This is like Dr. Phil, but for arseholes. I'll play along and I do digress....

7 years old than me. WA born, but long time LA girl at heart. Tall thin blond w/ long hair. No kids - married once long ago. Cat lover and dog + kid hater. Late 40's then, but early 50's now. Was smoking hot in her 20's & 30's, but weren't we all? Ex-80's big hair rocker - favorite person in the world is Brett fvckin' Michaels. Tanned too much earlier in life and it shows now with age (cue Rod Stewart). Really, really liked her wine - probably too much. Marathoner, fit, fun. Loved Seahawks football. Selfish. Wicked funny.

Just yer' typical Woodinmilf.

Have fun processing all of that Acid. We all look forward look forward to your analysis.