#990670 - 06/26/18 11:30 AM
The sheep in Montana must be jealous?
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She hid in her ex's house — and held a machete while forcing him to have sex, Montana cops say BY JOSH MAGNESS
Samantha Ray Mears broke into her ex-boyfriend's house on Friday, Montana police say, and then waited for the man to return home.
When he finally got back to his house in Great Falls, Mears approached the man from behind with a machete and forced him to get naked on his bed, according to a police report obtained by KPAX. The woman took off her pants, police say, and then proceeded to have sex with the unidentified victim while she continued to wield the weapon.
The ex-boyfriend told authorities he engaged in the sexual activity because he feared for his own safety, KPAX reported.
Mears bit the man on his arm during sex, police told KFBB, and ignored the victim's requests for the intercourse to stop. She is also accused of purposefully peeing on the man's bed.
The sex eventually ended — and that's when police say Mears' ex-boyfriend managed to snap pictures of the naked woman holding a machete while sitting on the bed. The man called 911 while pretending to talk to a friend, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, and then sneaked out of his house.
Law enforcement arrived to the house and encountered Mears, who said she was protecting herself with the machete after her ex had kidnapped her, police told KFBB. She allegedly showed signs of suffering from a mental illness while talking to officers.
Mears was arrested and charged with two felonies — aggravated burglary and assault with a weapon — and charges of criminal mischief, assault, and unlawful restraint, which are all misdemeanors. According to The Smoking Gun, she was given a $50,000 bond.
Police accused Mears of strangling the same man on Wednesday, just two days before her second alleged attack, KFBB reported. Police charged her with Strangulation of a Partner or Family Member in that case.
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#990671 - 06/26/18 12:43 PM
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Lastly, as a general JackHammer Rule of Thumb for ALL of you reading out there:
NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY. PS. If you ever wanted to know what a classic case of Crazy Eyes look like, well look no further!
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#990674 - 06/26/18 01:24 PM
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Likely a hairdresser who used to go by the name "Tammy". SF
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#990684 - 06/26/18 04:59 PM
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Likely a hairdresser who used to go by the name "Tammy". SF I think Tiffany...them's is always kra-kra!!! Hit it, hit it, then forget it!!! After the 3rd encounter the Uhaul will show up in your driveway! IMO this is a man rule to live by.
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#990690 - 06/26/18 09:43 PM
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"Sometimes that bitch looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a bitch is she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, she doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The bed turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those bitches come in and…they rip you to pieces."
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#990692 - 06/27/18 06:15 AM
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I dumped a crazy and she had a meltdown, “YOU ARE BREAKING UP WITH ME!?!? ME!?!?”. She crashed her truck in a ditch on the way out of the driveway just to be stuck there. Luckily a neighbor was having a BBQ and a bunch of dudes got her truck out in just minutes and she was shocked and left. So than she just went around trying to [Bleeeeep!] all my friends.
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#990723 - 06/27/18 12:53 PM
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A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein
By default of just being here on the Darkside, any person reading this quote is not a wise person. I would agree that we are a clever bunch, though! Ok, some of us.
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#990727 - 06/27/18 01:45 PM
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she was also charged with felony strangulation on the same guy in April, as well as the new sh!t....
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#990730 - 06/27/18 02:35 PM
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A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A wild card takes one for the team. - NickD90
I would agree that we are a clever bunch, though! Ok, some of us.
Thanks for the kind compliments Paker! I don't care what they say about you behind your back, you are kinda OK for a mod yourself.
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#990733 - 06/27/18 03:23 PM
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Parr
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"Sometimes that bitch looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a bitch is she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, she doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The bed turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those bitches come in and…they rip you to pieces." Well said Chiefy!
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#990755 - 06/28/18 04:53 PM
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Probably FP
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Looks like she was a typical Hillary voter. So sad!
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#990813 - 06/30/18 06:01 PM
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Sometimes,when it's cold out,a mans gotta make do. You sumbitches
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#990814 - 06/30/18 10:33 PM
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