I forgot...I once won an OK Corral style old western gun fight with the treacherous Black Bart at Casa Bonita. I was like 10 years old and easily had the fastest six shooter in the west that day. Ol' villainous Bart then met his final demise by cliff diving into the depths below never to be seen again (or until the next show at 10 past the hour)

My reward? One free sopapilla n' honey and a chitty plastic Sheriff's badge. I AM THE LAW! WOOHOO!

PS: For those wondering, Casa Bonita isn't just a South Park joke, it's very very real and very very amazingly fun while being simultaneously awful. Horrible food, but that's besides the point. It's the perfect place to get utterly shitfaced with your friends before hitting strip clubs.