Hank even gets up early to cry like a bitch before most people are even out of bed. He gets up, scans the Fox News feed, prepares his vagina for all the sand about to pour out of it, and then posts on the dark side claiming it's the other side that's full of snowflakes and whiners.

Hank is the definition of whiny*bitch. Which is just another variation of his bitch status. Welcherbitch. Charterbitch. Bitchbitch. Take your pick.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames