When the only pictures in your wallet are of the last big steelie you released, and your kids pictures are buried beneath it.

When you steal money from your kids piggy bank to buy a cup of coffee on the way to the river.

When you walk by the Playboys, for the most recent issue of STS.

When you get pis*ed off if the sun shines on your vacation, and you're stoked if it rains for 6 days straight.

You have a name for each and every one of your fishing rods.

When you plan the birth of your future children not to coincide with the heaviest runs of fish in your rivers ( I did this one)

When you sprout wood at the sound of raindrops on your roof in March

When the thought of your significant other tying spawn bags the night before a big trip gets you aroused.