Pretty much.

DATE NIGHT

Just give it time. Take care of yourself. Have some fun!

Things weren’t normal for a year after my divorce.

And times are great now.

Go fishing. There are 4 billion women out there. Of course a lot of them are old,ugly ,crazy,etc. et al.

If nothing else, pay attention ta this bit o advice!!

Good luck...

Women come and go but delicious 40oz bottles of Malt Liquor will always be there for you. MALT LIQUOR!

How long are you gonna ride this tired gimmick? You should go hang out with Jonas.

Go bang a bunch of em.... Before long you will have your own kid/kid's....
You may have to pay child support, but you won't have to move the broad in...

Whoa. A Timber sighting!

They let him out finally?

The Lucky Prince


Once upon a time a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “ Will you marry me ? “.

The Princess said no, and the handsome Prince lived happily ever after.

And the Prince rode motorcycles

And fvcked skinny big titted broads

And hunted and fished whenever the fvck he wanted

And went to naked bars and dated women half his age

And drank whiskey and malt liquor and Captain Morgan

And snorted cocaine off of strippers asses

And ate lots of pussy and ass fvcked cheerleaders

And never had to listen to any bitching at home

And never paid any child support or alimony

And kept his house and his guns

And never got cheated on while he was at work

And all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell

And he has tons of money in the bank

And he leaves the toilet seat up

The End

Been a long fuking time coming Bart.

You forgot the part where he died happily of AIDS.

Where the hell you been bro???

Livin' the dream ...

I did go out and buy a fishing license though. First one since 2004.

Probably should of bought a fish.

Dang, somebody else lived through the same as me. The part of crazy coming back is so true.

I'd just stick with the pup and forget kids if I had a do over.