREASE the value of the vehicle, isnt it fvcktard....

https://classics.autotrader.com/classic-cars/1968/chevrolet/camaro/100919304

Putting that much weight over the front axel is beer belly American.


BTW.......Not sure what a fvcktard is but make mine a 69' Z-28 with a DZ-302 and a 4 speed bitches.

This clown is clueless....pure white trash.

Uh huh...

Imma gonna wait until the Taurus FO SHO comes out.

Like I said, the newer ones are 365 HP and all wheel drive..

Go drive one...

thats not even the same car. Different carbs, flare is sharper on the bottom one, probably different colors, wheels are different, different stance, top car has wheelie bars and no shadow in the bottom from said bars, cage looks different.
you lose

Lol, he put chrome wheels on it when he took it to good guys, it's the same fvcking car...

You lost...

whats more pathetic bragging about a 99 cts or nut swinging off your "friends" car that you have nothing to do with but act like its an accomplishment of your own?

.

again, theres no such thing as a 99 CTS... never built, never sold, never available...


so now when i compare sh!t its me saying its mine or my accomplishments?

stretching a bit... but you know that, you are just being a baby because you have zero rebuttal to what i said in response to you...

Besides calling you a fAggot you won't get many responses from me on much of anything.

yeah see you can do that on the internet, but thats about as far as that sh!ts gonna go, fvckin pussy....

go make up another story bitch boy....

whats more pathetic, someone who likes a 99 STS because its a hell of a nice car, and has plenty of performance, or the dickhead that dumped tons of money and time into a POS 1975 Scirocco?

what happened to that POS anyways?

Once again, an over escalation event in your life that you could and should have just walked away from.

You should go back and re-read the advice vapidangler gave to you on the wireless security thread. It's obvious to me that:

a) You did not read his advice.
b) If you did read his advice, you did not understand what you read
c) You have some deep, scaring emotional/life issues that will never get resolved here or elsewhere.

Best of luck to you Evo, but if I were a betting man on the PP Dead Pool, you'd be high up on that list for me. You and Hank are the top candidates right now.

And no, Stam, WISHING I was dead, does not put me higher up on the list, or at least shouldn't.

just stop ok... if someone came up and called your daughter a little C (you know what im saying) you wouldnt just say thats OK and keep walking, you would do something about it.... you know it and i know it... or if it was your mother, or whatever...

yeah sure, i may be scarred, but who isnt? ive had some messed up things happen in my life, does that make me a bad person because i wont tolerate certain things anymore?

i walked around with about 8k in 2 small items for 2 days and not nary a thing happened... because 99 percent of the time, nothing does happen, but as i said, people arent just going to say sh!t to my face and expect me to walk off...

you guys are basically saying that im some raging nut case, and im "bound to run into someone thats going to fvck you up", but what if im that person, and they are the ones that are doing it? you can ask Katie how i act in public, shes with me every damn day, go ahead and message her if you need to....

"Once again, an over escalation event in your life that you could and should have just walked away from."

Why in the world do you associate with people who you knowingly expect will personally insult you or your family?

One day I woke up and saw what was truly important to me. Frankly most people are not even on my radar. You are not under attack. Stop taking everything so seriously. I have never met you in person Nate,but from what I read on here you seem to attract drama,and maybe,just maybe,you could change that. I hope so. Most people won't admit the truth to themselves or others.

Nate,

In the way of the world, there are gonna' be times when someone does walk up and say sh!t and worse to you or the person with you. That's just life. Exactly what is it you do and are gonna' do to that person? Even if you can beat the crap out of them, you're the one who is going to jail for assault. Turns out, it's legal, altho impolite, to say nasty things to people. When you let words get under your skin you just make a target out of yourself. Hence, so much drama in your life.

Sg

Oh my Salmo.
That reminds me of one of the few things I learned as a child.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me".

Or this tidbit.
"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones".



Ultimately the best advise my dad ever gave me was,
"If it feels good.........Do it".

Sure, it's legal to talk sh1t... Which is what I do in return... I never swing first, always allow the other party to go before me...

Then, I handle it... If it comes to that, which 99.99 percent of the time it's a go fvck yourself and I'm gone....

I had some dude get irate on me for going the speed limit today. Pulled up and tried talking [Bleeeeep!]. Cali drivers are the kings of rude immature and self centered behavior. I just looked at him and kept smiling. He got nothin but love. Fukker couldn't handle it. Kill em with kindness Nate.

Imma gonna be a bad mofo
In my T FO SHO
Drivin tru the get-toe
Wit all my hos
An a blow for my nose
An annudder for my hose
All will know
Imma bad mofo
Drivin my T FO SHO

you shouldnt be drinking at 7 am DD....

Not at this time.
The father is in the back room.
Once he comes........ we will proceed.

That's maybe the whitest thing I've ever read.

thats racist...

Do you mean like this?

Or like this?

Or possibly even this?

Yo Rainy Bo
I got the SHO
Tree six fy
Dat is no lie

Word.

DD be spittin' hot fire
Roastin' little bitches in da funeral pyre
Blowin' up heads like he be Bud Dwyer
Makin' all da panties anti-dryer
Pumpin' lead. Gettin' head.
Suckin' dat [Bleeeeep!]-tay like pimp vampire.

Dubba D bustin rhymes.

lol

Mustang Sally.........................You better slow that Mustang down!!

Yo Corny Oh
I got the T FO SHO
Rhymin funk you do not kno

Yo yo yo,
Drivin this Ol Cadi,
XD40 sitin pretty,
Gamie told my lady, yo,
Console Evo,
Man's honkin to da ho's,
Dick Nite meet, Fo Sho,

Something gotta give,
Mailbox gettin rigged,
EBT and IRS,
Recipe for distress,
Mom's gonna make it ok,
She got tailgate,
No reason to hate,
When you can find da plastic,
Get the hatchet......

Yo yo yo

Fukin lunch breaks are too long......

Update!

No tickets yet and already 1600 miles (honey moon)

I'm riding dirty in my pimped out tahoe
The only prob is im outta dough
I gotz to get me another sho
after that im going to get some blow
I'm sipping on Patron but I aint tripping
I got mail that's still missing
my momma wants me to get my own crib
i said I would but it's just a fib

Nice. Hope you have a tire fund carved out of your budget.

Got any cowgirls on your Mustang?

Wanted me a hump
Got nuttin but a bump