While we boomers were selfish, you don't know the half of it.

First we scared y'all into staying home and out of restaurants while we conspired with those restaurants so they could jack up their prices. In return we'd eat killer food in those restaurant kitchens (no waiting, no crowds!) with our co-conspirator restaurant owners, some of whom where hot women who gave us happy endings for no charge.

The best part was when we scared you all off the rivers. Ah, yes, all those glory days fishing alone at the hatchery crackpipe, just filling up the freezer.

Oh, those were the days.

Now be nice to us or, you know...Covid-22!