HALLOWEEN IS A DEMONIC PAGAN FESTIVAL AND THIS IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD. I hope none of you take part in this DEVILISH FESTIVAL brought to our shores by the wicked Irish celts. On October 31st, the spirits of the dead could come onto God's Flat Earth.

I hope none of you have lit a jack o lantern, pumpkins are for eating! Not carving evil faces into supporting superstitious pagan traditions! Don't be a degenerate. ALSO REMEMBER TO KEEP YOUR CHILDREN AWAY FROM SATANIC TRADITIONS AND DON’T ENCOURAGE THEM BY GIVING THEM “TRICK OR TREATS”. Don't answer your door, lest it be a demon and they eat your eternal soul.

NOW PRAISE THE LORD, PASS THE AMMO AND THE 40OZ OF MALT LIQUOR!!!!!! Remember that Jesus said "I AM THE WAY AND THE LIGHT" except occasionally the light is my muzzle flash when I'm sending godless commies to the fiery depths of hell! DEUS VULT!!! MALT LIQUOR!!!1!!!!

Of course it's Hillary's fault. I saw on Infowars that she is a literal vampire pot bellied goblin hobbling around coming after us.

Hankster, I'm 1/4 English, 1/4th Swedish, 1/4th Scottish and 1/4th Jewish. So this is either the Scot or the Jew coming out in me. WTF I love Halloween now!

Halloween not all that bad, or is it?

Gotta have one for Hank and Steelworldwide to share.

Next year I will wear this, scare the heck out of the little tykes.